Smurfs Are The Devil!!!!!!! Kill Them All!!!!!!!!

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I MUST KILL THE SMURFS WITH MAGIC CARDS AGAIN!!!!!!!

*Ransac flings a Fling at Hefty Smurf and cuts off his genitals.*



YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!



Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Mazzak

Guest
I see Ransac's back to his usual self.


BARTHOLEMEU! what are you doing in the broom closet not the camcorder again AArgh! That's your cue! I think I'll shuck a few oysters while I'm stuck to this here sanitary* toilet seat cover.


*lightly used
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Seeing that I have no fingers to snap...

*Smirfs burst into flames*

anyone call for the screaming tiki torches?
 
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Tabasco

Guest
Shat on every Smurf that was ever created. with their stupid smurfy language with every other word being some form of the word smurf.

and I hate all their stupid land how everyone looks the d@mn same and everybody (except for poppa smurf) is like a biznitch of poppa smurf.

POPPA SMURF IS A PIMP,...............A PIMP I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He must be stopped b4 he snatches our Biznitches

*Starts a raid into the unholy smurf land with a Flamethrower*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...................................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YES!!
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
*shoulders Whimsical's bazooka*

hmm, this thing handles nice...

*takes out a bunch o' smurfs*
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Code:
Rebuilding Algorithym....
Questor Thews: "Lets Rock And Roll!"

*Questor walks the wall next to Zhaneel, stealing her repeater cannon.*


"Let loose the bullets of rath. Ye-Haw!"

*Unloads cannon rounds into munchkin's sneaking up on Zhaneel.*
 
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Whimsical

Guest
Senseless violence!

*wades right in, whacking smurfs with a rubber mallet, hoping Zhaneel wouldn't quite notice the mallet has several familiar looking features imprinted on it* :D
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
would you mind I tried something new?

*Clones Whimsy*

Two for the price of none! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

*Continues to fire Zhaneels repeater cannon*
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
dang it, ran out o' ammo...

*starts whacking smurfs over the head with th' bazooka*

not even a dent...
 
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Mazzak

Guest
And now, for proper lighting...

<bright red light streams brilliantly from a window, casting the smurfs in such an intense color that they appear a shade of grey rather than blue, and their clothing, previously white, is a luminous blood-red...>

<With that, Mazzak joins in the killin', selecting a large, jagged chunk of copper for his weapon>

WAHHA!!!!!!
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Slips Zhaneel enchanted lighter*

Huh, always thought them smuvs was green.

*drops repeater cannon back in Zhaneels holster and grabs Mazzaks wallet*

Whatta ya got ta chuck in here?
 
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Apollo

Guest
*Apollo would help out the cause, but he doesn't want to have anything to do with that bazooka.
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*rummages through Mazzaks wallet*

Hmm, Visa card, master card, veterans gold card, change of boxers...

*thows a gold bar over shoulder, knocking Apollo out of the air accidentally.*

lolly pop, protection, little black book of womans phone numbers...

*pockets black book :)*

Oh, sorry apollo...

*"Borrows" Whimsy's bazooka and reloads it while Zhaneel is looking for the caper.*
 
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Mazzak

Guest
<little do the nightstalkers know that that little black book does not contain women's phone numbers, but is in fact a secret sequence of numbers designed to summon Cthulhu through the telephone wire...>
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*Looks at Mazzaks last post to see what the book really is...*

Questor Thews: "Your the one thats had this thing all this time? What a priceless find!"

*Questor immediately phones an enemy, telling him that Mazzak told him to dial one of the numbers inside the black book*

"I've been looking for this thing for a number of years now."

*Proceeds to trick the Smurf's into dialing the numbers on their smurphone's*
 
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Mazzak

Guest
<Cthulhu pops out of several phones at once, devouring smurfs and making everyone mad>

Mazzak: I dare say sir, you seem to have spilled some of your tea.

Nightstalkers: Oh dear! So I have!

Apollo: <monocle drops off face into wineglass> Gasp! Scandalous! How could such a thing occur?

Zhaneel: Well, I never! I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Whimsical: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Mazzak: Please pass me another biscuit if you would be so good.

Cthulhu: BLAAAARGH <eats the entire tea party>
 
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Zhaneel

Guest
An enchanted lighter? What does this thing do...

*flicks lighter*

KAPOW!

*explosion sends dozens of smurfs and a slightly singed gryphon flying*

Ooh, fun...
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Billy Bobs Exploding and Reintegrating Lighter wasn't a very smart buy... But its sure fun to give away!

*Drops slightly broken secret weapon into middle of room*

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac eyes Brainy Smurf.*

Stupid brown noser. I've always suspected that he had a gay crush on Papa Smurf, while Clumsy always fantasized about Brainy. They must all perish.

*Ransac casts perish, killing Brainy and Clumsy.*


WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I SWEAR THE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GREEN!!!!!!! ADJUST YOUR oinkING TV!!!!!!!!!!!



*Ransac tosses a Mob Justice and ends up killing Klepto Smurf.*




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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