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Whimsical
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I need to take a break from that "Pawns" storyline ... it's getting way too serious for my sense of humor to handle. Don't mind me ... I'll be putting up the cards I created previously and stuff them into some mad wizard's island. Let's see...
Whimsical, Adorable Sliver
Creature - Legend
BRGWU
5/5
Trample
May not be the target of spells or effects. Whimsical gains -4/+4 when attacking and +4/-4 when blocking. All slivers you control gain this ability when Whimsical comes into play, T: This sliver gains trample and +2/+2 until end of turn.
"Can't seem to make up her mind, can she?"
- Acerbic Sliver #4234 of 5, last words
Phyrexian Pie-Eater
Creature - Pie-Eater Legend
5
0/6
Trample
During your upkeep, sacrifice a Pie token control or bury Phyrexian Pie-Eater. 0: Sacrifice a Pie token you control to give Pie-Eater +1/+0 until end of turn.
"MORE!"
Chef of Yawgmoth
Creature - Chef
4
1/2
T: Sacrifice a creature you control to make a number of 1/1 Pie tokens equal to the creature's power. You may not use ability on a creature with power greater than Chef. At end of turn, if number of Pie tokens exceed toughness of Chef, bury Chef.
"In the end, the Pies overwhelmed the chef because of one simple error on the chef's part...he made them fast baking."
- Chronicles of Bob the Evil Overfiend, chapter 13
Duchess the Black Beast
Creature - Legend
BW
6/6
Trample
First Strike
Play only if you Duke the Black Beast in play. May not attack unless you sacrifice a Snivelling Husband token.
T: turn target Duke into a 0/1 Snivelling Husband token.
"And just where were YOU last night, Dukey dear?!"
- Duchess the Black Beast
007 Zadok
Creature - Legend
3BW
3/3
First Strike, Haste
You may play 007 Zadok whenever you can play an instant. If played as an instant, bury 007 Zadok at end of turn.
"The name's Zadok ... James Zadok."
- 007 Zadok
Sorceress Princess
Creature - Sorceress
1B
0/1
T: Turn target creature you control into a 0/1 black creature until end of turn.
"Almost got it ... Darn! That's the fifth pit lord I turned into a nettling imp today!"
- Purple Girl, Sorceress Princess
Bird Boy
Creature - Boy
1R
0/1
Flying
Bury target Bird Maiden when Bird Boy comes into play.
"So ... you fly around here often?"
- Apollo, Bird Boy
Wall Crawler
Creature - Crawler
GG
0/2
G, T: tap Wall Crawler to tap target wall.
"My secret? I use lotsa glue. Now somebody please help pry me off this wall of heat..."
- Spidey the Wallcrawler
Drow
Summon Elf
BB
1/1
Draw a card when Drow comes into play.
"Very punny..."
- Duel, Cowboy Elf
Adorable Sliver
Creature - Sliver
1GG
0/1
All slivers gain this ability when Adorable Sliver comes into play, T: turn into a 0/1 token that must be blocked by all opposing creatures in combat.
"Aaaaagh! Step on it, quick!"
- Igottarock, Durdan Firegiant Chieftain
That's all for now! On a side, if you guys/gals/various assorted lifeforms are going to post card ideas here (you know you want to) ... please keep them in keeping with the overall theme of being sucky but funny. Actually, it doesn't matter whether the card's broken or not ... as long as it's funny. Puh-lease?
Whimsical, Adorable Sliver
Creature - Legend
BRGWU
5/5
Trample
May not be the target of spells or effects. Whimsical gains -4/+4 when attacking and +4/-4 when blocking. All slivers you control gain this ability when Whimsical comes into play, T: This sliver gains trample and +2/+2 until end of turn.
"Can't seem to make up her mind, can she?"
- Acerbic Sliver #4234 of 5, last words
Phyrexian Pie-Eater
Creature - Pie-Eater Legend
5
0/6
Trample
During your upkeep, sacrifice a Pie token control or bury Phyrexian Pie-Eater. 0: Sacrifice a Pie token you control to give Pie-Eater +1/+0 until end of turn.
"MORE!"
Chef of Yawgmoth
Creature - Chef
4
1/2
T: Sacrifice a creature you control to make a number of 1/1 Pie tokens equal to the creature's power. You may not use ability on a creature with power greater than Chef. At end of turn, if number of Pie tokens exceed toughness of Chef, bury Chef.
"In the end, the Pies overwhelmed the chef because of one simple error on the chef's part...he made them fast baking."
- Chronicles of Bob the Evil Overfiend, chapter 13
Duchess the Black Beast
Creature - Legend
BW
6/6
Trample
First Strike
Play only if you Duke the Black Beast in play. May not attack unless you sacrifice a Snivelling Husband token.
T: turn target Duke into a 0/1 Snivelling Husband token.
"And just where were YOU last night, Dukey dear?!"
- Duchess the Black Beast
007 Zadok
Creature - Legend
3BW
3/3
First Strike, Haste
You may play 007 Zadok whenever you can play an instant. If played as an instant, bury 007 Zadok at end of turn.
"The name's Zadok ... James Zadok."
- 007 Zadok
Sorceress Princess
Creature - Sorceress
1B
0/1
T: Turn target creature you control into a 0/1 black creature until end of turn.
"Almost got it ... Darn! That's the fifth pit lord I turned into a nettling imp today!"
- Purple Girl, Sorceress Princess
Bird Boy
Creature - Boy
1R
0/1
Flying
Bury target Bird Maiden when Bird Boy comes into play.
"So ... you fly around here often?"
- Apollo, Bird Boy
Wall Crawler
Creature - Crawler
GG
0/2
G, T: tap Wall Crawler to tap target wall.
"My secret? I use lotsa glue. Now somebody please help pry me off this wall of heat..."
- Spidey the Wallcrawler
Drow
Summon Elf
BB
1/1
Draw a card when Drow comes into play.
"Very punny..."
- Duel, Cowboy Elf
Adorable Sliver
Creature - Sliver
1GG
0/1
All slivers gain this ability when Adorable Sliver comes into play, T: turn into a 0/1 token that must be blocked by all opposing creatures in combat.
"Aaaaagh! Step on it, quick!"
- Igottarock, Durdan Firegiant Chieftain
That's all for now! On a side, if you guys/gals/various assorted lifeforms are going to post card ideas here (you know you want to) ... please keep them in keeping with the overall theme of being sucky but funny. Actually, it doesn't matter whether the card's broken or not ... as long as it's funny. Puh-lease?