MYSTERY OPPONENT MATCH: CAMDEX vs. Daggertooth

[Ransac]

*Ransac enters the ring with a random referee.*

Enjoy!

*Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.*


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[CAMDEX]

*System of a Down begins blaring on the speakers, and CAMDEX strides to the ring, accompanied by one of his dementia summonings. As he enters the ring, the monster disappears. CAMDEX grabs a microphone*

Oh, DAAAAAAAAGGGERTOOOOOOOTH! I'm WAAAAAAAAAITING!

*begins to tap foot*

 

[Daggertooth]

*Daggertooth Teleports 20ft above the ring and flips down to the ground. Landing perfectly, sword in hand.*

Ready to die?

 

[Prince RXI]

*Sitting in the middle of the 2nd row is Prince RXI*

HEY!!!! CAMDEX!!! STOP IMMITATION SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!





Prince RXI, Zero would be offened

 

[CAMDEX]

*Camdex rushes at Daggertooth, getting just under his sword, and delivers a gore!*

 

[Daggertooth]

Not Gore!?!? Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Though I suppose better than Bush.


*Daggertooth Cuts Good'ol Gore's head off and sends it spirling towards Camdex!*

 

[CAMDEX]

I meant gore as in spear as in my head meets your stomach, and the wind is violently knocked out of you.

*CAMDEX ducks under the spinning Gore head, and whips his chain at the feet of Daggertooth*

 

[CAMDEX]

*Daggertooth lies motionless on the mat as CAMDEX applies a quick pin*

1................2................

 

[Ransac]

*Ransac does a once in a lifetime run-in and rips the chain off of CAMDEX's hand.*


Chains are illegal in this match. Oh, and look behind you.


*CAMDEX turns around and Daggertooth is up. DT gives CAMDEX a flying butt to the face and both men are down again.*




(Just making DT actually do something.)

*Ransac makes a triumphant retreat.*

Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[CAMDEX]

Hey, he used a Gore head on me!

 

[CAMDEX]

Yeah, he disappeared. I dunno where Daggertooth went. There's a time limit, right?

 

[Ransac]

Let's give him one more week. If he doesn't post by 4/25, I'll declare you the winner.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Daggertooth]

*Daggertooth smiles as his dissapearence trick starts to ware off*
"hmmmm, these tend to demoralize opponents. he he he."
*Daggertooth suddenly becomes visible as his spiked knucked fist flies into Camdex's Nose.*



[[[[[[[I do have finals and midterms and stuff]]]]]]]

 

[CAMDEX]

*Camdex's head snaps back from the force of the punch. As Daggertooth tries another punch, Camdex grabs the fist, and shoulder throws Daggertooth into the turnbuckle. As Daggertooth falls to the ground, Camdex applies the tag*

1...........2...........

 

[Daggertooth]

*Daggertooth counters with a spin and a scissor kick, knocking Camdex to the Ground*

Daggertooth then twists Camdexes arm in a near break possition.

"give up or face multiple limb fracture."

 

[CAMDEX]

*CAMDEX struggles against the armlock of Daggertooth. He begins elbowing Daggertooth in the stomach*

Daggertooth "oof! oof!"

*Finally, Daggertooth loses his grip, and CAMDEX is able to reverse the move*

GIVE UP OR FACE HAVING ONLY ONE ARM!!!

 

[Daggertooth]

*Daggertooth spins around and suddenly Camdex is standing with an arm in his hand. He gasps in shock before he realized that its Fake.*

*Daggertooth then knees him in the gut, takes the fake arm, then murcylessly pounds him with it.*

 

[CAMDEX]

*CAMDEX, while getting mercilessly pounded by Daggertooth, suddenly yells:*

DT! Your shoe's untied

*Instantly Daggertooth stops to look down. When he does, CAMDEX delivers a DDT!*

 

[Daggertooth]

"Ack! Poisonous illigal Pestisides that cause infertility!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

*Daggertooth Quickly summons a Heavy downpoor to wash the chemicals off of him.....slowly flooding the areana.*

*Daggertooth then causes the summoned storm to Blast Camdex with Lightning.*

 

[CAMDEX]

That's not what i meaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

*CAMDEX is blasted with lightning*