Smurfs Are The Devil!!!!!!! Kill Them All!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, May 9, 2003.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I MUST KILL THE SMURFS WITH MAGIC CARDS AGAIN!!!!!!!

    *Ransac flings a Fling at Hefty Smurf and cuts off his genitals.*



    YOU MUSTN'T LET THEM REPRODUCE!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    I see Ransac's back to his usual self.


    BARTHOLEMEU! what are you doing in the broom closet not the camcorder again AArgh! That's your cue! I think I'll shuck a few oysters while I'm stuck to this here sanitary* toilet seat cover.


    *lightly used
  3. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Seeing that I have no fingers to snap...

    *Smirfs burst into flames*

    anyone call for the screaming tiki torches?
  4. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    Shat on every Smurf that was ever created. with their stupid smurfy language with every other word being some form of the word smurf.

    and I hate all their stupid land how everyone looks the d@mn same and everybody (except for poppa smurf) is like a biznitch of poppa smurf.

    POPPA SMURF IS A PIMP,...............A PIMP I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He must be stopped b4 he snatches our Biznitches

    *Starts a raid into the unholy smurf land with a Flamethrower*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...................................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    YES!!
  5. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    *shoulders Whimsical's bazooka*

    hmm, this thing handles nice...

    *takes out a bunch o' smurfs*
  6. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Code:
    Rebuilding Algorithym....
    Questor Thews: "Lets Rock And Roll!"

    *Questor walks the wall next to Zhaneel, stealing her repeater cannon.*


    "Let loose the bullets of rath. Ye-Haw!"

    *Unloads cannon rounds into munchkin's sneaking up on Zhaneel.*
  7. Whimsical Adorable Sliver

    Senseless violence!

    *wades right in, whacking smurfs with a rubber mallet, hoping Zhaneel wouldn't quite notice the mallet has several familiar looking features imprinted on it* :D
  8. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    would you mind I tried something new?

    *Clones Whimsy*

    Two for the price of none! Wait, that doesn't sound right...

    *Continues to fire Zhaneels repeater cannon*
  9. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    dang it, ran out o' ammo...

    *starts whacking smurfs over the head with th' bazooka*

    not even a dent...
  10. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    And now, for proper lighting...

    <bright red light streams brilliantly from a window, casting the smurfs in such an intense color that they appear a shade of grey rather than blue, and their clothing, previously white, is a luminous blood-red...>

    <With that, Mazzak joins in the killin', selecting a large, jagged chunk of copper for his weapon>

    WAHHA!!!!!!
  11. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Slips Zhaneel enchanted lighter*

    Huh, always thought them smuvs was green.

    *drops repeater cannon back in Zhaneels holster and grabs Mazzaks wallet*

    Whatta ya got ta chuck in here?
  12. TomB Administrative Assistant

    I'd say use a Wrath of God...and all go bye-bye...;)
  13. Apollo Bird Boy

    *Apollo would help out the cause, but he doesn't want to have anything to do with that bazooka.
  14. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *rummages through Mazzaks wallet*

    Hmm, Visa card, master card, veterans gold card, change of boxers...

    *thows a gold bar over shoulder, knocking Apollo out of the air accidentally.*

    lolly pop, protection, little black book of womans phone numbers...

    *pockets black book :)*

    Oh, sorry apollo...

    *"Borrows" Whimsy's bazooka and reloads it while Zhaneel is looking for the caper.*
  15. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    <little do the nightstalkers know that that little black book does not contain women's phone numbers, but is in fact a secret sequence of numbers designed to summon Cthulhu through the telephone wire...>
  16. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Looks at Mazzaks last post to see what the book really is...*

    Questor Thews: "Your the one thats had this thing all this time? What a priceless find!"

    *Questor immediately phones an enemy, telling him that Mazzak told him to dial one of the numbers inside the black book*

    "I've been looking for this thing for a number of years now."

    *Proceeds to trick the Smurf's into dialing the numbers on their smurphone's*
  17. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    <Cthulhu pops out of several phones at once, devouring smurfs and making everyone mad>

    Mazzak: I dare say sir, you seem to have spilled some of your tea.

    Nightstalkers: Oh dear! So I have!

    Apollo: <monocle drops off face into wineglass> Gasp! Scandalous! How could such a thing occur?

    Zhaneel: Well, I never! I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

    Whimsical: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

    Mazzak: Please pass me another biscuit if you would be so good.

    Cthulhu: BLAAAARGH <eats the entire tea party>
  18. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    An enchanted lighter? What does this thing do...

    *flicks lighter*

    KAPOW!

    *explosion sends dozens of smurfs and a slightly singed gryphon flying*

    Ooh, fun...
  19. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Billy Bobs Exploding and Reintegrating Lighter wasn't a very smart buy... But its sure fun to give away!

    *Drops slightly broken secret weapon into middle of room*

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  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac eyes Brainy Smurf.*

    Stupid brown noser. I've always suspected that he had a gay crush on Papa Smurf, while Clumsy always fantasized about Brainy. They must all perish.

    *Ransac casts perish, killing Brainy and Clumsy.*


    WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I SWEAR THE LITTLE BASTARDS ARE GREEN!!!!!!! ADJUST YOUR oinkING TV!!!!!!!!!!!



    *Ransac tosses a Mob Justice and ends up killing Klepto Smurf.*




    Ransac, cpa trash man

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