My Soap Opera

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dw51688, Oct 11, 2000.

  1. Sleepy Narcoleptic CPA Member

    a girl! now all I gotta do is wake up!
  2. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Friggin... Everyone else get's a date. but noooooo. I get beat up. :)
  3. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    sorry. Um i thought you wanted your characterto be liken that. ;)
  4. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    I sent you a PM with two different characters on it, niethr of which were quite like that.

    But I'm fine with it, at least I'm different. :)
  5. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Let’s meet our new characters…

    Namielus - Half crazy, Half insane, Half evil mastermind/antagonist for all the guys (expect zadok his best bud), has crush on pj.

    Natalie Exner- Pretty girl who is going out with Brendan Downing. Jaws has a crush on her (and in real life too)

    Brendan Downing- Nice kid, on Zadok’s football team. Going out with Natalie.

    The next day after the ordeal that Jaws started by setting a fire…

    Natalie and Brendan walk down the hall holding hands and laughing together happily when Jaws (Jonathan) comes in the picture…

    Natalie: Wassup Jonathan?

    Jaws: You know

    Natalie: know what?

    Jaws throws Brendan a look of deep loathing

    Brendan doesn’t see it

    Brendan: Oh hey good job on your soccer game yesterday

    Jaws: Natalie! I MUST CONFESS! I LOVE YOU! I wrote you a poem:

    Autumn is over the long leaves that love us,
    And over the mice in the barley sheaves;
    Yellow the leaves of the rowan above us,
    And yellow the wet wild-strawberry leaves.
    The hour of the waning of love has beset us,
    And weary and worn are our sad souls now;
    Let us part, ere the season of passion forget us,
    With a kiss and a tear on thy drooping brow

    Brendan: Ok shut up! She’s my girl, not yours!

    Jaws: I have freedom of speech!

    Brendan: When I tell you to shut up, you shut up!

    Jaws: Make me!

    Brendan: Come over here you fag

    Brendan approaches Jonathan…………….


    In the recreation area…

    Zadok is swimming and is about to come out of the pool

    Homo guy: I wait everyday for this moment when he pulls his glistening body out of the pool

    Zadok puts on a shirt and goes to football practice

    Back in the closet where nodnarb and whimsical are, in the dark, all alone, locked in….

    Nodnarb: You naughty naughty girl

    Whimsical: I’m coming again cutie!

    Nodnarb: Ohhhhhh!

    Nodnarb: Let me try something new!

    Nodnarb lifts up Whimsicals shirt a smidgen and licks her stomach

    Whimsical: Hehe, that tickles.

    Janitor comes in….

    Janitor: What in blazes are you kids doing?……

    Now in the hallway…..

    Darsh and Erinpuff are once again making out….

    Thallid: Hey THALLID G IN THE HOUSE!

    Darsh and Erinpuff stop making out and stare at Thallid Ice cream man… Then continue to make out

    Maro-Multani: Here’s you biology book back Multani

    Multani: Thanks

    Girl (Multani’s first girlfriend for those who don’t remember) sees Multani and Maro-Multani talking

    Girl says to herself: can’t have that, can we now….

    Later on in an empty hallway…
    Purple sees what looks like Joe…

    Purple with her broken leg throws down her crutches and runs toward him

    Vision of Joe disappears

    Purple: No! wait

    Purple collapses


    What will happen next. Fights, naughty boys and girls. Fin out on the next: THE CPA, MY CPA
  6. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    a little off topic but Thomas Shefflette's birthday is October 21. Can anyone guess what CPA member is name Thomas Shefflette?
  7. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Either Ctran1218 or Dragonman I don't know which.
  8. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Ah, dw, this is getting quite nasty...And not a good nasty...

    I'm sorry, but you're story is just bad...Not inventive, just kiddy smut...How old are you 12?...Is this what 12 yr olds do now?...Stop it with the nastiness...Its like something a 12 yr old would get off on...Don't put this sh*t on the CPA...
  9. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    Thomas Shefflette= RivaIronGrip
  10. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Birthday's! Happiest time of the year.
  11. Jaws10387 Hiding

    I don't know where he gets this so you can't blame me. But what he put in about me is true. Dennis does act a bit older than he is. You can't blame me for liking someone now can you. Oh yeah I'm older than Dennis. I'm 13.
  12. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Alright this is getting old, how about some kind of plot? a story mabye? anything besides people making out(among other things)?

    You said you got this idea from Whimsy, read her story, does she use any thing this to make the story go along? You should try to make this better not just more of the same.
  13. Apollo Bird Boy

    Phew! That was close! I was afraid I'd die about 4 lines into my first appearance.

    Thanks, Sleepy. But hey, you got the girl, so I guess you're happy.:)
  14. Namielus Phrexian Plaguelord

    Ahah, my debue is marked with me saying completely out of the story line!

    I'm composed of 3 1/2s whoa!
  15. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Change of pace…

    All the students of Rowe High school are preparing to go to on a rousing trip to Prindle Pond. A place in Charlton, MA where you live in cabins and have old fashioned walks at night through the woods and etc. The teachers felt that there was to much controversy at the school so they decided to go there for a Senior bonding week…

    Almindhra sits in the bus silently while everyone sings Weird Al…

    Almindhra: WILL YOU PEOLE SHUT UP! Haven’t you had enough of that annoying song?

    Erinpuff: Sorry, I just thought that it would pass time

    Almindhra: Oh I’m sorry, sometimes I just get out of hand.

    Erinpuff: That’s okay. Friends?

    Almindhra: Friends.

    Erinpuff: What are we going to do while passing time?

    Almindhra: Let’s write poems!

    Erinpuff: Okay!

    Almindhra: Finished

    Erinpuff: Let me read it!

    Come live with me and be my love,
    And we will all the pleasures prove
    That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
    Woods, or steepy mountain yields.
    And we will sit upon the rocks,
    Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
    By shallow rivers to whose falls
    Melodious birds sing madrigals.

    And I will make thee beds of roses
    And a thousand fragrant posies,
    A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
    Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle

    A gown made of the finest wool,
    Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
    Fair lined slippers for the cold,
    With buckles of the purest gold:

    A belt of straw and ivy buds,
    With coral clasps and amber studs;
    And if these pleasures may thee move,
    Come live with me and be my love.

    The shepherd swains shall dance and sing
    For thy delight each May morning;
    If these delights thy mind may move,
    Then live with me and be my love.

    Erinpuff: OOOOO! Someone’s in love. Oh girl tell me who!

    Almindhra giggles

    Almindhra whispers into Erinpuff’s ear

    Erinpuff: I KNEW IT! Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.

    Bob: TELL ME! TELL ME!

    Erinpuff: Go away

    Bob: Oh please.

    Erinpuff: No!

    Bob: Fine! But the next when you least expect it...

    Bob marches off in fury

    Ed Sullivan: OKAY! WE ARE FINALLY THERE! GET YOUR LUGGAGE, GET TOGETHER WITH WHO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH AND FIND A CABIN! AHEM! NO CO-ED ROOMS!

    Erinpuff: Darn! Almindhra, roomates?

    Almindhra: You got it!

    Natalie: Brendan, we can’t bunk together.

    Brendan: That’s okay, I can sneak over tonight

    Natalie giggles

    Natalie: Okay. Hehe

    Jaws: Hey Multani, dw! Roomates?

    Multani and dw51688 in unison: Sure!

    Darsh: Yo Zadok! Namielus! Roomies

    Zadok: Oh yeah :cool:

    Namielus: You got it man!

    Nodnarb: Okay my little pets… We are living together, I get this side of the room and you get this side. Okay?

    A few hours pass and night falls…

    Ed Sullivan: We are going on a night hike. STAY TOGETHER!

    Students walk outside and enter woods…

    Zhaneel: This is creepy!

    Ed Sullivan: Nothing to be afraid of.

    Zhaneel grabs dw’s jacket

    Zhaneel: Sorry for grabbing your jacket

    Dw: Um, I’m not wearing a jacket, no one is

    Zhaneel: AHHHHHHH! I’m Scared!

    Almindhra goes to try to find Zhaneel because she ran ahead

    Almindhra: Mr. Sullivan, can I go get Zhaneel?

    Ed Sullivan: Get a buddy and youu can go

    Erinpuff: I’ll come! Hehe!

    Almindhra and Erinpuff run into the woods not knowing that dw had tagged along

    Dw: Hey, wait up!

    Almindhra: What are you doing here?

    Dw: I thought I would come along, I feel really energetic.

    Almindhra, Erinpuff, and dw run far into the woods…

    Almindhra: Where are we?

    Dw: MR SULLIVAN! MULTANI! ZHANEEL! ANYONE?!?!

    Erinpuff: Uh oh


    What will happen to the poor children lost in the middle of nowhere? How will the others get along? Will the children ever be found? Find out on the next: THE CPA, MY CPA!


    [Edited by dw51688 on 10-20-00 at 06:34 PM]
  16. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    I like this a lot better than when they were at school.:) I got an idea for you to think about, I'll pm ya.:)
  17. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Okay! I thought long and hard about this. Thee will be occasional love, but I decided to turn this into kind of a crazy RPG type thing. Adventures, etc.. More fantasy and magic related. THe next few episodes are going to have kind of a Blair Witch type theme.
  18. dw51688 The Mad Scientist

    Oh yeah! Sorry about all the sick stuff. Um I got way out of hand :( sorry if I offended anyone.
  19. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    You said you were sorry and you realized that it was wrong, thats what important.
  20. Hawaiian mage CPA symbiod

    Hmm... it looks as though only a few people got off that bus. So what happened to the rest? Did they fall asleep and not get off? Did the bus leave with them still on board with the driver thinking they were part of the next stop? Is the next stop Mexico? Is it Oklahoma conr fields? Is it the camp 2 miles away ment for the mentally ill?

    Be a good sub plot if you ask me...

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