The Off-Topic Battle over Nothing!!!!

Discussion in 'Battle Arena' started by Ransac, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Being very bored, Ransac walks into a room of fellow CPA members. He proposes a random battle for no reason. He starts by throwing the first punch..... at himself.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. orgg Administrator

    *theorgg sneaks aside Ransac and allows his ribs to intercept the blow aimed at his friend. He then retaliates by aiming a jawful of teeth (Apollo's) at the perp's shoulder.
  3. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul punches Ransac's right big toe.*
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac's right big toe in insulted and leaves.*


    *Ransac pulls a pig out of his pocket and throws it at Oversoul. It explodes on impact.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul stares at his arms and torso, covered in pig guts. After realizing that he has somehow escaped the pig unscathed, he licks himself as clean as he can, and then punches Ransac's other big toe*
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *As Ransac's other big toe leaves, Ransac realizes that this has gone on far enough. He claps his hands and Oversoul is now in a Chicken Suit seated in............... THE FARM ANIMAL CATAPULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    Have a nice flight!

    *Ransac pulls the lever.........*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul flies way up in the air. He begins to descend, and tries to flap his wings, but of course that doesn't work. He crashes down and lands on Ransac's second toe (now first, I guess) on his right foot*

  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ironically, only Ransac's Big toes are pansies as the rest are ready and willing to fight. In fact, all of Ransac's toes leap off of his foot and charge towards Oversoul for an attack.*

    Oh, yeah! And this!!

    *Ransac casts Overrun on his toes, giving all of them +3/+3.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul casts Giant Growth on one of Ransac's toes so that it is now a big toe, then he punches it as hard as he can. However, he is unable to defend himself from the assault of the other toes, which toe him repeatedly.*
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac manages to convince his new big toe not to run off by giving him a contract extention 'til 2010 worth $23 million, including a 12.3 million signing bonus. The Bie Toe stays and whumps on Oversoul as best he can.*

    Damn free agents.

    *Ransac pulls out his lead rabbit and attempts to smack Oversoul upside the head with it.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul punches the lead rabbit's toe, but only ends up hurting himself.*
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac successfully clobbers Oversoul over the head with the lead rabbit.*

    Continue your attack, my toe-lings!!!!!!

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul is attacked furthey by the toes, he collapses, badly bruised. Then he smiles and casts Donate on his bruises, targeting Ransac*
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac activates his shelkin brownie with it's uncanny ability to do....... NOTHING USEFUL!!!!!!!!!! Ransac hurts from the bruises and calls back his toes.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. orgg Administrator

    *Orgg eats Ransac's Shelkin Brownie.

    *burp* Hrmm... That definatly wasn't chocolate. Oops.
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac just stares at orgg.*

    Hmm... no more "treat" oriented creatures.

    *Ransac snaps his fingers and everybody but him is wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small.*

    I love doing that.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul lights himself on fire to get rid of the too-small clothing. He charges at Ransac with a flying, flaming spinkick attack*
  18. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac is hit with the full force of the kick, distracted by the fact that Oversoul willing made himself naked. Ransac is now unconscious for the time being.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  19. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul has managed to deal with Ransac's infamous clothing-warp trick, but now he is on fire. He runs at Theorgg flailing and shouting "Look, I'm on fire."*
  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *William, the cyber-bacon, is still sizzling and Ransac is still unconscious. Meanwhile, Theorgg is blinded by the naked, flaming Oversoul.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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