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dw51688

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AHHHHHHH! IT'S BACK!!!!! Help me! HELP!

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It ate my body! Ahhhh!
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
I'll save you dw!

[me]leaps up and slashes dragon's head off[/me] Geez HM, I thought you retired this guy!
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
Hwaa ha ha ha! Never!

It took to long to just destroy. Now I'm perfecting it to fit the CPA new boards.
 
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terzarima

Guest
Augh, I hope I'm getting a rabies shot, wouldn't want to GO CRAZY on you
 
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dw51688

Guest
Each one is getting longer and harder to write. And I'm juggling around like 20 reports and labs for school. So far I'm pretty satisfied with the rough draft of the current one. It'll probably be posted on Friday or Saturday because I'm tring to come up with a good ending.
 
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dw51688

Guest
Ohhh! I like your sig. Is that from the one where lisa creates life?
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Yes, it is. Prof. Frink is the greatest guy ever.

"Look at what else I found at the airport. It's some sort of weasel thing attached to a ball! Glaven! Isn't it cute, look at it go...I'm thinking of turning it into some sort of weapon! Glaven, glaven!"

Later in the same ep:

Frink: Oh my god it's out of it's matrix!!!!!
Homer: Awww, it's just a little...BWAAAAAAGH!
 
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dw51688

Guest
Bob: Oh, we in such big trouble!

Firestorm: Oooh, pretty!

Bob: Maybe we can put it out!

Bob and Firestorm start spitting on the fire

Bob: Okay that ain't gonna work.

Bob and Firestorm run away, but Bob accidentally farts

A HUGE BALL OF FLAME FLIES INTO THE AIR AND SHOOTS TOWARDS BOB'S PANTS

BOb: AHHHHH! HELP ME!

Bob stops, drops and rolls

Bob: Ahhhh.


Back deeper in the forest.

dw:I think we're uh lost

Zhaneel: I'm sick of you two were lost and all you can say is we're lost, we're lost! SHUT UP!!!!

Almindhra: It's just that were lost

Zhaneel: I KNOW! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dw51688: She was just saying that we're los-

Zhaneel gives dw a glaring look

dw51688:Whoops sorry it slipped, probably because we're lo- never mind!

Zhaneel, Almindhra, and dw walk into a clearing

dw:shine you flash light around us

Almindhra shines her flashlights revealing a mass of dead bodies on top of each other


What will happen next? Find out on the next episode of THE CPA MY CPA


I broke up a really long one so we'll have enough for a long while instead of having to wait so long every week. Sorry about the inconvinience :(
 
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Bob

Guest
:D
(Ps. Since you changed your mind on voting for me because of my Vice, I asked Jaws to beat you up on Monday.;))
 
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