Hurt/Heal

Melkor

Well-known member
Even weakened by the power being absorbed by the Slivers, Ephraim (-2) manages to easily and dismissively destroy the Kobolds who attack him just because they want the attention.

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Ephraim 2
Golems 2
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 9
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
Ransac -1
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
The golems realize that the other three pokemon evolving through link cable are better than them and die of embarrassment (-2).

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 9
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
 
E

Ephraim

Guest
The elementals, realizing an opportunity to establish themselves as the mightiest of the remaining races, fill the skies with lightning to bring low the haughty Sphinxes. (Sphinxes -2)

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 7
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The assassins realize that they aren't a race, but more of a job. This depresses them (-2)

Assassins 5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 7
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
Oedipus enters (humans +1, sphinxes -1).

Assassins 5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 9
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
 
D

DarthFerret

Guest
The Assassins clash with the Elementals. No one dies, and the Assassins are bolstered by this (Assassins +2)

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 9
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 4
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
 
B

BigBlue

Guest
The Slivers are bored and start sliding down a railing, ironically they get a few slivers in their butts. (-2)

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 9
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 7
Zombies 0
 
E

EricBess

Guest
Oversoul said:
Oedipus enters
Oedipus Rex (humans -1, Wurms +1).

Assassins 7
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
Oh the pitiful wrecks (-2)


Assassins
5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 4
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
The kobolds throw feces at each other in joy (+2)


Assassins
5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 9
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
R

rokapoke

Guest
This distresses the Feces Elementals to no end... (-2)

Assassins 5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 7
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 
D

DarthFerret

Guest
The Dragons are grounded by strong crosswinds.. (Dragons -2)

Assassins 5
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Mooseman

Isengar Tussle
The assassins mistakenly bleach their outfits pure white (Assassins -2)

Assassins 3
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 8
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 
E

Ephraim

Guest
Job 41:1 said:
Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook? or his tongue with a cord which thou lettest down?
Apparently so. (Leviathans -2)

Assassins 3
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 2
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Oversoul

The Tentacled One
The slivers, seeing that they are losing, take to the sea. Although they only have one enemy to contend with there, it's a big one (-2).

Assassins 3
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 0
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 
T

train

Guest
The kobolds run fast enough and with enough numbers to dirty up the Assassins new white cloths... (Assassins -2, Kobolds - 0 - but great effort...)

Assassins 1
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 8
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 0
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Mooseman, aren't you in the Eastern Time Zone (with daylight savings time)?

Some Humans fall off a cliff while fleeing some hungry Wurms (Humans -2)

Assassins 1
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 6
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 0
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 
D

DarthFerret

Guest
The assassins decide that enough is enough, and pull out some healing potions! (assassins +2)

Assassins 3
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 6
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 0
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
...unfortunately, the healing potion contains Kobold feces.... (-2)

Assassins 1
Bringers 8
Djinns 0
Dragons 5
Dwarves 0
Elementals 7
Golems 0
Humans 6
Kobolds 6
Leviathans 6
Merfolk 0
Slivers 0
Sphinxes 6
Walls 0
Wurms 8
Zombies 0


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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