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With the downed atmosphere around here recently, I'm going to do something this site deserves. A TOAST!!!!!!!! A TOAST.........to the site I go to most. A TOAST.........to the members it holds. A TOAST.........to those that would defend it's name. A TOAST.........to the ones that made this...

What we need are moderators for each forum. Not a large group that watches over everything. Then, if something gets out of hand somewhere, we know who is going to take care of it. Ransac, cpa trash man

JIGGLYPUFF DOESN'T GIVE OUT ROOMS!!!!!!! I DO!!!!!!!! We just seem to be out of them right now. Jigglypuff will gladly accomodate you with a hole in the ground for you to stay in......unless you wish to steal his room key. Ransac, cpa trash man

Come again? I don't know if you are asking "what are good combos" or "what cards are good for combos". Ransac, cpa trash man

Jigglypuff isn't in charge of giving out rooms. I am. Have been for a while. We......just seemed to have run out of rooms. If you would like a hole-in-the-ground to live in, THEN you talk to Jigglypuff. But, I suggest you beat up some prestigious members for their room key. How about Chaos...

Man, I really, REALLY, long for the old days. Back when it was a joy to look in the Off Topic forum. Nowadays, I get my kicks in the Battle Arena. I really miss the randomness. We honestly don't need people trying to prove that they are right on their beliefs of 9/11. You want an honest belief...

AH! Two new MTGNews.com converts! Welcome! I hope you'll find the toilets satisfactory. If not, you can send a donation to have them fixed. Have the money sent to my house in unmarked bills. Ransac, cpa trash man

Nekrataal. Ransac, cpa trash man

Hey, Theorgg. Remember when I was heading to college and I gave my farewell speech, saying that I wouldn't have time to post. I have more time than ever, once I think about it. BUT, I do have the internet access as well. If you don't get internet access, hang out at the coffee shops...

Regionals was last weekend. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Care Bearsac grumbles over the fact that his fur is all sticky.* CARE BEAR POWER!!!!!!! *A beam shoots out of Care Bearsac's stomach and hits ElGato. ElGato is now covered in Moldy, grimy marshmallows.* Ha. *Care Bearsac then snaps his fingers and not only is his fur not sticky anymore...

Let's give him one more week. If he doesn't post by 4/25, I'll declare you the winner. Ransac, cpa trash man

OW, OOTCH!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!! *Ransac swats Green Bantem away.* DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE! I AM NOT A STUFFED TEDDY BEAR MONSTER!!!!!!!! I'M A FREAKING GIANT BEAR WITH A SYMBOL ON MY STOMACH!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE CUTTING AWAY A FRIGGIN' BIRTHMARK, YOU MALIGNENT PIG!!!!!!!!!! CARE BEAR...

*Ransac looks of his body of Ragnito.* Something's lacking. *Ransac snaps his fingers and is back to Ransac.* Howza bout THIS? *Ransac slaps his buttcheeks and becomes the giant CARE BEARSAC!!!!!* CARE BEAR STARE!!!!!!! *ElGato and VB shrugs their heads as Care Bearsac stares...

Beniot-Wolverine Eddy Guerrero(Latino Heat)- Flame Spirit The Hurricane-Sorcery, I mean, Wind Elemental Jericho-(living)Legend And the Rock would be a Brahma Bull Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac uses the power of the rags to save him(don't ask how). Ransac then reads VB's previous post.* Power over magnetized metal? What good is that? Who'd want that power when I can control rags? *Ransac shrugs his shoulders. The sudden movement of his body causes a steel construction site...

This site is yours??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! COOL! I've been going to random CAW sites for the past couple of months and have frequented this one recently. Nice site. Ransac, cpa trash man

Quick question: There was a rumor that a group of really, really, really good players were constructing a "top secret" deck that was supposed to dominate Regionals. If you were at the Atlanta Pre-Release and you played against(or watched a game that included) an unusual deck that cleaned house...

*Ransac, er, Ragnito realizes that he has gained the ability to control all rags.* TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ransac summon four rags to fly up and continuously slap each cheek of his opponents.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Pure brilliance! *Ransac regains consciousness and pouts over the fact that VB hit him with the weapon Ransac made famous in the Battle Arena: the lead rabbit. Ransac then notices how all this stuff happened while Azreal is beating on ElGato with a Lawn Gnome. Ransac then runs over to VB and...