*pauses in front of the tree he has begun to chop after the first swing of the axe.
I know a thing or two about Werewolves, I'll admit, Ransac. MUCH more than most of you, I'll bet. One thing is that they're territorial. Another is that they're clever. Another is that they don't have to indulge on their impulses, slaughtering their fellow humans, half-giants in my case, or half-mimes in Turgy's case. But when they are indulging, they usually endulge completly.
*thwacks tree a second time
We're hunting Werewolves. Yes, there's signs that there's two of them. If you look closely, you'll find some evidence before this rash of another Were. Remember them bears we found slaughtered occasionally when we'd go into a new copse of trees to cut? Before we checked them for snake dens and sinkholes? Well, I can tell you that wasn't another bear; that was a Were of some type... and many Weres leave the same signals. Remember the fools that beat up on Turgy a few years ago? None of them have heads now, and from what I hear, it looked as though a single axe stroke removed their heads. Trust me, only a kind of Were or someone with a large amount of stregnth can do something like that.
Remember the first fact-- Weres are territorial. Remember the third-- Weres arn't always cruel tempered beings.
And remember, I am HUNTING these new Weres.
*thwacks tree again
...and besides, Ransac, how are you going to hang a fifteen foot tall man who is currently acting as your gallows? Answer: You can't hang me. So don't even waste your vote.
Remember the important thing here-- getting rid of the other Weres.
And Mooseman is a jerk. Get back to your office and get off of our backs. We'd all be better without him around.
*hits the tree with a final chop, pushes it slightly to guide its falling pattern, and moves onto the next.
TIMBER!
Turgy, Spiderman-- get a couple axes and start delimbing these things. We might need to build a fire sometime this winter.
