The Official CPA Notables!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Almindhra, Oct 2, 2000.

  1. Killer Joe Active Member

    ...and we hope you never leave :) !

    Okay, let's talk about how I'm new to Black/Blue Control and you've had experience with it for a while now,...
  2. Purple_jester New Member

    Are we talking about intimate matters here, YJ, or are you just asking to play cards? It doesn't matter actually... I know LOTS of card games you'd never want to play with your parents around... a round of XXXenophile anybody? ;)
  3. The Magic Jackal Veteran CPA Member<BR><font co

    My hair! My precious hair!
  4. DÛke Memento Mori

    Purple Girl is the sexiest...
    MY baby is the sexiest!
    EVERYONE should know that!

    Come here Sexy Girl,
    <gives Sexy Girl a huge hug...>

    I have something for ya...

    <unbelts the belt, and slides it out of the belt holes in pants. Hands belt to Sexy Girl...>
    Here, hold it for me...

    <unbuttons the pants buttons...>
    GOD, Sexy Girl! I know you're getting excited now;), but bare with me...

    <unzips pants...>

    <takes pants off...>
    <Sexy Girl stares at me...and sees...>

    < wearing a foily-purple boxers, with golden-outlined jesters all over it...>
    There, you like it? I like it...It reminds me of a certain sexy girl...
    <...RE-wears the pants and belt again...>

    <Sexy Girls stares at Duke with a sigh of disappointement..>
    Why are you disappointed Sexy Girl?
    Why? OH THAT'S WHY! NO, Sexy Girl, I wasn't gonna do THAT! You're a naughty girl, a very naughty girl:)! Bad, bad girl, very bad. Bad, sexy girl:)...

    <hugs sexy girl tightly...>
    You're warm;)!
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    Somebody get a pale of water (cold as ice, please)!

    BTW DUke, you're a Black and Blue Control player, aren't you? Let's talk...
  6. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Let's make this ,more interesting. (out on his demonic smile). SHE's mine DUke!

    [me]tickles DUker[/me]
  7. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

  8. terzarima New Member

    I wouldn't even kid dw, you never know what he'll do...

    By the way, Purple what might a tetsubo be? I've never understood what that is

    [Edited by ademis22 on October 9th, 2000 at 05:35 PM]
  9. Apollo Bird Boy

    Hey PJ, I think there's a bulge in those in those shorts he's showing off... cool it, "Dukey." You're scaring me.

    You haven't been friendly enough with me, PJ:)

    [me]runs away before DUke figures out who made that comment.[/me]
  10. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Jeeze DUke, no shame at all...

    Let's make a last minute award. Most shameless. :p
  11. Ransac CPA Trash Man


    Oh, sorry, where's the rest-room?

    Ransac, yeah, that's right, Ransac
  12. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Ummm gee I missed alot.

    PJ I have an idea first of all I'm gonna get you the hell outta of here I don't think that pantsless duke helped anything...

    (*note I'm not moving in on PJ I'm just trying to stop the rest of you from making her kill herself)

    dw and duke, have fun. I grab PJ and run for the nearest door. Seeing amany cpa members jump up to stop this quick exit, Namielus grabs the tazor that he didn't have, and shocks the mob.

    "Welcome to flavor country!", yells Namielus as he runs out of the old XXX movie plex with PJ.

    On they run.

    BTW PJ you ok?
  13. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Heh heh heh... I'm an AEthereial avatar, I can telliport...

    But I wont. If I get within 5 feet of her, DUke will probably kick my ass.
  14. terzarima New Member

    Jeez, Pj is getting alot of attention lately, I wonder what this has to do with anything, I mean what 3 4 guys are chasing after her now? Maybe this should be taken to another thread
  15. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    Lucky PJ :rooleyes: I would hate to be you right now.
    Ademis: You think everything should be taken to another thread.
  16. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    I think he means the PJ chasing only.:rolleyes:
  17. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    Um, ack. I'm not even gonna ask on this one...

    [me]goes back to sleep[/me]
  18. DÛke Memento Mori

    You guys all like PJ now, right?
    I don't this she's "mine", but you know what I think, no matter how many guys are running after her, she'll come to me. That's right: me:). We talk a lot, and she knows exactly why I'm overly "obsessed" with her:).
    I love her;).

    Go ahead, run after her, I won't kick yer asses, you know why? Because she doesn't want you as much as she wants me;),J/K;), but seriously, NO MATTER how many digi-"boyfriends" she has, I will always be the one close to her cute, sensitive mind and heart.

    Why is PJ getting a lot of attention? Because her looks are out of this world. Her soul is something else. Her eyes are the moon, and her face is the sun. Her hair is the rain, and her heart is life.

    <YellowJacket slaps me on the face for being over "obsessed" with Sexy Girl...>

    DANG IT Black(and Blue)-Jack! I was showing her how much she means to me...YOU GOTTA interrupt, dang it:)!

    Anyway, Sexy Girl, what a sexy girl, what a naughty, bad, sexy girl. What a girl:).

    I'm so happy, for some reason, EVEN after what happened to me yesterday:D.

    And by the way, ME AND Dw will get a long. NEVER.
    I'm happy, so I'm not going to say a thing that is overly disturping. All I have to say is that Dw wished it, and it happened. AND NO, Ademis, I won't take a joke, nope, DON'T JOKE WITH ME OR I'LL KILL YOU, got that? Good...

    ...I love Sexy Girl...:)...
    ...I dislike the other...:rolleyes:
  19. terzarima New Member

    Ahhhh love.... *cough*lust*cough*

    Like I think Whimsy said "Go over there and Spam it to death "

    so I will do that, here is a love poem for duke and his "sexy girl" who-ever that may be (you can never tell, it changes with the seasons)

    First Love

    I ne'er was struck before that hour
    With love so sudden and so sweet.
    Her face it bloomed like a sweet flower
    And stole my heart away complete.

    My face turned pale, a deadly pale.
    My legs refused to walk away,
    And when she looked what could I ail
    My life and all seemed turned to clay.

    And then my blood rushed to my face
    And took my eyesight quite away.
    The trees and bushes round the place
    Seemed midnight at noonday.

    I could not see a single thing,
    Words from my eyes did start.
    They spoke as chords do from the string,
    And blood burnt round my heart.

    Are flowers the winter's choice
    Is love's bed always snow
    She seemed to hear my silent voice
    Not love appeals to know.

    I never saw so sweet a face
    As that I stood before.
    My heart has left its dwelling place
    And can return no more.

    John Clare

    Ahh beutiful

    *Ademis wipes a tear from is cheek
  20. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Death to the sentemental one!!!

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