I feel like writing a soap opera. The CPA soaps! Title: The CPA, My CPA Let's meet the characters: Zadok001- Single man, a good looking guy. Heavy build, blonde hair and blue eyes. Girls faint when he passes. Plays varsity football. Almindhra- Our beautiful highschool cheerleader, peepy, perky and clever as a fox. Has a secret crush on Joseph. Joseph- A silent guy, gets good grades. Has a secret crush on Purple. Purple Jester- The hot, most popular girl in school, likes Zadok. DUke- The school bully, suspended many times for beating kids up and cutting their necks with a knife and suking their blood. Loves Purple. dw51688- A kid, rival of Multani grade-wise. Plays soccer and tennis. Multani- One of the smartest in the school. He has maintained a perfect GPA since the 3rd grade. Orgg- The fat, tall dork that sits in the back and gets ignored by everyone Our story begins in Rowe High School... Zadok001 walks past Purple on his way to football practice. Purple: Gee, I wish he would just ask me out. DUke hears purple and says: He's not gonna ask you out, but I certainly would. DUke strips for Purple. Purple: I would never in my life date such a horrible, horrible man! Purple slaps DUke across the face DUke: HEY OKAY, I'LL LET YOU THINK ABOUT IT!!! Meanwhile in AP Chemistry.... Multani: AHHHHH! NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! Mr. SMITHSON, I THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE. IT SAYS I ONLY GOT A 110 ON MY QUIZ!!! Orgg: (mumbled) Wish I could get over a 100... over a 90, even... Mr. S: Multani, that's the highest you could get. Multani: Oh, I thought 111 was the highest. Multani wipes off a few pounds of sweat. Meanwhile on the sidelines... Almindhra: GIMME AN R! GIMME AN O! GIMME A W! GIMME AN E! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? ROWE! GO ROWE HIGH SCHOOL!!! Joseph: Hey, purple, wait. Um you wanna go to the spring ball with me? Purple: sure um okay. I guess. Joseph: Great, I'll pick you up at 7? Purple: Sounds great! Almindhra throws a great look of disgust + Jealousy at Purple and then goes up to her. Almindhra: Hey girl, what you doin with my man? Purple: Well I didn't know you two were like going out or anything? Almindhra: Well we aren't but, shut up! Purple: Your screwed up!! Almindhra: You think I'm screw do you? COme here and say that to my face! Purple: Bring it on girl. (depressing violin music in the background) What's going to happen between Purple and Almindhra? DUke and Purple? Multani's grades? Will Zadok finally ask Purple out? Stay tuned for the next episode of: THE CPA, MY CPA!