New Character:
Hawiian Mage: B+ student. Very random. Very cool. Can be violent at times. Came from Hawaii, surfer dude.
Maro-Multani: Psycho girl who runs around kissing random guys and disappearing. Myth: Whereever she goes, trouble and controversy will follow.
Apollo: The school mascot. A majestic dove that brings luck.
Sleepy: Randomly collapses in hallways and goes to bed.
Thallid ice cream man: ONE WORD: RANDOM
Old woman: Preaches randomly to those who need it
Purple sits in her bed crying:
Old woman comes in…
Old woman: Do not cry young girl remember:
It was not real acceptance of ourselves we received as children, just an absence of condemnation of the aspects we hid. Conditional love created many trauma knots in us as children which we then later as adults need to untie.
Old woman disappears into thin air
Purple: Wait! Wait! What do you mean?
Purple dresses to go to the dance, not actually to dance but to watch and talk with her friends in a desperate attempt to become happier
Hours later Purple goes to the dance.
Slow dance is put on…
Erin is teaching Darsh how to slow dance…
Erin: Okay put you hand around my waist and just rotate in a circle with your feet
They start dancing:
Erin: Two things, stop grabbing my butt and take your hand from anywhere close to my butt You naughty naughty boy!
Darsh gives a sad puppy face
Erin: OH HOW COULD I RESIST!
Darsh smiles and …..
Erin: OOOOOHHHHH!
Darsh: come on baby, baby!
Erin and Darsh once again commence with their non sexual but intimate intercourse (making out)
Thallid Ice Cream One: Okay I’m your DJ! The next one’s for you naughty boys out there! THALLID G IS IN THE HOUSE!
Hawiian Mage sits there…
Hawiian Mage: This is such a slutty school!
Hawiian Mage: She’s a slut, he’s a slut
Zadok001: Did you just call me a slut?
Hawiian Mage: No, I called you an um, an, um, a chut!
Zadok001: You callin me somethin in yur weird Hawiian language that you think I can’t understand?
Zadok001 uses his strong football muscles and starts beatin up Hawiian Mage.
Jaws10387: It would be a nice disco light if I just attach these fireworks and light them on…..
Jaws10387: FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!! EVERYONE GET OUT!!!!!
A fire leaps up in the middle of the gym and everyone screams while running out….
Apollo the school bird and mascot is stuck hanging on a cage high above the gym floor
Animal lover psycho girl: OH NO THE APOLLO! MY POOR BIRDY IS GOING TO DIE!
Sleepy hears her and gets up casually walks into the gym and gets Apollo
Animal lover psycho girl: THANK YOU THANK YOU! WHAT CAN I DO TO REPAY YOU?
Sleepy: Just tell me you love to sleep
Animal lover psycho girl: I do
Sleepy: Here try my bed, it’s the newest in comfy technology..
Animal lover psycho girl: Okay but I don’t think beds could be as comfy as you say they are- OHHHHHHH! It is comfortable
Sleepy gets in bed with her and they fall fast asleep while Apollo checks out some hot doves in the pet shop window across the street
What will happen in the next zany adventures. Tune in and fine out on the next: THE CPA, MY CPA!