I'm open for business What'll it be? ~Menu~ Coffee a.k.a. Crushed Bean NO fancy stuff! Soda Pop (any kind except Creme of Soda - that's my favorite and you can't have any!) Water (for you healthy freaks and its Spigot water, too) Pie (any kind except Lemon Marenguine - that's my favorite and you can't have any!) Each menu item comes with a complimentary napkin, plastic spork utensil, and sometimes a sarcastic remark (especially if no tip is left). All menu items are Free* *Ch-yeah, right!