CPA Set: via Ransac Revisited

[Ransac]

It's been quite a while since I made CPA cards(to see them again, please read http://www.casualplayers.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=4253), and I want to make them again. The first 8 CPA members that wish to become a Ransac CPA card and reply here will be in the next set of Ransac's cards.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[MrXarvox]

[monotone]pick me. pick me. ooh. ooh. pick me.[/monotone]

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Pick DÛkey.

..
No, no, pick me.

 

[Ferret]

Well, I want in on this - it's been a while since I was considered...

-Ferret

"...please make it Green..."

 

[Shiro, Time Devourer]

Sounds cool. I nominate Train. His ability would be obvious.

 

[Spiderman]

Are you going to do new versions of old cards of members if they're the first eight? If so, count me in...

 

[train]

Make me a Coat-Smoker!!!!

Please!!!...

 

[Ransac]

You don't need to be nominated, just ask and you'll probably be one. And, yes, there will be NEW version of the old cards.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Jigglypuff]

Can I be part of your set, Ransac? Pretty pretty pretty please?

*Gives Ransac the puppy-dog eyes...

(- Steve -)

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

Me! Dear God PICK ME! Its a matter of life and death I assure you *explodes.....told ya.


okay now that thats over, I would love to be included Ransac

 

[Ransac]

List so far:

Myself
MrXarvox
DUke(His name was mentioned)
Thallid Ice Cream Man
Ferret
Spiderman
train
Jigglypuff
Azreal the Soulmaster
Shiro, Time Devourer(because he posted)


That's all for the first list. I'll be taking names for the second list now. These cards should be up in a few days.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Bob]

You forgot me.

 

[Ransac]

You didn't post, but I'll be lax and let you in the first set as well.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Lotus Mox]

You forgot me too.

 

[Ransac]

Unfortunately, Lotus Mox, I have the basis of all the cards already and they will be up soon, possibly today. But, I'll include you in the next set.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

I apologize for my laziness, but I've been in a haze all weekend. I'll have them up soon. I'm just having trouble determining some of your abilities.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

If it helps any, I'm a moron.

.

...
(Sorry, I guess this is spam.)

 

[Ransac]

FINISHED!!!!!!!!


Azreal, the Soulmaster
1B
Creature-Creep Legend CPA
~this~ is unblockable
4BBB: ~this~ gains +8/+6 until end of turn
1/1

Bob
1WB
Creature-Cleric Legend CPA
Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bob
Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a -1/-1 counter on target CPA
2/2

Box of Xarvox
2
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a pretty counter on ~this~
At the end of your turn, destroy X target non-wundindlinyg creatures and lose X life, where X is equal to the number of pretty counters on ~this~

DÛke's Grasp
XXUB
Sorcery
Target player loses 2X life and X target creatures gain flying until end of turn.

Ferret of Forums
GG
Creature-Ferret Legend CPA
1G: Destroy target non-creature artifact. Play this ability only when you could play a sorcery and only once each turn.
2/2

Jigglypuff, Question Puff
1UUU
Creature-Pokemon Wizard Legend CPA
1, T: Replace all instances of one word in a text box with another. This effect doesn't wear of at the end of turn.
1/3

Ransac, CPA Trash Man
3R
Creature-Idiot Legend CPA
Haste, Flying
You may choose not to untap ~this~ during your untap step.
T: Target creatures loses all abilities and it's power is reduced to zero as lon as ~this~ remains tapped.
1/4

Shiro, Time Devourer
1WUB
Creature-Wizard Legend CPA
B,T: Lose 10 life. Take another turn after this one.
W,T: Skip your next turn. Gain 10 life.
3U,T: Return target permanent to it's owner's hand. Then, look at that player's hand and remove any card in his hand from the game.
0/3

Thallid Ice Cream Man
2GG
Creature-Fungal MORON Legend CPA
GG: Target creatures gains trample until end of turn. If that creature is a CPA, that creature also gains +3/+3 until end of turn.
2/3

Train's Library
5
Legendary Artifact
~this~ comes into played tapped.
When ~this~ comes into play, search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
1: Target creature gains Coat until end of turn. (Coat whenever it is targeted by a spell or ability, remove it from the game until end of turn)
5,T: Sacrifice ~this~. Search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.


Webslinging
RG
Instant
Target creature can block creatures as if it had flying until end of turn. If this creature is a CPA, it also gains first strike, haste, and it can not be the target of spells and abilities until end of turn.



Enjoy.

Still accepting new applications for the next set.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

LOL i'm a creep legend

 

[Thallid Ice Cream Man]

Nice.