For once I'm stuck speechless... <takes the prize in trembling hands and wipes away a tear> Thank you so much to all those handsome young men who appreciate me so much. I don't know what I've done to deserve this award... <adjusts the thigh-high slit on her gown>
Thank you so very much. I honestly never expected to get voted or anything. I just tried to be friendly to everyone. I haven't been TOO friendly, have I?
<blushes> I'd like to personally thank Yellowjacket, for inviting me to the CPA a while back. DUke, for being so supportive and keeping my memory alive while I was away, as well as being my companion from MTGnews. Zadok, for playing with Greater Good when no one else would. Rando, for being cuddly and pokeable. Whimsy, for driving me insane. Spidey, for being there to tolerate my quirks. And of course, Mindy, for starting up this wacky project. If I've forgotten anyone, it's because I'm really quite flustered.
I hope you all enjoy the party and the food. And for all my appreciative friends, a bit of personal info: I never wear a push-up with a gown. What you see is what you get.
[BTW: The Acme Portable Hole (tm) is a dimensional aperture which someone can fold up and conveniently carry around. The apertures themselves come in three sizes, which have openings 6 inches, 1 foot, 2 feet or up to a meter in diameter. The 1 foot model (which I myself use, complete with zipper accessory) has a total extra-dimensional volume of approximately 216 cubic feet (6x6x6 feet). Really useful. Were you naughty boys thinking of something else?
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