Sorry to burst your bubble, mister Bob sir... "Bob the Evil Overfiend" was just a name-marker for the big foozle of the island. Now that someone actually volunteered to be the big foozle (take a bow, TICM) ... <smiles and shrugs>
<going back to where we last left the intrepid crew of the Weatherlost ... we find them busily repairing the fourth wall (which was badly broken last episode)>
Zadok (cracking a whip): Move it! Hup, hup, hup! We have to get it repaired in time for the next episode! And somebody get Spidey off the rigging!!! <crash, groan> Dagnabbit.
PPE: So what do we do until then? Besides repairing?
Rathian: <incomprehensible beeping>
Gizmo: Rathian says that you are always the sole voice of reason here, PPE, jolly good!
PPE: Well ... I have to DO something besides bake pies. That gets old real fast.
Cat: Yeah ... like your pies. <chortles as he paints>
PPE: Why you! You! You jangling automaton!
Cat: Back at you, coal golem.
Zadok: Work, slaves! <cracks the whip>
PPE: He's enjoying the taskmaster role today, eh?
Cat: <grumble, grumble>
Zadok: Work! And somebody get Apollo to stop chasing Mindi! <slap, slap, slap, groan> Dagnabbit!
<meanwhile, off in the dark heart of the Big Bad Foozle Island ... we find the mysterious dark figure with some generic flunkies>
Mysterious figure: You have failed me for the last time... <extends a gloved hand and starts squeezing>
Generic Flunkie being squeezed: Oh, no! I'm so sorry, master! Forgive me! Gackkkkkkkk...
Other Generic Flunkies: <all cross their legs in sympathy>
Mysterious figure (snapping): Hey! This isn't Space Balls!
Other Generic Flunkies: Oh, right!
Generic Flunkie being squeezed: Gaccckkkkkkkk ... heart beat up ... cholesterol level rising ... help me....
Mysterious figure: <more heavy breathing as he keeps squeezing>
Generic Flunkie being squeezed: Gacckkkkkkkk...
<ten minutes later>
Other Generic Flunkies: So what's supposed to happen now, boss?
Mysterious figure (snaps open the helmet): WORK, BLAST YOU! WORK! AAAAGGGHHHH! OGG HATE THIS POWER! "THE FARCE" DO NOTHING! WORK, BLAST YOU! WORK!
Other Generic Flunkie (turning to another Generic Flunkie): Is that why they call HIS boss Emperor Palpitation?
Other Generic Flunkie: <shrugs> Guess so...
Darth Ogg: <stomps off in a fit>
Generic Flunkie: Anybody for some greasy take-out?
Other Generic Flunkie: I'm in!
Generic Flunkie formerly being squeezed: Ewwwwwwww!!!
This going to have to be a short one, mah brain can't really take the stress right now ... hope this'll do. More to follow soon ... as always.
Additions to the Cast and Crew:
Mindi the Falling Angel: introduced two episodes ago as the self-proclaimed protector of Snorelax the Sleepy, currently engaged in hiding in fear from Apollo.
Darth Ogg: right-hand man of Emperor Palpitation, gave in to the dark side of "The Farce" ... more details as his character comes to life in the storyline.
On a side note ... with villains like Darth Ogg and Emperor Palpitation ... do the bad guys actually have a prayer? <glances at the crew of the Weatherlost> Then again...
'Till next time, y'all!