CPA Notables 2001
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DÛke
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...thanks to all those who voted for me. Unlike last year's awards, I truely didn't see myself winning these things. Thanks again...
Spiderman - I don't have a big mouth! Just that when I talk, I really talk...
Ademis - I got Spheres II because everyone told me how hip it is, but, after wasting my time and money, I finally discovered how lame it is. To put it in general words: it sucked big time compared to Spiritual Archives, for example. Check that out if you're into dark, gothic atmospheres that sends bloody waves all over the room! (Warning: I had the darn thing, and after a month of listening to it as I sleep in the dark, I had actual nightmares. I never listened to it ever since...)
Ransac - Most people "wondered" that question at a point in time, and just to make you feel "with the crowd" and to treat you like I treated the rest: I, personally, will not tell you the code.
Almindhra - And they don't kiss in college? That's a shame...you should try it sometimes...
Thanks again for those who voted!
Spiderman - I don't have a big mouth! Just that when I talk, I really talk...
Ademis - I got Spheres II because everyone told me how hip it is, but, after wasting my time and money, I finally discovered how lame it is. To put it in general words: it sucked big time compared to Spiritual Archives, for example. Check that out if you're into dark, gothic atmospheres that sends bloody waves all over the room! (Warning: I had the darn thing, and after a month of listening to it as I sleep in the dark, I had actual nightmares. I never listened to it ever since...)
Ransac - Most people "wondered" that question at a point in time, and just to make you feel "with the crowd" and to treat you like I treated the rest: I, personally, will not tell you the code.
Almindhra - And they don't kiss in college? That's a shame...you should try it sometimes...
Thanks again for those who voted!
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Apollo
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Happy birthday, Doe!
I have the same problem... if I think a teacher is doing something dumb, or somebody is getting screwed, I'm rather vocal about it (unlike the rest of the time, when I say very little). So I'm not popular at all with most of my teachers.
I have the same problem... if I think a teacher is doing something dumb, or somebody is getting screwed, I'm rather vocal about it (unlike the rest of the time, when I say very little). So I'm not popular at all with most of my teachers.
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Almindhra
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Thanks, I think.....*ponders about being cute and cuddly*....
...Actually, I don't need to...I like recognition from teachers, but I don't beg for it like I see some people do it...I don't need to...Heck, even a math teacher I had a year ago still talks to me and I got a C- in his class...
and Apollo, I think being vocal is great!...Keep it up...lol...
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Istanbul
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I know too, but I won't tell.
"Now for the 'pairing' awards. I'm going to say right now that there won't be an award for CPA Buddies; there wasn't a clear majority and there were too many pairs nominated. See them in the 'Stats' thread that will follow at the end.
So for the award where you think they have been here all the time and are "geezers", the CPA Grandad and Grandma Award goes to TOMB and ALMINDHRA, TomB displacing YJ from last year (Almindhra retains her crown). Your award is a year's supply of Metamucil"
So for the award where you think they have been here all the time and are "geezers", the CPA Grandad and Grandma Award goes to TOMB and ALMINDHRA, TomB displacing YJ from last year (Almindhra retains her crown). Your award is a year's supply of Metamucil
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Almindhra
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Lucas wipes the baby drool off of Almindhra's mouth..."What!?...What was that?!"...
Lucas replies..."You won an award"...
Almindhra strains an ear......"Huh?".....
"You won an AWARD!!"....
"Speak a little louder, I've been losing my hearing ever since listening to one of Duke's songs a couple months ago"......
Lucas stands on his chair and shouts!......"YOU WON AN AWARD, GET UP THERE AND GIT IT!!".....
"Oh, well, of course I won an award, I am the mightly Almindhra you know"....Tightening her granny shawl and blowing her nose with it she stands up with the support of her cane...shuffle shuffle....and 20 mintues later shes up to the stage..."I would like to thank all you children for giving me my bad temperment, for what else could I-"...suddenly her wooden teeth fall to the floor!...Mindy smacks her gums together in a scream...Spiderman swiftly dashes and catches her fake, rotten teeth from hitting the floor...With a blinding smile he hands them back to Almindhra....
"Oh, yes, you always were a good boy Spideyman"...and gives him a thank you smack on the *ss..."And for my good friend and fellow senior citizen, TomB, I give you these magical pills...They're called viagra, and for a man your age, they work wonders!".....
Lucas replies..."You won an award"...
Almindhra strains an ear......"Huh?".....
"You won an AWARD!!"....
"Speak a little louder, I've been losing my hearing ever since listening to one of Duke's songs a couple months ago"......
Lucas stands on his chair and shouts!......"YOU WON AN AWARD, GET UP THERE AND GIT IT!!".....
"Oh, well, of course I won an award, I am the mightly Almindhra you know"....Tightening her granny shawl and blowing her nose with it she stands up with the support of her cane...shuffle shuffle....and 20 mintues later shes up to the stage..."I would like to thank all you children for giving me my bad temperment, for what else could I-"...suddenly her wooden teeth fall to the floor!...Mindy smacks her gums together in a scream...Spiderman swiftly dashes and catches her fake, rotten teeth from hitting the floor...With a blinding smile he hands them back to Almindhra....
"Oh, yes, you always were a good boy Spideyman"...and gives him a thank you smack on the *ss..."And for my good friend and fellow senior citizen, TomB, I give you these magical pills...They're called viagra, and for a man your age, they work wonders!".....
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theorgg
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*theorgg wakes up
Huh? WHA?
*theorgg claps, and does not think about a monkey, as phillbert said.
*theorgg overhears the above, and wakes up fully, looking around
Huh? WHA?
*theorgg claps, and does not think about a monkey, as phillbert said.
Tomb: It's to provide fiber, you know, to stiffen up your, um, solid waste...
What a blatant attempt by Almindhra to cop a feel of the host! Sorry sweetie, the voting's over...
"The next doubles award is one for that "friendly" sparring on the boards. Last year it was DUke and Almindhra, but she was dethroned this year...
The CPA Rivals Award goes to DUKE and ARHAR! You get a pair of those foam battlesticks to work out your rivalries..."
What a blatant attempt by Almindhra to cop a feel of the host! Sorry sweetie, the voting's over...
"The next doubles award is one for that "friendly" sparring on the boards. Last year it was DUke and Almindhra, but she was dethroned this year...
The CPA Rivals Award goes to DUKE and ARHAR! You get a pair of those foam battlesticks to work out your rivalries...
"Last but not least, the award for the ultimate prize, the CPA King and Queen, is again a repeat from last year! Join in in congratulating DUKE and ALMINDHRA for winning the second year in a row!
Your prizes are Keys to the CPA (along with those Burger King crowns)
Your prizes are Keys to the CPA (along with those Burger King crowns)
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terzarima
Guest
*Ademis laughs... then cries... the sticky has been taken off....*
Congrats to all the winners!!
Congrats to all the winners!!
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DÛke
Guest
...
I guess all I can say is that I'm flattered. I know the King and Queen award is most likely a fading joke from last year, but please, people...Nodnarb is an enough reminder of a certain stream of that certain CPA's history.
Congrats to all the winners, and thanks to all whom voted.
And Almindhra, last year, I willingly gave up the crown so you can choose another king to sleep with. It's my turn to choose a queen to feed my hungery needs. Give me your Burger King crown right now, and that's an a strict order! You're divorced...you belong to the royal family no longer. Bye!
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Thanks again...
I guess all I can say is that I'm flattered. I know the King and Queen award is most likely a fading joke from last year, but please, people...Nodnarb is an enough reminder of a certain stream of that certain CPA's history.
Congrats to all the winners, and thanks to all whom voted.
And Almindhra, last year, I willingly gave up the crown so you can choose another king to sleep with. It's my turn to choose a queen to feed my hungery needs. Give me your Burger King crown right now, and that's an a strict order! You're divorced...you belong to the royal family no longer. Bye!
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Thanks again...
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Apollo
Guest
*Grabs Ally's crown.
I'm the queen! I'm the queen! Bow down before me!
*Looks at DUke
Well, you're not exactly the royal partner I was hoping for, but you'll have to do.
Because I'm the queen! Hahaha!
I'm the queen! I'm the queen! Bow down before me!
*Looks at DUke
Well, you're not exactly the royal partner I was hoping for, but you'll have to do.
Because I'm the queen! Hahaha!
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Almindhra
Guest
cries at the mention of her name being called with Duke's...Why?...Why must they hate me so?!....standing up on stage trying not to cringe Almindhra flashes a smile as her crown is being placed on her head....
Just then a whisper from the Duke..."Hey, gimme the crown so I can dethrown you and make another whore my Queen"...
"What!?....Never!"
Just then Apollo, the flying wonder, grabs Ally's crown..."Give me that back you, you, bird brain!!"...She lunges for Apollo and falls off the stage..."AHHHHHHHH!!!!"...Peeling herself off the floor she gets up and runs down her feathered friend..."Its MINE!!!...All MINE!!!...I earned it!!!"...She tackles him to the ground and snatches it...Running into a corner she crouches down and holds on tightly to her crown...
In a crazed daze Almindhra mutters to herself..."Its mine...mine...all mine....mine...mine..."
Just then a whisper from the Duke..."Hey, gimme the crown so I can dethrown you and make another whore my Queen"...
"What!?....Never!"
Just then Apollo, the flying wonder, grabs Ally's crown..."Give me that back you, you, bird brain!!"...She lunges for Apollo and falls off the stage..."AHHHHHHHH!!!!"...Peeling herself off the floor she gets up and runs down her feathered friend..."Its MINE!!!...All MINE!!!...I earned it!!!"...She tackles him to the ground and snatches it...Running into a corner she crouches down and holds on tightly to her crown...
In a crazed daze Almindhra mutters to herself..."Its mine...mine...all mine....mine...mine..."
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CAMDEX
Guest
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*takes out big guns and begins firing bullets in all directions*
I WANNA WIN SOMETHING! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!!
*continues firing*
*takes out big guns and begins firing bullets in all directions*
I WANNA WIN SOMETHING! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!!
*continues firing*
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DÛke
Guest
...
Now...now! Hold your fire...CAMDEX!
I have something *just* for you...
<whispers to CAMDEX> Between you and me...Almindhra is *all* yours. She's free, she's pretty...well...not that...but she's good enough! You win her because...um...you *deserve* each other. Yeah...you deserve each other. Boy don't you deserve each other. I would have wrapped her for you, but...the girl is just so crazy about you...she doesn't want to be touched except by you...so go get her CAMDEX -- she's all yours...you win her!
Congratulation CAMDEX!
Almindhra -- give yourself to him! You have been dethroned, you're useless, you complain -- just like a girl -- I gave you to CAMDEX...we had a signed contract: he takes you for as long as he can, and *I'll* pay him as much gold as he wants per day for keeping you. Go now...bye...
Now...now! Hold your fire...CAMDEX!
I have something *just* for you...
<whispers to CAMDEX> Between you and me...Almindhra is *all* yours. She's free, she's pretty...well...not that...but she's good enough! You win her because...um...you *deserve* each other. Yeah...you deserve each other. Boy don't you deserve each other. I would have wrapped her for you, but...the girl is just so crazy about you...she doesn't want to be touched except by you...so go get her CAMDEX -- she's all yours...you win her!
Congratulation CAMDEX!
Almindhra -- give yourself to him! You have been dethroned, you're useless, you complain -- just like a girl -- I gave you to CAMDEX...we had a signed contract: he takes you for as long as he can, and *I'll* pay him as much gold as he wants per day for keeping you. Go now...bye...
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CAMDEX
Guest
*stops firing*
I get... Almindhra?
*looks at Almindhra*
Okay, I guess. Whatever...
BUT I'M STILL MAD THAT I DIDN'T WINA A CPA AWARD!
*grabs Almindhra, tosses her over his shoulder, and walks out of the auditorium*
I get... Almindhra?
*looks at Almindhra*
Okay, I guess. Whatever...
BUT I'M STILL MAD THAT I DIDN'T WINA A CPA AWARD!
*grabs Almindhra, tosses her over his shoulder, and walks out of the auditorium*