Search results

A few years ago, I created sets of cards out of CPA members. Here I shall post all of the cards from those sets, as I'd like some of the newer members to see what "talent" I use to have.1st Set: ****(PROMO)**** K9Archmage, Ransac's wicked apprentice Artifact Creature-Clockwork Beast Legend 6...

I have yet to play any cards from the Kamigawa Cycle and have BARELY played anything from the Mirrodin cycle. From the time I've played on Magic Online, it seems to me that cards have gotten insanely powerful when compared to sets like Onslaught and Odyssey. Additionally, the R&D has still...

Been a while since I've made any CPA member cards, but I'll start again.... with ME! Ransac, cpa trash man 2U Creature- Maniac Legend BBB,T: Tap target creature. This creature does not untap for the next 18 turns. He really likes to snap his fingers. 1/3 18 turns? 18 TURNS...

*Being very bored, Ransac walks into a room of fellow CPA members. He proposes a random battle for no reason. He starts by throwing the first punch..... at himself.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Just an update on how I'm doing. I graduated this past May and will be working on my graduate degree (again in vocal performance) at Middle Tennessee State University. I will also be a graduate assistant (MONEY, BABY, MONEY!!!!!!!!). Can't say that I've played too much Magic recently. This...

It's been almost 15 months since I've "quit" this game and let me tell you what my involvement with Magic has been since: I've played a little with a friend in the Opera department (who I had to teach, but enjoys the game). I played 2-3 drafts after the third Mirrodin set came out (man, I don't...

This is the site that the "defectors" from MTGnews.com have moved to. I've introduced myself (plus started an off-topic battle) and have gotten the impression that they are a bit less.... casual than our site. Anybody else been there? www.mtgsalvation.com Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac claps his hands and the CPA Off-Topic Battle Arena has been restored for yet another battle.* CHRISTMAS FOOD BONANZA!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac loads a cannon with 15 pounds of fruitcake in preparation for his first victim.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Because they look up to 'N Sync as their idols. Because their large vocal range is disproportionate to their brain size, which explains their nazi-oink tactics of viiolent behaviors. Because they care more about their clothing than whether people like them or not. Because whenever a choir is...

...and you should ask yourself "Who should my vote go to?" Well, look no further!!!! Allow me to compare the candidates! George Bush: Brain filled with mispronuniciations and Bar-B-Q sauce. Enjoys beating up hippies in his spare time. Michael Jackson is avid supporter of "No Child Left...

IT'S MINE!!!!!!!! *Ransac prepares to defend the toilet paper roll with his lead rabbit.* Ransac, cpa trash man

.... because my shows have turned into crap. JBL is still the Smackdown champion, and even worse, HHH won the World Title from Randy Orton last night. I haven't watched Raw in about two or three months, but after hearing the Randy Orton was the champ, I was looking forward to next month when my...

*Ransac walks into the battle arena and dusts off his trusty Lead Rabbit.* It's been a while, but I would like to have yet another Off-Topic Battle. The location: Here, where else The Time: As soon as you get here The Stipulation: Bringing back an old favorite of mine.... ........A...

I recieved some spam in my e-mail account here at cpa-mail.net from goku@cpa-mail.net. I'm assuming that it was from our little friend from way back when, but it was an advertisement for online degrees. I looked at the mailing list and saw that Ura and I were the only two people that was...

That's right! This election, instead of just yammering on about my dashingly goods looks and debonair, I'm going to give the public a chance to ask me questions about what I plan to do in office. Any questions are worthwhile and WILL be answered. *Monkey flings poos at some oncoming...

I never thought this day would come, but I've finally begun the path to quit Magic, for good. Yesterday, I gave all of my Magic cards(except for a few decks) to my brother, PrinceRXI. This decision came after not having been competitively playing since I went to college and not having played...

After nearly a year of being the Raw Champion(except for a month at the end of last year), Triple H(that bastard) has finally lost the World Title to Goldberg. I have been waiting for this moment since the bastard was given the title last September. Ransac, cpa trash man

Fiery Gambit - 2R Sorcery (R) Flip a coin until you lose a flip or choose to stop flipping. If you lose a flip, Fiery Gambit has no effect. If you win onr or more flips, Fiery Gambit deals 3 damage to target creature. If you win two or more flips, Fiery Gambit deals 6 damage to all opponents...

Just saw something interesting....... Jon Finkel and Brian Kibler were playing identical decks in the Top 8, the exact same Zombies deck. Unfortunately, neither made it to Top 4, with Finkel being eliminated by Justin Gary and Kibley losing to now-U.S. champion Josh Wagener. Ransac, cpa...

That right. For the third year in a row, I will be going over seas for a portion of the summer. Destination: Hawaii. As I looked last time, I will attempt to find Magic life on the Island states. Last time I failed. This time, should I fail again, I will be forced to castrate my brother...