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*As the Minivan plummets to the ground, another Minivan comes out of no where and rescues Ransac.* Wha.....what happened? Hey! It's the MARK-MO-VAN!!!!!! Mark-mo-van: Combination of the words Mark(my name), mo(mobile), and van(minivan). It is a 1989 Dodge Turbo Caravan. It's cool. *The...

CURSES!!!!!!! I'm too old for it!!!!!! BY ONE LOUSY YEAR!!!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man

So, basically, you're promoting this site by telling us about a Magic contest on that site. Well, you hooked me! Ransac, cpa trash man

I'm not sure if overrun would be necessary. Ransac, cpa trash man

I must disagree. You say all the lands are good. Have you all forgotten about the incredibly useless Cabal Coffers(which only really works late game if you have a lot of swamps). Ransac, cpa trash man

If they were willing to pay in banana trees, I'd be willing to let him use my facilities. Ransac, cpa trash man

With all the squirrel he'd be producing with those Nests, don't you think there should be more Diabolic Intents to capitalize on all the tokens? Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, on the ground in pain, musters enough strength to dance the pigeon. VB is knocked out.* Huff-puff. *Ransac accidentally blows down VB's house.* Oops. Sorry. *Ransac gets to his feet and prepares to do the most sinister dance, the root beer.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Looks like I'm the only one that thought Possessed Aven and Churning Eddy were good cards. Schmucks. Ransac, cpa trash man

Here're my picks(keep in mind the only time I've played with these cards were at the Pre-Release).The are the cards I found best there. 5. Possessed Aven-C'mon! I'ts a 3/3+ Flyer(flying makes it better than the other possessed)for four mana and no drawback. 4. Churning Eddy-No, it's notreally...

Just so you know, it's my "wrestling" finisher. Heart Slam(my own design of a move): Looking towards your back, I stick my head under your left armpit for move leverage. my left head is using your tights for leverage and my right my goes over your shoulder and across your chest. Basically, I...

Not sure. You obviously aren't going for beatdown, so Mutilate wouldn't hurt you if you put it in main-deck. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac stands up and screams out "Watch out for that tree". George looks up and a giant redwood falls on him, the real super-chicken, and fred. They are incapacitated until three cheetahs travel to timbuktu and dance the "liason" for 512 hours straight.* Don't forget.... *Ransac flies above...

You say the only main problem is the creatures you can't target. *cough*MUTILATE*cough-cough* Whew! Excuse me. Ransac, cpa trash man P.S. Sure, Bridge works until it's dealt with.

It looks a bit better. More consistent with cards. But, don't just take my word for it. Proxy the cards you don't have, now, and playtest it to see if the cards are worth buying/trading for. Ransac, cpa trash man

*Ransac, who is finished beating up VB with his limp arms, looks around for a solution to his arms. He looks at the first row of seats and notices a chicken holding a bottle, and the chicken is talking to a lion.* Chicken: You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. *Ransac...

Another suggestion: I see a lot of cards that you only have one of. That kind of makes those cards ineffective, due to the fact that you may depend on those cards for something and not get it. If you posted a deck that you built out of cards you actually have, that's fine. But, try to build a...

I could still eat with it. Ransac, cpa trash man

Umm, if it makes everybody stop argueing, I'll say that Terravore is a good card. *Ransac whinks.* Ransac, cpa trash man

Let me get this straight......it's a fork AND it's brass? That's better than GOLD!!!!!!! I'm going to replace my GOLDware(not SILVERware) with BRASSware right now!!!!! Ransac, cpa trash man