Reasons why tenors are gay

[Ransac]

Because they look up to 'N Sync as their idols.

Because their large vocal range is disproportionate to their brain size, which explains their nazi-oink tactics of viiolent behaviors.

Because they care more about their clothing than whether people like them or not.

Because whenever a choir is seperated into sectionals, it's always into Sopranos, Altos, Men, and Tenors.

And, because they like sex with guys.



*Ransac is having fun tormenting his friends in the music department!*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Killer Joe]

Clearly you forgot to mention the Baritone section (The Manly-Men of the choir)!

 

[Tabasco]

I am pretty sure when he said men...he meant bass and baritones

making tenors the non-men low singers

 

[orgg]

Arn't you a Tenor, Sac-Man?

No, wait, you were a B-grade Ass.

 

[Oversoul]

Wow, I didn't know tenors were gay. So, are all tenors gay? Are all gays tenors?

I'm a bass. That means I'm straight, right?

 

[Ransac]

Killer Joe: Tabasco is right. Baritones are included in men.

orgg: How dare you degrade my talents by using such a deragatory slur. My Baritone ego has been ripped into shreds.

Oversoul: Yes. Yes. and Yes.




Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[DÛke]

Aren't you gay, Ransac?

 

[Chaos Turtle]

I'm kind of a bari-tenor. What does this mean?

 

[DÛke]

Chaos Turtle:

I'm kind of a bari-tenor. What does this mean?

On a Ransacian scale, that puts you somewhere in the Bisexual area.

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac is absolutely appalled with Duke's claim and runs off to seek psychiatric help.*


...........no Duke. I am not gay.



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

So how was the psychiatric help.... did they ask about your mother?!...

 

[Ransac]

No, but they couldn't talk that well, seeing that after about five minutes of help I proceeded to cut out their tongues.



Then, I deficated on them.



*Ransac smiles very eerily.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[train]

so much cutting out of the tongues lately...

 

[NorrYtt]

I'm a tenor. I'm also fairly feminine. Or so my friends say.

 

[train]

do they say it in such a nice manner?

 

[Killer Joe]

or with a lisp?

 

[Oversoul]

You defecated on the tongues or on the people?

 

[Ransac]

both



Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Oversoul]

Wow, then I think you might be a tenor...

 

[Chaos Turtle]

Chaos Turtle:

I'm kind of a bari-tenor. What does this mean?

Originally posted by DÛke
On a Ransacian scale, that puts you somewhere in the Bisexual area.

I suspected as much...