Just thought I'd send some more awards your guys' way...fast and quickly...
[color="660066"]Whew, at least she was back alive now...
...
"And more and more awards for you all...We have a member here who won't leave anyone of the opposite sex alone!...Laugh, joke, flirt, flirt, flirt...Even to the point of
obsession...Thats right, the CPA Flirt is...."
*toot, toot, toot*...Ewww, for his new drumroll he bent over, buttocks to the audience, and tooted to the beat of his own butt...
"The Flirt is DÛke!...Who has a girlfriend in real life, but continues to try his hand at grabbing the girls in the cyberworld"...
DÛke fumbles his way up to the front..."Your prize dear, sweet DÛkey is..."....*smack!*..."A smack across the face!...Remember when you called my baby?...Yup, for being so flirty with everyone, and thats including me, you get a smack"....Mwhahahahahahaha....
"This next award goes to the person who can choose their words wisely...Who convey their ideas thouroughly...Who we always listen to because we always want to hear what he has to say...Our Best Speaker is..........."
Silence...What?...FoR is yelling at the stinky bee for doing what he did earlier...And is drowning him in some flowery perfume...I think Yellowjacket likes the perfume...Hes smiling and looking at FoR funny...Hmmmm...
"Zadok001!...Congrats to you!"...A big rush of applause comes from the CPA...He stands up in his Armani tux and nods his head in appreciation...Then he saunters his way through the crowd...
"Your prize is this...You are to represent OJ in his next trial...Johnny Cochran isn't good enough for him anymore...So have fun with your new client!"
"Our next award goes to someone who is kind and sweet...Gentle and oh-so nice...Loving and helpful...Intelligent, beautiful, wonderful, special, lovable, cute, witty, funny, smiley, happy..."
"Hey!...Get on with it!"...Ooo, that mean Istanbul!
"I am, I am...Well that person got the Hot Tempered Mama award...And I have to protest!...How could you do that?!...I'm not that hot tempered!...I don't get angry with you guys!...Only when you're being stupid!!...So how could you do this to me??!!!...
How could you??!!!"...
The audience just stared in silence...Then small laughter began to arise everywhere...Then everyone was pointing and laughing...Hawaiian mage was jumping up and down laughing hysterically...
...Almindhra just stands there and realizes..."Oh, well, maybe I get a little angry,
sometimes..."...
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[Edited by Almindhra on 10-12-00 at 04:39 AM]