CPA Notables 2001
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DÛke
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...congrats Orgg. 
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terzarima
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Maybe its just my time zone, but it says you posted that at 6:21 AM...
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theorgg
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"I didn't expect THIS!"*theorgg says, rising from his seat.
*theorgg approaches the stage, and is suddenly run up to an unslunked Ransac, who promptly whispers a question into his ear.
"Only when he's off sick, or he's traded clothing with his girlfriend. Then they kick her in the shins."
*theorgg acends the stage, holding out his lower right hand, his 'nice' hand.
"This is the hand whatsisface the Orc didn't know what it's for. I'll now demonstrate on Spiderman what it is for.*theorgg grabs Spiderman's right hand, and shakes it vigerously, as his Bashin' hand accepts the six-foot-six stuffed Orgg doll.
"Thank you to everyone who voted for me, and to the guy who signed up as "ROHX" for not posting. I've always wanted one of the action figures of me, but they're kinda all gone. I'll treasure this for quite a while."
*theorgg stashes the doll away in his reddish breechcloth, and to the amazement of the crowd, the entire suffed animal vanishes without a trace. The Orgg then pulls the doll out, and gives it a large four armed hug, and grins warmly before stashing it away again.
To everyone, thank you.
*theorgg approaches the stage, and is suddenly run up to an unslunked Ransac, who promptly whispers a question into his ear.
"Only when he's off sick, or he's traded clothing with his girlfriend. Then they kick her in the shins."
*theorgg acends the stage, holding out his lower right hand, his 'nice' hand.
"This is the hand whatsisface the Orc didn't know what it's for. I'll now demonstrate on Spiderman what it is for.*theorgg grabs Spiderman's right hand, and shakes it vigerously, as his Bashin' hand accepts the six-foot-six stuffed Orgg doll.
"Thank you to everyone who voted for me, and to the guy who signed up as "ROHX" for not posting. I've always wanted one of the action figures of me, but they're kinda all gone. I'll treasure this for quite a while."
*theorgg stashes the doll away in his reddish breechcloth, and to the amazement of the crowd, the entire suffed animal vanishes without a trace. The Orgg then pulls the doll out, and gives it a large four armed hug, and grins warmly before stashing it away again.
To everyone, thank you.
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sageridder
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That was so cute it was scarry.Congrats theorgg.
ademis: Yeah, it's your time. I posted at 9:21 EST (that's not to say I don't get up early. On M-W-F I get in around 6 and it's possible you'd thus see 3 something AM for post times )
The crowd gives a warm appreciation for theorgg's speech. Now that's how it should be done
Onto the next.
"This next award is a new category and it's for someone who we think is going to go a long way in life. Whether for good or for ill, that person is going to make a mark in the world.
The winner of the Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons is DUKE!
And your prize is that Ransac gets to ask you TWO questions....(I have NO idea what a good prize is for this )"
Note: I'm on vacation starting tomorrow until the end of Christmas week so I'll try to log on and do some more, but don't expect them everyday until New Years )
)The crowd gives a warm appreciation for theorgg's speech. Now that's how it should be done
Onto the next.
"This next award is a new category and it's for someone who we think is going to go a long way in life. Whether for good or for ill
, that person is going to make a mark in the world.The winner of the Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons is DUKE!
And your prize is that Ransac gets to ask you TWO questions....(I have NO idea what a good prize is for this
)"Note: I'm on vacation starting tomorrow until the end of Christmas week so I'll try to log on and do some more, but don't expect them everyday until New Years
)
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Istanbul
Guest
Diplomat, interior decorator, or voice of Stimpy?
You be the judge.
You be the judge.
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terzarima
Guest
(Start whiney kid voice) DÛke, you're my hero (end whiney kid voice)
Congratualtions Dukling!!
I'll be waiting for you at the top
Congratualtions Dukling!!
I'll be waiting for you at the top
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DÛke
Guest
...<The crowd hears the pulsating sound of an approaching helicopter. The helicopter hovers above the auditorium for some time, and then…a mass comes crashing through the ceiling, right next to the speaker stand. With close observance, the crowd notices it is nobody else than DÛke. Slowly, DÛke gets up and dusts himself clean, as the crowd grew uncomfortable seeing this action that resembled some futuristic act of terrorism.>
DÛke slowly approaches the stand, where Spiderman stood with a “wtf?” remark on his face. Onto the microphone, DÛke proceeds to thank the audience…>
I would just like to say -- <DÛke is interrupted by the terrorizing loud screams that instantly fills the auditorium. The crowd goes wild!>
”He’s a terrorist,” somebody shouted. “Call 911, call 911!!!” others yelled. “Run for your life! He’s gonna hi-jack the place! RUN!” an idiot suggested. “A suicide bomber!” a lifeless life form stated. “Mommy, I don’t wanna die!” A little girl cried. “It’s the bad man with the black hair AND side burns!!!” an unknown proclaimed. A lot were running in circles of panic, trying to find the way out.
<With a mesmerized look on his face, DÛke simply proceeds on speaking…>
I would just like to say…
“NOOOO, please don’t kill me…I have 307 kids and a wife!!!” A man cried.
I would just like to say…thank you.
“NOOOOOO! Let me at least call my husband and confess that I’ve cheated on him, and that I secretly married another guy, and have 307 kids, and that I’m a ‘lizard’…” A woman cried…
<DÛke nods, and lets off a good ol’sigh. He proceeds to Spiderman, to accept his prize…but Spiderman hadn’t any! Another soft sigh…> The least you could have done is get me a Korg Triton keyboard…or even better, a date with Sandra Cretu. Oh well, thanks anyway.
<The crowd that is still screaming in panic overshadows the helicopter’s noise. A stair way slowly descents form the helicopter. DÛke takes one last great look at this whimsical crowd, and lets off one great laughter. He then proceeds to the helicopter, trying not to laugh some more. He reaches the top, and orders the pilot to PLEASE “move on”…>
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Seriously, thanks everyone!
Istanbul -- how about a music composer?
DÛke slowly approaches the stand, where Spiderman stood with a “wtf?” remark on his face. Onto the microphone, DÛke proceeds to thank the audience…>
I would just like to say -- <DÛke is interrupted by the terrorizing loud screams that instantly fills the auditorium. The crowd goes wild!>
”He’s a terrorist,” somebody shouted. “Call 911, call 911!!!” others yelled. “Run for your life! He’s gonna hi-jack the place! RUN!” an idiot suggested. “A suicide bomber!” a lifeless life form stated. “Mommy, I don’t wanna die!” A little girl cried. “It’s the bad man with the black hair AND side burns!!!” an unknown proclaimed. A lot were running in circles of panic, trying to find the way out.
<With a mesmerized look on his face, DÛke simply proceeds on speaking…>
I would just like to say…
“NOOOO, please don’t kill me…I have 307 kids and a wife!!!” A man cried.
I would just like to say…thank you.
“NOOOOOO! Let me at least call my husband and confess that I’ve cheated on him, and that I secretly married another guy, and have 307 kids, and that I’m a ‘lizard’…” A woman cried…
<DÛke nods, and lets off a good ol’sigh. He proceeds to Spiderman, to accept his prize…but Spiderman hadn’t any! Another soft sigh…> The least you could have done is get me a Korg Triton keyboard…or even better, a date with Sandra Cretu. Oh well, thanks anyway.
<The crowd that is still screaming in panic overshadows the helicopter’s noise. A stair way slowly descents form the helicopter. DÛke takes one last great look at this whimsical crowd, and lets off one great laughter. He then proceeds to the helicopter, trying not to laugh some more. He reaches the top, and orders the pilot to PLEASE “move on”…>
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Seriously, thanks everyone!
Istanbul -- how about a music composer?
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Azreal the Soulmaster
Guest
*Azreal waits for DUke to hi-jack the place
well.......I'm waiting.
*Azreal is crushed by a stampeding horde of foolish people
well.......I'm waiting.
*Azreal is crushed by a stampeding horde of foolish people
"Who let the lifeless life form, the idiot, the little girl, the man, and the woman in here? I thought it was CPA invite members only?!?!"
I wasn't sure why people might have voted for you in this topic (I thought it was for the music myself), so I didn't want to stupidly get a gift (and somehow make it fitting yet amusing). But now since you've made your preference known, it will be shipped to your residence in 2-4 business days."
I wasn't sure why people might have voted for you in this topic (I thought it was for the music myself), so I didn't want to stupidly get a gift (and somehow make it fitting yet amusing). But now since you've made your preference known, it will be shipped to your residence in 2-4 business days."
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EricBess
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Spidey, didn't you know? The only reason Duke makes music is so that he can insert super secret subliminal messages for the Al-Qaida to communicate to its followers
But seriously, congrats Duke. It was a well deserved award (on many levels?). The music is great.
But seriously, congrats Duke. It was a well deserved award (on many levels?). The music is great.
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DÛke
Guest
<Grrr!> Why must you proclaim that! It is a well kept secret -- *was* a well kept secret. Please refrain from releasing classified information. Thank you.Ericbess:
Spidey, didn't you know? The only reason Duke makes music is so that he can insert super secret subliminal messages for the Al-Qaida to communicate to its followers
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theorgg
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*theorgg heckles: Nice Beard, but Mine's Bigger!
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DÛke
Guest
...Yeah, they would hear it! They only banished music from the people, not from themselves. They even have TV's and porn magazines...whooops...did I say that out loud?
Orgg, if you're talking to me, than...of course you have a longer beard. I have no beard.
Orgg, if you're talking to me, than...of course you have a longer beard. I have no beard.
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Chaos Turtle
Guest
Congrats Orgg and DÛke!
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Multani
Guest
16 pages is alot for an award show...
anyway, just wanted to drop and say congrats to all the winners...exams had me bogged down...
*Multani grabs some popcorn and settles down in a new quiet place.
anyway, just wanted to drop and say congrats to all the winners...exams had me bogged down...
*Multani grabs some popcorn and settles down in a new quiet place.
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Darsh
Guest
*rises out of the ground*
How's it going everyone?
*grabs a gun, points it at everyone*
Give me all of your money...oh wait, you're all immortal wizards or some such...damn. *throws gun away* Ah well, that didn't work out... *fades out*
How's it going everyone?
*grabs a gun, points it at everyone*
Give me all of your money...oh wait, you're all immortal wizards or some such...damn. *throws gun away* Ah well, that didn't work out... *fades out*
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DÛke
Guest
...just imagining, or did Darsh just come out of no where!?
That's amazing! I thought he was dead!
Welcome back Darsh -- if you're back.
Wait, wait...I got one for ya (if you're reading this): "having fun?"
<laughs>
That's amazing! I thought he was dead!
Welcome back Darsh -- if you're back.
Wait, wait...I got one for ya (if you're reading this): "having fun?"
<laughs>