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*Ransac does a once in a lifetime run-in and rips the chain off of CAMDEX's hand.* Chains are illegal in this match. Oh, and look behind you. *CAMDEX turns around and Daggertooth is up. DT gives CAMDEX a flying butt to the face and both men are down again.* (Just making DT actually do...

*While getting pummeled, ElGato is frantically searching for his bag o' tricks.* Heh-heh-heh. *Ransac shows the audience that he has hidden the bag o' tricks in the rectal cavity of John Madden.* Heh-heh-heh. Ransac, cpa trash man

*ElGato whips Ransac into the another corner, but Ransac flips over the turnbuckle Ric Flair Style. Ransac then walks to the middle of the apron and just as ElGato turns around, Ransac flips over the Ropes and delivers a Money Flip(flipping clothesline) to ElGato. Ransac then crawls to his...

Yeah, I decided that I'd go to the Florida Regionals because my friends figured the competition would be easier, which it was. Unfortunately, I went 5-4. I got paired against decks that hate me and I made a couple of stupid mistakes. Here's my deck. Psychatog Hates Creatures 4 Psychatog 4...

*Ransac, who just put his teeth back in place, enters the ring and taunts the obviously inferior wrestler, VB. Ransac then puts the crippler cross-face on VB.* TAP, YOU PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

No. Not magic. Gimmick. *Ransac stands up after the piledriver because, fortunately for Ransac, the move only attacks the head, and we all know, Ransac has no brain.* Another gimmick. *Ransac smiles at this. VB punches Ransac in the face. Ransac then flies to his corner, causing a tag...

So, what are the results on the Robot War thing? Plus, some interesting stuff is happening in the Battle Arena that you should check out. WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac wonders why Maraud is attempting to attack with gerbils. Everyone knows the Gerbil allies themselves with Ransac for his charisma.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*As Ransac is getting stomped by VB, Ransac snaps his fingers and VB is wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes to small. With VB struggling to move, Ransac starts stomping a mudhole in VB. While this mudhole is being stomped, the clothing rips off, revealing VB's old wrestling attire.*...

I will be going to Regionals...........but not in Atlanta. I'm going with a small group of people to Florida for their Regionals. Sorry. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac enters the ring and stares at the lagged out ElGato. Ransac pushes EG into his corner for a tag to be made.* I guess I'll deal with you on Sunday. *Ransac awaits VB's entrance.* Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac snaps his fingers and new, black pants, that aren't on fire, surround his waist.* Good as new. *Ransac then casually walks back to his corner, casually gets on the ring apron, and casually waits for a tag.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Why not name, if it's a him, Collins? It's a good name. Been working fine for my middle name. Ransac, cpa trash man

*VB is about to jump in and helphis partner when Ransac clotheslines VB in the back.* You have more important things to worry about. *Ransac picks up VB and delivers a Snowplow to him. Ransac then throws Vb to his corner. Ransac goes to his corner.* Ref.: The legal men in the ring are...

I like to look at 23-24 land in a deck and I do my mana base with arithmatic. I count up mana symbols on the cards. I.E.: Undermine has a casting cost of BUU, so I put 2U and 1B in tally marks down. I take into account Flashback and Kicker costs as well, but only for one of each symbol. I.E...

Du-dun-dun-du-duhn Du-dun-dun-du-duhn du-dun-dun-duhn (repeat a couple times|) ooo-WA-AH-AH-AH!!!!!! *As the opening chords of Disturbed's "Down with the Sickness" plays, Pyros light up the arena. Fog fills the air. And, the lights flash at epileptic speed. Then, out of the entry-way walks the...

Great job! And keep up the good works. Hey, can you make a poem about seals and ostriches? Ransac, cpa trash man

*A random referee enters the ring.* *An announcer enters the ring.* Announcer: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Time for our Main Event. The match that will determine the NEW CPW Tag Team Champions. Let's introduce the participants. Ransac, cpa trash man

Quick revision of the rules. The outside of the ring is cluttered with various animals. You may use them as weapons. The match continues until maraud has been defeated. Once maraud has defeated someone, another person may enter the ring against him. That person will be the first person to post...

*Ransac enters the ring with a random referee.* Enjoy! *Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.* Ransac, cpa trash man