Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. Killer Joe Active Member

    NOOOOOO!!!! Don't DO THAT!!!!!!

    Go get a hotel room to sleep in, Ziggy! ;)

    Ransac: Criminy! Whatcha' doin' out here BOY!?! Stop yer foolin' 'round and get back to them there cakes!

    NEXT!
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, KJ, theorgg is goin' to 'SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Ransac retreats to the kitchen and makes more rock-hard cakes.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *sells the Orgg to japanese merchants and they show up immediately to take him away*

    $$$
  4. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    *begins a climactic samurai battle with the Japanese merchants in order to stay awake*
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: ...and stay back there and git werkin'!

    Nighty-Night: Conducting business in my cafe' is going to cost you two "lost souls" expected by tomorrow!

    Ziggy: CLIMAX somewhere else! :rolleyes:
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac stays in the kitchen and practices his opera while waiting for orders.*



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. orgg Administrator

    *Orgg's contact explodes from the Terminate in the eye. This forces out the final bit of flatus.

    ~ffPPbbt!~
    The short burst barely moves the back of Orgg's breechcloth.
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac tosses a can of lysol into the dining area.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *two lost souls rise up from the Orgg's breechcloth*


    There you go!

    *starts up the infinite pie attack*

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  10. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: Can ya practice anything from Carmen? I luv dat show...

    Wearing a gas mask and a special "pie" shield I bought years ago from the pieman, I walk up to the counter and yell...

    "Next!"
  11. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Walks back in in his "anit-pie" utility belt.

    "I want a dozen plain eggs (still in the shell) and a Turkey Dinner (brown gravy)."
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac starts cooking some turkey and sings the "Toreador" aria.*

    Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre,
    señors, señors, car avec les soldats
    oui, les toreros peuvent s'entendre;
    pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, ils ont les combats!!!


    Order up! *Ding!*



    Ransac, cpa trash man

    tag guard
  13. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Casts Animate Artifact on the stove*
  14. Killer Joe Active Member

    Finally, real music in this here cafe'!

    Now, will someone git me a rope? I gotta stove to catch :(
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    One rope! Order up!

    *Ransac tosses a rope at KJ.*


    *Ransac, takes a swig from his bottle of lysol.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Killer Joe Active Member

    KJ catches the rope and hops on Josefs old three speed bike he left behind with a banana seat and sissy bars, which is oky but the pink and red tassels gotta go, and rides after the running stove yelling "Yeeee-Ha!"
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Well, since KJ is off running after stoves, I suppose I could fire up the old microwave.

    Until KJ gets back, the menu is nothing but Hot Pockets! Who's ready to order!??!?!?!!?



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *pulls out his cellphone and calls Ransac*

    Is your refridgerator running?
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac checks on the fridge.*

    Well, as a matter of fact, NO, it wasn't running. Thank you, anonymous phone caller! You have saved this establishment lots of food and money. *click*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *looks around then casts animate artifact on the fridge*

    XD

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