Reasons why tenors are gay

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Ransac, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Because they look up to 'N Sync as their idols.

    Because their large vocal range is disproportionate to their brain size, which explains their nazi-oink tactics of viiolent behaviors.

    Because they care more about their clothing than whether people like them or not.

    Because whenever a choir is seperated into sectionals, it's always into Sopranos, Altos, Men, and Tenors.

    And, because they like sex with guys.

    *Ransac is having fun tormenting his friends in the music department!*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Killer Joe Active Member

    Clearly you forgot to mention the Baritone section (The Manly-Men of the choir)! :D
  3. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    I am pretty sure when he said men...he meant bass and baritones

    making tenors the non-men low singers
  4. orgg Administrator

    Arn't you a Tenor, Sac-Man?

    No, wait, you were a B-grade Ass. :D
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Wow, I didn't know tenors were gay. So, are all tenors gay? Are all gays tenors?

    I'm a bass. That means I'm straight, right?
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Killer Joe: Tabasco is right. Baritones are included in men.

    orgg: How dare you degrade my talents by using such a deragatory slur. My Baritone ego has been ripped into shreds.

    Oversoul: Yes. Yes. and Yes.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. DÛke Memento Mori

    Aren't you gay, Ransac?
  8. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    I'm kind of a bari-tenor. What does this mean?
  9. DÛke Memento Mori

    On a Ransacian scale, that puts you somewhere in the Bisexual area.
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac is absolutely appalled with Duke's claim and runs off to seek psychiatric help.* Duke. I am not gay.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. train The Wildcard!!!...

    So how was the psychiatric help.... did they ask about your mother?!...

  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    No, but they couldn't talk that well, seeing that after about five minutes of help I proceeded to cut out their tongues.

    Then, I deficated on them.

    *Ransac smiles very eerily.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. train The Wildcard!!!...

    so much cutting out of the tongues lately...:rolleyes:

  14. NorrYtt Casual Green Mage

    I'm a tenor. I'm also fairly feminine. Or so my friends say.
  15. train The Wildcard!!!...

    do they say it in such a nice manner?
  16. Killer Joe Active Member

    or with a lisp?
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    You defecated on the tongues or on the people?
  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  19. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Wow, then I think you might be a tenor... :D
  20. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    I suspected as much...

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