My Soap Opera

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Darsh

Guest
I love the soap opera dw, keep it up!

Puts on some Beastie Boys music

This is where I get the ideas for my rap.;)
 
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Jaws10387

Guest
I know where he got that. Its copyright infringement. Its from And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie.
 
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dw51688

Guest
Haha! No, It is not! I used the quoted what was from the bible. I changed the characters and what it was like. I will constantly quote from the bible because it has interesting things that foreshadow. I especially like Revelation. I write my own poems though.
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
I think I might have an idea of who the wicked one is... :rolleyes:
 
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dw51688

Guest
I just changed it. I like the newer quote better. I searched the bible for a while before coming across from it.
 
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dw51688

Guest
Okay, I'll make a different one tomorrow. Due to people PM'ing me. I'll reveal the rest right now. If you read that little clip, this is what is right after it.


As purple wakes up very tired, she sees a gloomy figure that resembles Joseph.

Purple: Joe, is that you?

Joe: yes. Did I ever tell you of the story of my grandparents?

Purple: No.

Joe: My grandparents fell in love with each other when they were about our age. A year afterward they were married. They lived happily and then suddenly divorced. Both suffered great pain and my grandefather commited suicude. He had left a letter saying this before he killed himself:

Dear Joan,
I cannot live anymore. To live without you is to live with a knife in my heart. Constantly like as if someone were twisting it round and round, deeper and deeper. I deserve not to live. I hurt the one thing that I loved and know there is no reason to live. Tonight at dusk, I will throw myself off the Ipswich bridge with a weight tied around my neck. I love you dearly.

John.

Joe: Aren’t you afraid?

Purple: Afraid of what? What do you mean?

Joe:Afraid that what happened to them is going to happen to us?

Purple: No. Because we aren’t them

Joe: I try to forget about this, but I can’t. I CAN’T! It’s too painful to think about. I don’t want this to happen to us! That’s why I can’t see you again.

Purple: No Joe please. No!

Joe: I’m sorry

Joe gives Purple one final kiss before departing the room and leaving forever.


What will happen to Purple? Her heart broken. Will she ever love again? Find out on the next: THE CPA, MY CPA.
 
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terzarima

Guest
Augh i'm in so much suspense.... this calls for a poem..... I'll read it too myself so you don't have to hear it
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Multani: You'd best believe I am!

[me]smashes a chair on nodnarb's head to make him
stop running around like an idiot[/me] :D

Oh yes, almost forgot...
[me]threatens to smash ademis if he posts any more poetry [/me] {HINT HINT} ;)
 
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Cateran Emperor

Guest
Don't you start now! I'll smash your bed, and then where will you sleep?

[me]pulls out the scythe[/me]
Oh wait, dammit, not the Arena again. [sigh]
[me]puts scythe back[/me]
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
You don't care that it isn't the battle arena when you smash a chair over my head but you do care if the person you are going to beat is sleepy.

[me]grabs a chair and smashes it over CE's head.[/me]

HA, Eye for an Eye.
 
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dw51688

Guest
ust wondering. Does everyone like the plot? My first soap opera. Hope I'm writing this well. Eesh I'm so nervous when I type the episodes. The next one is coming soon. Let you wonder let it sink in.
 
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dw51688

Guest
New characters!

Jaws10387- A random person that I just decided to put in.

Zhaneel- One sexy girl. You figure if Erin's hot, Zhaneel's got to be right?



Darsh and Erinpuff were making out a little while's ago...

Darsh: Oh yeah!

Erinpuff: Hey, hehe, you naughty, naughty boy!

Darsh: That's my nice make-out. You want to see naughty?

Erinpuff: OH YEAH!

Darsh and Erinpuff continue to makeout.


In Calculus...

Teacher: Class, welcome our new student. Zhaneel! Where are you from?

Zhaneel: Well I moved here from Los Angeles.

Teacher: Okay, well take a seat by dw over there.

Zhaneel: Okay

dw51688: Hey, I know you may not know me very well, but do you wanna be my girlfriend......

Later during tennisl...

dw51688: Hey Multani, um 30-20

Multani: Got ya'

dw51688: Good one, 30 all

Girl passes by

Multani: Dang she's hot!

dw51688:make you move Multani

Multani: Okay

Walks up to girl...

girl: hey, it's Multani right.

Multani: affirmative

girl: haha. You're weird

Multani: Are you asking me out?

girl: HAH! Well since you mentioned sure, sure I guess.

Multani: All right!

Back to the hallway:

random girl #1 (Whimsical): *thinks I still think nodnarb's cute, hmmm.*

Whimsical: Hey nodnard! Come with me to the closet

Nodnarb: WHY?

Whimsical: Uh, Uh rats. Um the janitor is gonna kill them

Nodnarb: AN INJUSTICE! LET's GO! TO THE CLOSET!

They go into the closet.

Nodnarb: Hey the dorr is locked. Dang the light just went out. Hey what was tha- OHHH!


What's gonna happen in the broom closet, will Zhaneel agree to be my girlfriend and what about Multnai's first love? Find out on the next episode of THE CPA, MY CPA!
 
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Hawaiian mage

Guest
This sure is a slutty school...

Nothing wrong with that of course, but it seems like gettin a date is a bit too easy there...
 
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nodnarb24

Guest
That's it, i'm moving to that school. WooHoo i can finally get a decent date (all the girls at my school are skanks).
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
I'm the guy who screams "Hey Thallid in the house" at inopportune moments .

No, I don't say that in real life, but I am trying to develop an interesting character - yeah, that's it (j/k :) ).
 
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Sleepy

Guest
hmmm easy chicks at this school and I've got a bed right here. hmmm :p
 
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