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Quick revision of the rules. Throughout the match, you and your opponent will be attached to the wrist by a steel chain. The chain is not allowed to come off. *Ransac enters the ring with a random referee and sets the chain down in the middle of the ring.* Enjoy. *Ransac makes a triumphant...

*Ransac comes out with a random referee and a shopping cart filled with god knows what.* Enjoy. *Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac struggles to his feet after having the pants taken off of his head.* So it begins. This has been Ransac, reporting to you live.....signing off. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hey, Maraud. How about you fight in a Animal-Weaponry Gauntlet match. I think the weaponry part is self-explanatory, but a gauntlet match is where you fight someone and when/if you beat them, a new opponent comes out to fight you. Let's say everyone gets involved in this match. Note: If you want...

If you need any help taking care of your child on sleepless nights...... don't come to me. Trust me. If need help, ask Zadok001. Ransac, cpa trash man

Confident words from Azreal and CAMDEX. Not sure about CAMDEX, but Azreal has every right to be confident, seeing as how we're going to win that Tag Team Title. But, anyway, CAMDEDX should do decent, due to the fact that he is the NO. 2 CONTENDER!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

The steel cgae match will be allowed, because your mystery opponent is the kind of guy that will take all challenges. The casket match can be messed up too easily. Sorry, but if you want a stipulation for that match, please choose another one. Maraud, glad you could make it. Any challenges...

Ah, ordering a new action figure now, are we? Man, that's really bad mail service, though. *Azreal takes Ransac aside and explains the birds and the bees with him. After discussing their favorite flying lifeforms, Azreal then explains sex to Ransac.* Oh. So, um, does it come complete with...

That's right, people. We are only a few days away from the first ever CPW PAY-PER-VIEW: Delirium! I'm the founder, owner, <chuckles> and current heavyweight champion of the CPW. I'll be your host for the Pre-Show. And we have a grand spectacle of a show in store for you, tonight. I our first...

*Ransac notices that the cement truck didn't fill the hole in all the way. Ransac defecates in it to finish the job.* What? Ransac, cpa trash man

Reins of Power. Gotta love Stronghold. Ransac, cpa trash man

Ding, voted for. Ransac, cpa trash man

Drew Carey....... Wait, what was the question? *Ransac looks at the topic and kicks himself in the nuts for being so stupid. Ransac then curses himself for kicking himself in the nuts.* Katie Holmes: Gotta love her. Ransac, cpa trash man

Due to lack of rooms and the lack of will to build new ones, I don't have a room key to give you. Instead, I suggest you beat up a "prominent" CPA member for his room key. I suggest you try Zadok001, first. Ransac, cpa trash man

Once again, posting on this so people see it. We could really use some more members on this Pay-Per-View. Ransac, cpa trash man

I take no side. I just wanted the fighting to stop. Yet, it seems everytime they agree to terms, one side sends a suicide bomber in. War is overrated. Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm stupid. Well, well, well..............YOU'RE STUPID!!!!! *Ransac goes and hides in his pillow fort.* Ransac, cpa trash man

I don't think I can go this year. I'll check, but don't count on it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Okay, we're out of rooms, now. Suggestions on getting a room: 1. Build a tent in the Men's bathroom. 2. Beat up a respected member for his key. Try Spiderman. 3. Hide in the administrative spa and slowly gain control of the oompa-loompas. You'll gain access to their pantry to sleep in...

I LOVE SLIVERS!!!!!!! *Ransac reminisces of the good old tempest days and how he started to actively compete.* I loved playing slivers. Unfortunately, my deck sucked. I played all five colors, yet didn't have dual lands(I relied on basic, pain, and reflecting pools). I DID have the infamous...