Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. Killer Joe Active Member

    NOOOOOO!!!! Don't DO THAT!!!!!!

    Go get a hotel room to sleep in, Ziggy! ;)

    Ransac: Criminy! Whatcha' doin' out here BOY!?! Stop yer foolin' 'round and get back to them there cakes!

  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But, KJ, theorgg is goin' to 'SPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Ransac retreats to the kitchen and makes more rock-hard cakes.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *sells the Orgg to japanese merchants and they show up immediately to take him away*

  4. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    *begins a climactic samurai battle with the Japanese merchants in order to stay awake*
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: ...and stay back there and git werkin'!

    Nighty-Night: Conducting business in my cafe' is going to cost you two "lost souls" expected by tomorrow!

    Ziggy: CLIMAX somewhere else! :rolleyes:
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac stays in the kitchen and practices his opera while waiting for orders.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  7. orgg Administrator

    *Orgg's contact explodes from the Terminate in the eye. This forces out the final bit of flatus.

    The short burst barely moves the back of Orgg's breechcloth.
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac tosses a can of lysol into the dining area.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *two lost souls rise up from the Orgg's breechcloth*

    There you go!

    *starts up the infinite pie attack*

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  10. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: Can ya practice anything from Carmen? I luv dat show...

    Wearing a gas mask and a special "pie" shield I bought years ago from the pieman, I walk up to the counter and yell...

  11. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Walks back in in his "anit-pie" utility belt.

    "I want a dozen plain eggs (still in the shell) and a Turkey Dinner (brown gravy)."
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac starts cooking some turkey and sings the "Toreador" aria.*

    Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre,
    señors, señors, car avec les soldats
    oui, les toreros peuvent s'entendre;
    pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, ils ont les combats!!!

    Order up! *Ding!*

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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  13. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Casts Animate Artifact on the stove*
  14. Killer Joe Active Member

    Finally, real music in this here cafe'!

    Now, will someone git me a rope? I gotta stove to catch :(
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    One rope! Order up!

    *Ransac tosses a rope at KJ.*

    *Ransac, takes a swig from his bottle of lysol.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Killer Joe Active Member

    KJ catches the rope and hops on Josefs old three speed bike he left behind with a banana seat and sissy bars, which is oky but the pink and red tassels gotta go, and rides after the running stove yelling "Yeeee-Ha!"
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Well, since KJ is off running after stoves, I suppose I could fire up the old microwave.

    Until KJ gets back, the menu is nothing but Hot Pockets! Who's ready to order!??!?!?!!?

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *pulls out his cellphone and calls Ransac*

    Is your refridgerator running?
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac checks on the fridge.*

    Well, as a matter of fact, NO, it wasn't running. Thank you, anonymous phone caller! You have saved this establishment lots of food and money. *click*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *looks around then casts animate artifact on the fridge*


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