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Yup, I got torn a new one. Right next to the old one, which I kept in my spare closet. A little while ago, I wrote a small review for a flash animation called "lomo". I thought it sucked(along with several others. Then, the creator took some reviews that he found interesting, put them in a...

I MUST KILL THE SMURFS WITH MAGIC CARDS AGAIN!!!!!!! *Ransac flings a Fling at Hefty Smurf and cuts off his genitals.* YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

This JUST in at magicthegathering.com Magic Online Press Release MAGIC: THE GATHERING® ONLINE EXPANSION DELIVERS MORE FEATURES FOR MORE PLAYERS Wizards of the Coast to preview Magic® Online 2.0 game at E3 Expo May 9, 2003 (RENTON, WA) – Magic: The Gathering® Online, the official Internet...

Kai Budde isn't ranked No.1 anymore? *Ransac has a heart attack. After about 15 minutes, he recovers and slowly types the following.* WHAT IN THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON IN MY ABSENCE?!?!???!?!? *Ransac proceeds to have a second heart attack.* Ransac, cpa trash man

As you may or may not have noticed, I have not been on the CPA as frequently as I used to be. This is due to several stressful problems/obligations going on in my life. For the up-side: I have recently been elected Treasurer of my Fraternity. I have devoted more of my time to my brotherhood as...

Hmm, what to do. My "Who wants to pretend to be a millionaire" doesn't get results whenever I revive it. CPW is dead. No one likes CPA-Vivor. Hmm, what to do, what to do. *While Ransac thinks, he spells out in sign language that he yet again failed his judge's test by three points.* I...

How in the hell did I end up in Tallahasse, do you ask? I was at Gallop's Games last night and someone said "HEY! ANYONE THAT WANTS TO GO THE THE PTQ, WE HAVE A FREE HOTEL!!!!". That was about it. BEst of all, it's Sealed Deck. Let the games begin. I'll post an update soon. Ransac, cpa...

As everyone here that knows this knows(that was kinda redundant), the CPW has been trying to get back its feet for some time now and I haven't been getting the support of enough people to do this. So, to fill my own urges, I signed up with the MTGNWA (MTGNews.com's wrestling thing, check the...

Don't look to far into that title. I've been in a haze for the past few weeks, which is why I haven't graced everyone here with my presence heavily. THIS time, I've spent the past couple of weeks in and out of the hospital with pneumonia, on a depression streak about my major and my talent, and...

Okay, I'm thinking "What should my next deck to build be. Hmm. I can't think of many decks out there. Let me look through my binder. I'd like to actually use my Blistering Firecat. Oh, look at my Silent Specter. Gee wiz, I sure like my Rockshard Elementals(totally under estimated in my point of...

Legions doesn't officially go out until tomorrow, but... *singing* Ransac owns a box! Ransac opened his box! Ransac owns a: Glowrider Planar Guide Windborn Muse Beacon of Destiny(SHINY) Celestial Gatekeeper Defender of the Order Essence Sliver Riptide Director Mistform Ultimus Keeper of the...

Battlefield: Open plains. No teleporting, please. This battle is for people to relive their old Battle glories and use their most "precious" quirks that have been forgotten AND for an opportunity for newer members to create their own quirks. Be warned, I am considering unleashing the Ten...

I got this e-mail earlier today and I thought I should you all about this monstrosity to mankind. > Subject: Bad Virus Warning > > If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it > immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is > pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on...

Now that the Notables are over, it's time to reveal what our winners feel about current event and important situations, al reported on by our favorite reporter, me. Best Deck Ideas: rkoelsch: If the pigeon twitches after the second shot, is it edible? Yes if prepared in a white wine sauce...

I don't know which of these two things is worse. A: My brother turns 18 today, proving that I have been unsuccessful in my attempts to rid him from the world. B: I'm about to take my spanish final(NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) Ransac, cpa trash man

FREE-FOR-ALL OFF-TOPIC BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac snaps his fingers and is now wearing black camo gear.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Yup, you only have a few days until the Dual Lands rotate out of Extended. How are you coping with the soon to be lost? I know that I'm dancing like a fiddle because, instead of collecting dual lands, I've been collecting pain lands. Now that I got 4 of each of them and that the dual lands are...

1st Set: ****(PROMO)**** K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend 6 When K9Archmage comes into play, tap all land target opponent controls. During that players upkeep, tap all of the opponents creatures, lands, or artifacts, whichever that player has more...

I'm just bringing back lot's of oldies today, aren't I? But, instead of requesting that people sign up ahead of time, I'm just going to do what I originally started with: everyone who wants to jump in, jump in. First question: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter X...

It's been quite a while since I made CPA cards(to see them again, please read http://www.casualplayers.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=4253), and I want to make them again. The first 8 CPA members that wish to become a Ransac CPA card and reply here will be in the next set of Ransac's cards...