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    A toast to the CPA!

    With the downed atmosphere around here recently, I'm going to do something this site deserves. A TOAST!!!!!!!! A TOAST.........to the site I go to most. A TOAST.........to the members it holds. A TOAST.........to those that would defend it's name. A TOAST.........to the ones that made this...
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    Is the Magic community devolving to the wonderful sound of things falling apart?

    What we need are moderators for each forum. Not a large group that watches over everything. Then, if something gets out of hand somewhere, we know who is going to take care of it. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Hello I'm new

    JIGGLYPUFF DOESN'T GIVE OUT ROOMS!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!! We just seem to be out of them right now. Jigglypuff will gladly accomodate you with a hole in the ground for you to stay in......unless you wish to steal his room key. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Cards

    Come again? I don't know if you are asking "what are good combos" or "what cards are good for combos". Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Wass going on all

    Jigglypuff isn't in charge of giving out rooms. I am. Have been for a while. We......just seemed to have run out of rooms. If you would like a hole-in-the-ground to live in, THEN you talk to Jigglypuff. But, I suggest you beat up some prestigious members for their room key. How about Chaos...
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    Content of Posts...

    Man, I really, REALLY, long for the old days. Back when it was a joy to look in the Off Topic forum. Nowadays, I get my kicks in the Battle Arena. I really miss the randomness. We honestly don't need people trying to prove that they are right on their beliefs of 9/11. You want an honest belief...
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    goblin king

    AH! Two new MTGNews.com converts! Welcome! I hope you'll find the toilets satisfactory. If not, you can send a donation to have them fixed. Have the money sent to my house in unmarked bills. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Legacy Weapon Target of the Week (4/19/2002)

    Nekrataal. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Advice Request

    Hey, Theorgg. Remember when I was heading to college and I gave my farewell speech, saying that I wouldn't have time to post. I have more time than ever, once I think about it. BUT, I do have the internet access as well. If you don't get internet access, hang out at the coffee shops...
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    CPA Representing at South-East Regionals

    Regionals was last weekend. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    *Care Bearsac grumbles over the fact that his fur is all sticky.* CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!! *A beam shoots out of Care Bearsac's stomach and hits ElGato. ElGato is now covered in Moldy, grimy marshmallows.* Ha. *Care Bearsac then snaps his fingers and not only is his fur not sticky anymore...
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    MYSTERY OPPONENT MATCH: CAMDEX vs. Daggertooth

    Let's give him one more week. If he doesn't post by 4/25, I'll declare you the winner. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    OW, OOTCH!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!! *Ransac swats Green Bantem away.* DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE! I AM NOT A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR MONSTER!!!!!!!! I'M A FREAKING GIANT BEAR WITH A SYMBOL ON MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE CUTTING AWAY A FRIGGIN' BIRTHMARK, YOU MALIGNENT PIG!!!!!!!!!! CARE BEAR...
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    *Ransac looks of his body of Ragnito.* Something's lacking. *Ransac snaps his fingers and is back to Ransac.* Howza bout THIS? *Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and becomes the giant CARE BEARSAC!!!!!* CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!! *ElGato and VB shrugs their heads as Care Bearsac stares...
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    wrestling meets magic

    Beniot-Wolverine Eddy Guerrero(Latino Heat)- Flame Spirit The Hurricane-Sorcery, I mean, Wind Elemental Jericho-(living)Legend And the Rock would be a Brahma Bull Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    *Ransac uses the power of the rags to save him(don't ask how). Ransac then reads VB's previous post.* Power over magnetized metal? What good is that? Who'd want that power when I can control rags? *Ransac shrugs his shoulders. The sudden movement of his body causes a steel construction site...
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    Smackdown: Just Bring It

    This site is yours??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! COOL! I've been going to random CAW sites for the past couple of months and have frequented this one recently. Nice site. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPA Representing at South-East Regionals

    Quick question: There was a rumor that a group of really, really, really good players were constructing a "top secret" deck that was supposed to dominate Regionals. If you were at the Atlanta Pre-Release and you played against(or watched a game that included) an unusual deck that cleaned house...
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    *Ransac, er, Ragnito realizes that he has gained the ability to control all rags.* TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac summon four rags to fly up and continuously slap each cheek of his opponents.* Ransac, cpa trash man
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    CPW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Ransac and AzrealTheSoulmaster vs. Volraths_Bane and ElGato

    Pure brilliance! *Ransac regains consciousness and pouts over the fact that VB hit him with the weapon Ransac made famous in the Battle Arena: the lead rabbit. Ransac then notices how all this stuff happened while Azreal is beating on ElGato with a Lawn Gnome. Ransac then runs over to VB and...
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