My Soap Opera

[dw51688]

I feel like writing a soap opera. The CPA soaps!

Title: The CPA, My CPA

Let's meet the characters:

Zadok001- Single man, a good looking guy. Heavy build, blonde hair and blue eyes. Girls faint when he passes. Plays varsity football.

Almindhra- Our beautiful highschool cheerleader, peepy, perky and clever as a fox. Has a secret crush on Joseph.

Joseph- A silent guy, gets good grades. Has a secret crush on Purple.

Purple Jester- The hot, most popular girl in school, likes Zadok.

DUke- The school bully, suspended many times for beating kids up and cutting their necks with a knife and suking their blood. Loves Purple.

dw51688- A kid, rival of Multani grade-wise. Plays soccer and tennis.

Multani- One of the smartest in the school. He has maintained a perfect GPA since the 3rd grade.

Orgg- The fat, tall dork that sits in the back and gets ignored by everyone

Our story begins in Rowe High School...

Zadok001 walks past Purple on his way to football practice.

Purple: Gee, I wish he would just ask me out.

DUke hears purple and says: He's not gonna ask you out, but I certainly would.

DUke strips for Purple.

Purple: I would never in my life date such a horrible, horrible man!

Purple slaps DUke across the face

DUke: HEY OKAY, I'LL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT!!!


Meanwhile in AP Chemistry....

Multani: AHHHHH! NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! Mr. SMITHSON, I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE. IT SAYS I ONLY GOT A 110 ON MY QUIZ!!!

Orgg: (mumbled) Wish I could get over a 100... over a 90, even...

Mr. S: Multani, that's the highest you could get.

Multani: Oh, I thought 111 was the highest.

Multani wipes off a few pounds of sweat.

Meanwhile on the sidelines...

Almindhra: GIMME AN R! GIMME AN O! GIMME A W! GIMME AN E! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? ROWE! GO ROWE HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Joseph: Hey, purple, wait. Um you wanna go to the spring ball with me?

Purple: sure um okay. I guess.

Joseph: Great, I'll pick you up at 7?

Purple: Sounds great!

Almindhra throws a great look of disgust + Jealousy at Purple and then goes up to her.

Almindhra: Hey girl, what you doin with my man?

Purple: Well I didn't know you two were like going out or anything?

Almindhra: Well we aren't but, shut up!

Purple: Your screwed up!!

Almindhra: You think I'm screw do you? COme here and say that to my face!

Purple: Bring it on girl.

(depressing violin music in the background) What's going to happen between Purple and Almindhra? DUke and Purple? Multani's grades? Will Zadok finally ask Purple out? Stay tuned for the next episode of: THE CPA, MY CPA!

 

[Darsh]

Hey Dw, can we add our own little parts to the story?

Introducing:

Darsh-The loner of the school, has a lot of friends, but doesn't talk much until you get to know him.

Darsh walks around the school

Darsh: School seems awful big for just 8 people.

Watches the fighting, a thin smile crosses his face.

Darsh: This looks interesting, I think I'll sit and watch for awhile.

Sits under a nearby tree, starts watching the commotion.

 

[dw51688]

Um, just PM me your ideas or parts and I'll try to work it into the story.

 

[Jaws10387]

What about me! I rival you and Multani in grades. I'll call you what you call eric if you don't add me fro haired boy.

 

[Almindhra]

I started to laugh when I read "Almindhra"'s discription...I hope thats a parody...I'm soo not a cheerleader...lol...

A cheerleader who wears black everyday...A cheerleader who spends hours everyday on the computer...A cheerleader whos intelligent and talented...A cheerleader whos had a bf for over a week...I could go on for hours...hahahaha...

You're funny dw...thanks for writing me into the story though...

 

[Cateran Emperor]

How could you forget me. I'm hurt

Oh well, no time to waste

[me]runs off to Battle Arena to slash some heads off[/me]

 

[dw51688]

I add people every episonde. I just had to start with people with the most distinct characteristics.

Let's meet our new characters:

Nodnarb24: He did a project on rats in the 3rd grade and has been obsessed with them since. He has a crush on no one except for his dear dear rats. Nicknamed "The Rat king"

Darsh: The cool hip guy who makes up raps. Leader of his own little gang. Loves Erinpuff.

Ed Sullivan: The computer lab teacher.

Erinpuff: Has a secret crush on Darsh but to shy to tell him.

Cateran Emperor: Kid absolutely obsessed with Star Wars.



Last week Almindhra and Purple got in a fight about Joe...

Almindhra: YOU TRAMP! YOU MAN STEALING HUSSIE!!!

Purple: YOU TWO WERE NEVER GOING OUT YOU STUPID LITTLE B****!!!!!

Purple advances on Almindhra and pulls on her hair and won't let go.

DUke approaches the two girls...

DUke: Hey purple. You sexy little hottie. You Almindhra, are FIESTY!

Purple and Almindhra throw each other stunned looks. Then they both look at DUke.

Purple: Hey Almindhra, Truce?

Almindhra: Sure.

Both women approach on DUke...

DUke: Fiesty! Ahh! OWW! COULD YOU SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT A LITTLE? Ohhhhhh, THANKS! EESH! FIES- OW!

Later in the halls...

Darsh is rappin in front of Erinpuff...

Darsh: she's hot..... Erinpuff......She's wicked nice.....She's Erinpuff




Wanna be my girlfriend?

Erinpuff blushes

Erinpuff: Hehe um okay

Darsh: Well are you sure you can handle me?

Erinpuff: Definitely

Darsh: We'll see about that.....

Darsh starts making out with Erinpuff.


Nodnarb runs around the halls...

Nodnarb: THEY ARE RATS!!! HAHA!!! RATS!!! I AM A RAT!!! THE KING!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

Cateran Emperor: He's a psycho!

Random girl: He's kinda cute though!

Cateran Emperor looks at her

Random Girl: AHem.. Um I meant uh I agree.


Back to the football field where DUke is still being assaulted by the women...

Purple: Had enough DUke!

DUke: Nope, I hope you're just startin'

Purple knees him where it hurts

Purple: You really think so?

DUke: Fine, okay, okay!

Purple: You eva' gonna call me sexy again?

DUke: Maybe..

Purple knees him again

DUke: Fine no. NO! I WON'T

Purple and Almindhra stop assaulting him.

DUke gets up.

DUke: But you are fine!

DUke starts stripping

Purple: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple starts chasing DUke

DUke runs


When will DUke learn? What will happen with our relationships? Find out on the next episode of: THE CPA, MY CPA.

 

[terzarima]

Hehe a twisted plot.... From a twisted mind....

 

[terzarima]

Hey if you add people every episode I can be the poetry loving band freak.... yeah Tenor saxaphone!! mmm

 

[Multani]

I swear! This is the funniest soap opera I've ever seen. (Then again, this is the first soap opera I've ever read.)

Improvements: Give me a: slight temper.
occasional coldness.
mediocre level of humor.
insistent use of "big" words. (I do that in real life.)
Asks alot of questions in class.
Occasional shyness.
Has a small circle of close friends. (Dw, Jaws, Joseph, and Cateran Emperor.)
Question: Is Cateran Brawny???

 

[nodnarb24]

I can't wait to read what happens next. Maybe I'll find out who that random girl is.

 

[dw51688]

I am yet again inspired. One more for the day.

New characters:

Ademis: Very sensitive soul. Preaches his poems to all who listen.

Random girl: We unveil this girl to be.... WHIMSICAL!!!!! Now you know who it is nodnarb.


In the hospital, DUke lies in agony. He thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be so biased, so shallow, so typical" I shall return to school preaching quotes of wisdom and advice. Yeah that's it.

Purple enters hospital room crying

Purple: I am so sorry. I was just a little angry, I never meant for this to happen. I am so sorry DUke.

DUke: That's all right. It is my fault, I was a jerk.

Purple: Oh I am so sorry, oh no I'm lait for my field hockey game. I'll talk to you later. Bye! I am so sorry.

DUke: That's okay, good luck at your game.


At the field hockey game...

Zadok: Hey purple, good luck at your game

Purple: Hi. Hehe, thanks

Purple blushes and goes to the locker room to change. She opens her gym locker and a poem falls out:

The red rose whispers of passion,
...And the white rose breathes of love;
O, the red rose is a falcon,
...And the white rose is a dove.

But I send you a cream-white rosebud
...With a flush on its petal tips;
For the love that is purest and sweetest
...Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

-From Joe

Purple sighs.

Purple: Ohhh. How romantic.

Purple's teamate #1: Wow! Somebody's feelin you girl!

Purple's teamate #2: I wish someone loved me that much.

Later on, during the game...

Purple: I got it

Purple lunges...

Purple:OWWWW! I think I broke my leg!

Purple's teamate #1: Oh no!!!!!

Purple is brought to the hospital...

Joseph goes into her room...

Purple: I am sorry Joe, I don't think I can go to the dance.

Joe: That's all right, I'll still always love you.

Joe begins to cry

Joe: I can stay here no longer. I will be in to much pain.

As Joe leaves, a piece of paper falls to the floor.

Purple: Wait you forgot something.

Joe does not hear for he is already far gone.

Purple picks up the paper and reads it:


Shall I come, sweet love, to thee
When the evening beams are set?
Shall I not excluded be?
Will you find no feigned let?
...Let me not for pity more
...Tell the long hours at your door.

Who can tell what thief or foe
In the covert of the night
For his prey will work my woe,
Or through wicked foul despight?
...So may I die unredressed,
...Ere my long love be possessed.

But to let such dangers pass,
Which a lover's thoughts disdain:
'Tis enough in such a place
To attend love's joys in vain.
...Do not mock me in thy bed
...While these cold nights freeze me dead......


Purple: Ohhh.

Purple cries silently


What will happen between these two teens in such love? Find out on the next episode of: THE CPA, MY CPA.

 

[nodnarb24]

The anticipation. Will Purple be able to go to the dance with joe? Will Duke actually change his ways?

 

[dw51688]

The hardest part of that one were the poems.

 

[dw51688]

I can assure you the next one is gonna be somewhat of a suprise. I mean what will happen. So I'll let you wonder... Tomorrow is the start of the weekend so I might have anywhere from 1-4 a day evenly dispersed time-wise.

 

[Namielus]

Intense story dw, keep up the good work, don't pull a CPA notables on us.

A man with his back turned.
The tiger creeping upon him.
The man sits still.
The tiger starts to rears up.
For the leap.
The tiger extends its long legs.
The man turns to see blurry blue.
The tiger lands and there is no man to be seen.
Only a dead *untypible* lays beside the tiger.




(I only look like a moral man)

 

[Apollo]

I want to join! I could be PJ's pet bird Or whatever!

Anyway, DW, this is great!! It's almost as funny as the Weatherlost (a high compliment, believe you me)!

 

[dw51688]

I love the weatherlost. This story is just my interpretation of what it would be like if every member of the CPA were in the same school.

[me]shivers just at the thought of this[/me]

 

[terzarima]

Haha!! I can help with the poetry Dw!!! maybe I'll send some to you by pm

 

[dw51688]

Just to get you wondering, here is a little part from the next episode…



As purple lay restless in her hospital bed, she reads the bible:

"The heathen are sunk down by in the pit that they made: in the net which they hid is their own foot taken. The Lord is known by the judgement which he executeth: the wicked is snared in the work of his wown hands. The wicked shall be turned into hell."

She lay pondering this, then falls into her rest.

[Edited by dw51688 on 10-12-00 at 09:50 PM]