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Almindhra
Guest
Welcome one and all to the first ever CPA Notables Gala Extravaganza Blowout...Yes, it was a wee bit rocky getting this out to the masses, but you will all now bow down to me and worship me, for it is here now for your undootably pleasure...So lets get this thing off the ground...
*Note, I put this thread in Off Topic because that’s the happening place for laughter and fun...
And on with it...
Almindhra was slightly nervous...The night was finally here, the night everyone was waiting (and whining) for...Dressed in her signature black dress, she was ready...Hair down and looking good...Silver sparkles on her eyes and deep red lipstick on her lips...Deodorant!...Shoot where is it!...Magic somehow always brings out the BO in everyone...Found it!...High, strappy, black shoes...Ok, ok, everything was ok now...Oh!...The box of prizes, can’t forget those!...Papers in hand...Everything was all good...
So the CPA had no funds and the cheapest place Ed could find was this old, XXX movie theatre that was closed by the Federal Health Dept...Oh well...I’m sure the guys won’t mind...Just hope they don’t find any sicko movies of Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird, or something like that...She arrived early...And watched the crowd moving in...What a bunch of loons...After awhile they settled in, somewhat, in a crazy manner...Flirting, pie throwing, dancing around naked (shudder), these people are crazy!...But, she had to get up there and start...
So she walked up there in front of them...And no one noticed her...”I’d to welcome-“...Still chaos!...They wouldn’t be quiet...”Um, excuse me-“...Screaming as someone sprayed whip cream down Whimsical’s dress...”Guys?”...Yelling ensued over whether to dance to Britney Spears or the Bee Gees, or listen to Duel try to play Limp Bizkit on piano...
“SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”....The whole room just stared at her...”Uh, uh..Hi”...A big grin swept across her face...”Welcome, thanks for voting and coming, and waiting for so long for my sorry a** to get his together”....Almindhra and the crowd was ready to begin...
“Lets start with an award, shall we?”...Excitement filled the air...”This here award,”...Taking out 2 large buckets of fresh SPAM...”Goes to two people who plague the boards...You see their posts, and you wonder, what are they talking about?...Does this have anything to do with the
topic?...Yes, they create the posts where, if you were a moderator, you would delete them...The posts where you, most of the time, just overlook...These people create a post, for the sake of creating a post...Yes! You’re fellow spammers of the CPA are..........”
An uneven drum roll is heard offstage from the chubby bubbly bee...
“DÛke and nodnarb24 come up here and accept your award!”...nodnarb24 leaves his Pokemon game with dw51688 and struts towards Almindhra, smiling his oh, not so debonaire smile...DÛke stumbles his way to claim his award, but trips over Mr_Pestilence and falls face first onto the floor...He looks up at his historic foe...”Grrrrrr,” Mr_Pestilence glares...Then DÛke scrambles his way up to nodnarb24 and Almindhra and hides behind her...In a flash he realizes his big mistake of getting too close to the feisty Almindhra...”Yeep!”...He exclaims...And runs some feet away...
She had to laugh...Oh how she can create fear...”Congratulations to both of you...Since you have doused us with such nasty and evil non-use of good bandwidth, I present to you these lovely awards”...Almindhra picks up a bucket over DÛke, and her helper, Foundation of Rancor, picks up the other one over nonarb24...Plop, chunk, grease, flop...The Spam just plopped down all over them...
...and you guys can take it from here...
as a side note, here is a little RL gift for you two...http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif
[Edited by Almindhra on 10-12-00 at 04:35 AM]
*Note, I put this thread in Off Topic because that’s the happening place for laughter and fun...
And on with it...
Almindhra was slightly nervous...The night was finally here, the night everyone was waiting (and whining) for...Dressed in her signature black dress, she was ready...Hair down and looking good...Silver sparkles on her eyes and deep red lipstick on her lips...Deodorant!...Shoot where is it!...Magic somehow always brings out the BO in everyone...Found it!...High, strappy, black shoes...Ok, ok, everything was ok now...Oh!...The box of prizes, can’t forget those!...Papers in hand...Everything was all good...
So the CPA had no funds and the cheapest place Ed could find was this old, XXX movie theatre that was closed by the Federal Health Dept...Oh well...I’m sure the guys won’t mind...Just hope they don’t find any sicko movies of Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird, or something like that...She arrived early...And watched the crowd moving in...What a bunch of loons...After awhile they settled in, somewhat, in a crazy manner...Flirting, pie throwing, dancing around naked (shudder), these people are crazy!...But, she had to get up there and start...
So she walked up there in front of them...And no one noticed her...”I’d to welcome-“...Still chaos!...They wouldn’t be quiet...”Um, excuse me-“...Screaming as someone sprayed whip cream down Whimsical’s dress...”Guys?”...Yelling ensued over whether to dance to Britney Spears or the Bee Gees, or listen to Duel try to play Limp Bizkit on piano...
“SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”....The whole room just stared at her...”Uh, uh..Hi”...A big grin swept across her face...”Welcome, thanks for voting and coming, and waiting for so long for my sorry a** to get his together”....Almindhra and the crowd was ready to begin...
“Lets start with an award, shall we?”...Excitement filled the air...”This here award,”...Taking out 2 large buckets of fresh SPAM...”Goes to two people who plague the boards...You see their posts, and you wonder, what are they talking about?...Does this have anything to do with the
topic?...Yes, they create the posts where, if you were a moderator, you would delete them...The posts where you, most of the time, just overlook...These people create a post, for the sake of creating a post...Yes! You’re fellow spammers of the CPA are..........”
An uneven drum roll is heard offstage from the chubby bubbly bee...
“DÛke and nodnarb24 come up here and accept your award!”...nodnarb24 leaves his Pokemon game with dw51688 and struts towards Almindhra, smiling his oh, not so debonaire smile...DÛke stumbles his way to claim his award, but trips over Mr_Pestilence and falls face first onto the floor...He looks up at his historic foe...”Grrrrrr,” Mr_Pestilence glares...Then DÛke scrambles his way up to nodnarb24 and Almindhra and hides behind her...In a flash he realizes his big mistake of getting too close to the feisty Almindhra...”Yeep!”...He exclaims...And runs some feet away...
She had to laugh...Oh how she can create fear...”Congratulations to both of you...Since you have doused us with such nasty and evil non-use of good bandwidth, I present to you these lovely awards”...Almindhra picks up a bucket over DÛke, and her helper, Foundation of Rancor, picks up the other one over nonarb24...Plop, chunk, grease, flop...The Spam just plopped down all over them...
...and you guys can take it from here...
as a side note, here is a little RL gift for you two...http://www.spam.com/assets/hp/GoodGone3_animation.gif
[Edited by Almindhra on 10-12-00 at 04:35 AM]