Previous Ransac Sets(so I don't have to look through that long thread, anymore)

[Ransac]

1st Set:
****(PROMO)****

K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice
Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend
6
When K9Archmage comes into play, tap all land target opponent controls. During that players upkeep, tap all of the opponents creatures, lands, or artifacts, whichever that player has more of.

5/6

****(PROMO)****

Now the regular set:


Duke, the departed
Creature-Specter Legend
3BU
Flying
When Duke comes into play, return to each player's hand all artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands they control except for one of each.
The is no hand limit while Duke is in play.
When Duke deals damage to a player, that player must discard a card from his or her hand.
2/3


Ransac, CPA Trash Man
Creature-Trash Man Legend
3RR
R, T: Ransac deals 2 damage to any target
1R, T: Ransac deals 3 damage to any target
RR, T: Destroy target artifact
1RR, T: Destroy target land
3R, T: Ransac deals 4 damage to any target
3/4


Nodnarb24, King of Rats
Creature-Ratman Legend
4RG
Kicker 2X
When Nodnarb24 comes into play, put a +1/+1 counter on all rats you control.
If you paid the kicker cost, you may put X 1/1 black rat tokens in play.
3/5


Cateran Emperor, master of all evil
Creature-Mercenary Legend
2BB
X, T: Search your library for a mercenary card with converted casting cast of X or less. Put that card into play and shuffle you library.
1RR: Remove target Rebel in target graveyard from the game.
2UU: Search through target player's library and remove a rebel card in it from the game. That player then shuffles his or her library.
2/3


Darsh, the demented
Creature-Wizard Legend
BBB
During your upkeep, lose one life.
When Darsh comes into play, lose 3 life.
3RR: Destroy target permanent. Lose life equal to that permanent's converted casting cost halved, rounded up.
UUU:Return Darsh to your hand
2/2


Fuzzy510, Wicked Maniac
Creature-Psycho Legend
1RRB
When Fuzzy510 comes into play, Fuzzy510 deals 2 deals to all creatures and players, except for this card.
UUU, T: Counter target spell. Lose 2 life.
1/4


Landkiller, Killer of Land and Other Things
Creature-Land-destroyer Legend
2RBU
When Landkiller comes into play, destroy target land.
Landkiller cannot be the target of spells.
1RRR: Destroy target land. Lose 2 life.
BB, T: Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
4/2


Snapping of fingers
Sorcery
RBW
Destroy target creature, land, artifact, or enchantment. It can't be regenerated.



Second Set

K9Archmage, Clockwork Criminal***PROMO***
6
Creature-Clockwork Fiend Legend
When K9Archmage comes into play, search your library for an artifact an put it into play.
4/4


Tzyver, Creation of Xarvox
2BRG
Creature-Creation Legend
All creatures lose flying, first strike, and landwalk while Tzyver is in play.
3/3


Teferi, Lord of Illusions
3UU
Creature-Legend
U:Teferi gains flying until end of turn
UU: Phase out target permanent. Lose one life.
3/5


Thallid Ice Cream Man
4GG
Creature-Thallid Legend
G:Sacrifice a land. Put a thallid token into play that counts as a 1/1 green creature.
All Thallids gain +1/+2
5/5


Zero, Samite Priest
2UW
Creature-Samite Legend
T:Reveal the top card of you library. You may choose to put that card in your hand or put it into your graveyard and gain life equal to it's converted mana cost.
1/5

Azreal, the Soulmaster
5B
Creature-Reanimator Legend
When Azreal comes into play, remove all cards in all graveyards from the game.
BBB:Treat target card in target graveyard as if is in your hand. If it is a creature, bring it into play with a -1/-0 counter on it instead.
5/8

Ramsac, Annoying Fiend(Yes, RaMsac is correct. This was my brother's old account
WGR
Creature-Spasmatic Legend
When Ramsac comes into play, destroy target enchantment.
R:+1/+1 until end of turn
3/3


Nifallor, Ruler of Kairon
2BBU
Creature-Ruler Legend
BU, T: Destroy target non-black creature. That creature is then brought back into play under your control.
5/3


A Fuzzy death for Teferi
RRR
Enchantment
No permanents can fade in or out while this enchantment is in play.
RRR: Destroy a certain Blue Legend that phases things in and out.



Third Set

SET COMPLETE!!!!!!
K9Archmage, CPA Hound***PROMO***
6
Creature-CPA Hound Legend
Haste
All spells that you cast that include the letter "E" in their text cost 1 less to play.
All spells that you cast that include the letter "Z" in their text cost 1 less to play
4/3

Fuzzy510, Thread Thief
2UR
Creature-CPA Legend
X1UUU, T:Gain control of target creature with casting cost X or less.
X1RR, T:Gain control of target aritfact with casting casting cost X os less.
1/4

NeuroDeus, Black Sheep
1BW
Creature-Sheep Legend
When NeuroDeus comes into play, destroy target non-black creature, then destroy target enchantment.
1/2

Istanbul, Thread Master
4BB
Creature-Legendary CPA Legend
Istanbul cannot be blocked except by black creatures.
B:+1/+0 until end of turn
5/5

Turtlewax Joe
2UG
Creature-Turtlewax Legend
T:Turtlewax Joe gains trample and +0/+3 until end of turn.
3/2

Kaironia, Nifallor's Territory
Legendary Land
T:Add a black to your mana pool
3B, T: Destroy target non-black creature.
BBB, T: Destroy target black creature.


Soulmaster's Charm
BBBU
Enchant Creature
Gain control of target creature. It gains +3/-2.

Apollo, Master of Birds
3UW
Creature-Bird Legend
Flying
All birds gain +1/+1
2:Target opponent gains 1 life. Put a 1/1 bird token into play that counts as a blue creature with flying.
3/3

Nodnarb24, Rodent Ruler
3BB
Creature-Rat Legend
All rats gain +1/+1
3:Lose 1 life. Put a 1/1 rat token into play that counts as a black creature.
3/4



Fourth Set

Fuzzy510, Lord of Fuzziness***PROMO***
2BR
Summon Promo of this Set Legend
Kicker B
Kicker R
If you played the B kicker, Fuzzy510 gains the fear effect
If you played the R kicker, Fuzzy510 gains firebreathing
2/3

K9Archmage, Zombie Dog
1BR
Summon Dog that doesn't Die Legend
When K9 comes into play, play 5 life
5/6

Y the Alien, Gaea's Hand
4WG
Summon Alien that I don't know much about Legend
Trample
Has power and toughness equal to the amount of creatures in play.
*/*

Azreal, Master of Souls
1BBB
Summon Legendary Legend
T: Lose one 1 life. Put target creature from graveyard into play with a -1/-1 counter.
3/3

Nifallor, The guy who rules Kairon
2RRR
Summon Kaironian Legend
Haste
Firebreathing
4/4

Teferi, Master of Phasing
4UU
Summon Phasing Legend
Phasing, Flying
You may choose not to untap Teferi during your untap phase.
Non-land permanents can't phase in as long as Teferi remains tapped.
All non-land permanents you control gain phasing
Urevent Teferi from phasing out. Use this only during your upkeep.
UUUhase out target non-land permanent.
UU:Teferi Phases out
Urevent target non-land permanent from phasing out. Use this only during you upkeep.
2/4

Swift Kick to Nodnarb24's Butt
RG
Instant
Slap target player if they haven't registered onto Nodnarb24's site at casualgamers.cjb.net

Joe's Turtlewax
UG
Enchant Creature
Enchanted creature is now blue and green.
Enchanted creature gains trample.
Enchanted creatures cannot be target of opponent's spells or abilities.

CPA, Home of the Crazies
Legendary Land
T: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool for each crazy member on the CPA.

Prince Rxi, Master of the Blade with the long name
WWWW
Summon annoying pain in the rear Legend
First Strike
Attacking does not cause RXI to tap.
Gain life equal to the amount of combat damage RXI deals.
4/4

Daggertooth's Lair
Legendary Land
T:Vote target player with the name Daggertooth off of target CPA reality show.
T:Kick target player in the nuts. He must stand with his legs in ample position for this, no wussy blocking. If target player does not HAVE nuts, choose someone else in the room to cause great amounts of pain to.

FlyingMonkeysVerbatum, Lord of Monkeys
4G
Summon Monkey Legend
Trample
2ut a 1/1 monkey token into play that counts as a green creature with creature type monkey.
3/4


Fifth Set(Assorted Cards after Fourth)

All Your Cards Are Belong To Ekaquinox
2RRUU
Gain Control of All Cards Bases and Bombs in play.
Then Target Player Makes His Time.
All your cards are belong to me
So make your time -Ekaquinox


Fuzzy510, defender of the good threads.
Summon Preverbial Legend
UBRGW
Flying, First Strike, Haste
1:Fuzzy510 gains protection from the color used to activate this ability.
5/6


Salacious Crumb, Communist Imp-Thingy
Summon Imp-Thingy Legend
3R
Haste, First Strike
R:All permanents become red until end of turn.
2/2


Turd Cutter, Cutter of Turds
3BR
Creature-Turd Cutter Legend
When Turd Cutter comes into play, destroy target permanent that target opponent controls and destroy target permanent you control.
1BR: Destroy target permanent that target opponent controls and destroy target permanent that you control.
1/5


Ransac, King of Off-Topic
Creature-Off-topic Legend
5
Ransac is not an artifact creature.
If you used white mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +0/+1 counter on Ransac and Ransac gains first strike and is white.
If you used blue mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +0/+1 counter on Ransac and Ransac gains flying and is blue.
If you used black mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +0/+1 counter on Ransac and Ransac gains "B: regenerate" and is black.
If you used red mana in Ransac's casting cost, put a +1/+0 counter on Ransac and Ransac gains haste and is red.
If you used green mana in Ransac's casting cost, put two +1/+0 counters on Ransac and Ransac gains trample and is green.
If only colorless mana is used to play Ransac, Ransac is a single color of your choice.
3/3



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Ransac]

Sixth Set
Azreal, the Soulmaster
1B
Creature-Creep Legend CPA
~this~ is unblockable
4BBB: ~this~ gains +8/+6 until end of turn
1/1

Bob
1WB
Creature-Cleric Legend CPA
Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bob
Sacrifice a Cleric: Put a -1/-1 counter on target CPA
2/2

Box of Xarvox
2
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a pretty counter on ~this~
At the end of your turn, destroy X target non-wundindlinyg creatures and lose X life, where X is equal to the number of pretty counters on ~this~

DÛke's Grasp
XXUB
Sorcery
Target player loses 2X life and X target creatures gain flying until end of turn.

Ferret of Forums
GG
Creature-Ferret Legend CPA
1G: Destroy target non-creature artifact. Play this ability only when you could play a sorcery and only once each turn.
2/2

Jigglypuff, Question Puff
1UUU
Creature-Pokemon Wizard Legend CPA
1, T: Replace all instances of one word in a text box with another. This effect doesn't wear of at the end of turn.
1/3

Ransac, CPA Trash Man
3R
Creature-Idiot Legend CPA
Haste, Flying
You may choose not to untap ~this~ during your untap step.
T: Target creatures loses all abilities and it's power is reduced to zero as lon as ~this~ remains tapped.
1/4

Shiro, Time Devourer
1WUB
Creature-Wizard Legend CPA
B,T: Lose 10 life. Take another turn after this one.
W,T: Skip your next turn. Gain 10 life.
3U,T: Return target permanent to it's owner's hand. Then, look at that player's hand and remove any card in his hand from the game.
0/3

Thallid Ice Cream Man
2GG
Creature-Fungal MORON Legend CPA
GG: Target creatures gains trample until end of turn. If that creature is a CPA, that creature also gains +3/+3 until end of turn.
2/3

Train's Library
5
Legendary Artifact
~this~ comes into played tapped.
When ~this~ comes into play, search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
1: Target creature gains Coat until end of turn. (Coat whenever it is targeted by a spell or ability, remove it from the game until end of turn)
5,T: Sacrifice ~this~. Search your library for a card and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.


Webslinging
RG
Instant
Target creature can block creatures as if it had flying until end of turn. If this creature is a CPA, it also gains first strike, haste, and it can not be the target of spells and abilities until end of turn.



As of now, this is the most recent set.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

But, ummmm... this is a long thread.... I had to take an extra dose of Coat to get through it!!!

 

[Jigglypuff]

This is a long thread. And I am going to clutter it up with mroe posting. But at least we can all see the CPA set cards without having to scroll through a bunch of posts.

(- Steve -)