Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul walks in.*

    Who needs help?
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, in a coke-drunken stupor, offers his services as a pastry chef.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *slowly slides a rum cake in front of Ransac*
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac looks at the cake in front of him.*

    Hmm.. I must be a GREAT Pastry chef! I made this rum cake by just THINKING!!!

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  5. orgg Administrator

    I think I'm going to emit a flatus again...
  6. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *the dead weasels stuck up Habuki's nose raise their heads up and give the Orgg a dirty look*
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac bakes a cake (that's hard as a rock) and uses it as a cork to plug theorgg's butt with.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    That was...

  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    But it worked, didn't it?

    *Ransac stares at KJ and wonders if he got the job.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *looks at the Orgg*

    he's gunna blow...
  11. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: Yer hired!

    Then, from his holster, KJ springs into action his bottle of Fabreeze (citrus scent) and squirts it onto orgg's breech cloth as a countermeasure for his flatulence!
  12. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Pfft... like that's going to hold....

    *slides his food to the end of the bar and pulls out the darksteel umbrella*
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Oversoul eats Killer Joe's tag guard.*
  14. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    *hides behing the darksteel umbrella with Nightstalkers*
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac goes behind the counter and starts cooking more cakes, enough to form a wall that will protect the kitchen from the imminent explosion from theorgg.*

    You know, this is taking far too long.

    *Ransac casts Terminate on theorgg.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *casts redirect on the Terminate, targetting the cakes with the Terminate.... which bounces off and hits the orgg right in the eye*

  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    My cakes are untargetable! :D

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  18. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Unfortunatly for Ransac, he was building his wall with him on the outside, and the flatulance started to creep nearer.
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac asks for help from the manager/owner, Killer Joe, explaining that if he should perish, KJ would have to find yet ANOTHER cook.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    *while eating live weasels and drinking "tasty" coffee begins getting drowsy"

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