Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac looks at the cake in front of him.*

Hmm.. I must be a GREAT Pastry chef! I made this rum cake by just THINKING!!!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*the dead weasels stuck up Habuki's nose raise their heads up and give the Orgg a dirty look*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac bakes a cake (that's hard as a rock) and uses it as a cork to plug theorgg's butt with.*

Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
But it worked, didn't it?


*Ransac stares at KJ and wonders if he got the job.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
Killer Joe

Killer Joe

New member
Ransac: Yer hired!

Then, from his holster, KJ springs into action his bottle of Fabreeze (citrus scent) and squirts it onto orgg's breech cloth as a countermeasure for his flatulence!
HIIIII-YAH!
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
Pfft... like that's going to hold....

*slides his food to the end of the bar and pulls out the darksteel umbrella*
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac goes behind the counter and starts cooking more cakes, enough to form a wall that will protect the kitchen from the imminent explosion from theorgg.*


You know, this is taking far too long.


*Ransac casts Terminate on theorgg.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Nightstalkers

Guest
*casts redirect on the Terminate, targetting the cakes with the Terminate.... which bounces off and hits the orgg right in the eye*

>.>
 
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DarthFerret

Guest
Unfortunatly for Ransac, he was building his wall with him on the outside, and the flatulance started to creep nearer.
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac asks for help from the manager/owner, Killer Joe, explaining that if he should perish, KJ would have to find yet ANOTHER cook.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Zigathon

Guest
*while eating live weasels and drinking "tasty" coffee begins getting drowsy"
 
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