Hurt/Heal

Discussion in 'Games Run By CPA Members' started by Spiderman, May 31, 2007.

  1. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Kobold nation overheard the rumors about the ocean, but were thirstly and drank anyway...(-2)

    Assassins 9
    Bringers 6
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 1
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 10[/QUOTE]
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    The dwarves decided to vote liberterian (-2)

    Assassins 9
    Bringers 6
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 6
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 1
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 10


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  3. Ephraim New Member

    But then one of them delivered a rousing speech praising democracy and the privilege of selecting one's leaders. The crowd is so moved by the dwarf's oratory that retract their ridicule and realize that nobody who actually bothers to head to the ballot box to speak their mind has actually wasted their vote.
    (Dwarves +2) (Also, Democracy + 2)

    Assassins 9
    Bringers 6
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 1
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 10
  4. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    The assasins, having failed to perform a hit on the Merfolk, decided to turn thier attention to non sea-faring critters and go hit the Bringers, who in turn failed to Bring it! (Assassins +1, Bringers -1)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 1
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 10
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    The last merfolk is bitten by a zombie (Zombies +1, Merfolk -1).

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 11
  6. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Zombies find that the Merfolk were full of holy water (-2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 4
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  7. EricBess Active Member

    Walls suddenly realize how ironic it would be if they actually won this competition and they start a rally (+2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  8. BigBlue Magic Jones

    Zombies, in hopes of damaging others begin exploding... unfortunately, that trick doesn't seem to work here, but it does succeed in bringing down their numbers... (-2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 7
  9. Melkor Active Member

    The remaining Zombies curse their ill conceived plan and begin collecting the parts of their exploded brethren. They stitch everyone back together, and they're basically as good as new. (+2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 11
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  10. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    The thread used to stitch the zombies together came from Dragon Gut (like cats gut but differrent!) (Dragons - 2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  11. Ephraim New Member

    The sphinxes have learned a great deal from their observation of the game thus far. As their wisdom has grown, so has their strength. (Sphinxes +2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 8
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 11
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *cough* *cough*....... Dwarves (-2)


    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 6
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 11
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    It turns out that sphinxes are actually pretty stupid (-2).

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 6
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    So stupid in fact, that they sat on the dwarves! (-2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 11
    Zombies 9


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  15. Melkor Active Member

    The Dragons decide that if they don't win it, then they'll make damn sure their crappy wingless cousins the Wurms don't win either. (-2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 9
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    All of the runoff from the dead bodies goes right into the ocean (Leviathans -2).

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 9
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 9
  17. Mooseman Isengar Tussle

    Fortunately the Leviathans feed on organic material (Leviathans +2).

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 9
  18. rokapoke Man Among Gods

    The lack of organic material leaves the zombies a bit on the hungry side... (-2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 11
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 7
  19. Ephraim New Member

    A coven of water elementals, incensed that they are not the most feared presence in the seas, enacts a powerful ritual to humble the leviathans. (Leviathans -2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 4
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 9
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 7[/QUOTE]
  20. DarthFerret Evil Sith Weasel

    The Dwarves rush headlong into the sea to try and stop the Leviathans, but forget that they cannot swim. (Dwarves -2)

    Assassins 10
    Bringers 5
    Djinns 0
    Dragons 9
    Dwarves 2
    Elementals 8
    Golems 8
    Humans 6
    Kobolds 6
    Leviathans 9
    Merfolk 0
    Slivers 8
    Sphinxes 9
    Walls 6
    Wurms 9
    Zombies 7

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