Welcome to Killer Joe's Cafe

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Killer Joe, Jul 9, 2006.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac stops sweeping (actually, he never really started) and runs out of the diner without paying his check.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac: HEY! I Know where you post!
  3. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    "I spell my name DANGER", mooseman informs the diner patrons and rushes down the 5 steps to McArthur park and runs into a great sand stone building......
  4. Killer Joe Active Member

    Love the song McArthur Park but don't know your movie reference :(
  5. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac walks back in, disguised as train.*

    Excuse me, I'll have a Coat pie and a Purple Flurp soda.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  6. Zigathon Registered Nerd

    Mmmmm, eyeballs. I could eat this all day long!

    *secretly adds a shot of brandy to his coffee*
  7. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Nick Danger - Third Eye
    From Firesign Theater's Album "How can you be two places at once when your not anywhere at all"

    Who did the song?

    And where is my pizza?
  8. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *stares at his new weasel friends*

    Umm... put mine on Ransac's tab.
  9. Killer Joe Active Member

    train: Coat pie? Hmmm, you know train, you look a little uglier than you normally do AND a bit shorter, too. I'll have Josef work on that Coat Pie and I'll pour you a Purple Flurp Soda.................So train, been playing that countermagic deck of yours lately, hmmmmm? Here's your soda.

    i'll be back later......
  10. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac demands that his Purple Flurp be poured in a hurricane glass.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  11. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *slides a spam hurricane trapped in a glass jar in front of Ransac*

    That kind?
  12. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ziggy: HEY! I said no booze! Unless its just Irish Creme :)

    Moosie: Some disco queen did it around 1974. As for yer pizza,......we aint got no PIZZA!!!!!!

    Nighty-Night: Your friends are Todays Joe's Blue Light Special and there are no tabs, yer soul is payment enough. ;)

    train: Hurricane Glass? Say, you're not train, who ARE you?

    NEXT!
  13. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac squeals in surprise over the fact that KJ has seen through his disguise and runs away......... without paying..... again.*




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  14. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    Orders a Double Tall Irish Creame on the Rocks!

    Who won the home Run Derby last night?
  15. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    Chuck Norris did... Chuck Norris is so godly the balls flew out of the Stadium at the sight of him...480 home runs, no one else even had a ball to hit.

    Could I have a Orange Soda on the rocks, with 2 cherries and a tomato and pepperoni pie with some cheese thrown on top?
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    lol! I haven't heard that Chuck Norris joke yet.

    oo! I'm still disguising

    *Ransac walks back in, disguised as Killer Joe. Yeah.... that one'll really fool him. :rolleyes:*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  17. BigBlue Magic Jones

    I'll take a slice of Key Lime Pie - with that same green glow from Natural Born Killers...

    As for my drink, a cup o' Joe will do fine, cream & sugar.
  18. Killer Joe Active Member

    D-Ferret: Hmm, I'll have to use my own personal stock but here's your dbl. tall IC on the,...hey, are ice chips okay? meh, funny how the all-star game is going on right now in my town and I don't know *jack* about :(

    Tabasco: Here's your drink and I'll get Josef to work on your very peculiar pepperoni, tomato and cheese pie. It'll be a little while.

    Killer Joe look-a-like: WHOA! Are you ugly! You kinda remind me of ME only really shorter and way uglier! Do you want me to call 911 for you or will a bath and some plastic surgery do it for ya!? Well? Are ya orderin' sumthin' or just starin' at my legs?

    Big Blue: Man, are you BIG and BLUE, wassup wit dat!? Okay yer pie is comming and here's a cup o' joe for ya, free refills while your waitin' fer yer pie.

    NEXT!
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac wonders why KJ feels a 6'2" guy is short, but as long as he is unrecognized, he's cool with it.*

    I'll have a shot of Jesus Sweat.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Aww, but I lost my soul to Rathma in a bet...

    *see's Ransac and decides to hop on an icecream maker*

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