Digital Unmasking!

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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Settle down, boys.

Now, I know that everyone is dying to know, so click here to see the only decent digital pic I have of myself.

See? Told you. ;)

PM me with your proposals of marriage and/or one-night stands.

Thank you.
 
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Almindhra

Guest
Push the reload button...

Oo, he is one hot chicky...And here I thought you were 12...;)
 
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DÛke

Guest
...it's supposed to be a joke Darsh...
I think it's SUPPOSED not to change:)...
AND even if it does change, you think he'll show us his real self? If there's a pic, than it will be a picture of a turtle:)...
 
TomB

TomB

Administrator
Staff member
Nice pic CT. And please, don't mind DUke. He's got a couple people trolling him right now, so he's being especially abrasive to everyone. :)
 
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Bob

Guest
Age: 12
Height: about 5'3
Weight: 120 lbs.
I look: Lazy and fat. Not Orgg or Nano fat, but a big belly.
I am lazy. I can't run 10 feet. I can also barely lift my 4 year old cousin. so, I'm not fit at all.
Mystery stat:2 cm.
 
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DÛke

Guest
No pic CT. And please, don't mind TomB. He's got a couple people [-edit-] him right now, so he's being especially [-edit-] to me. :)
 
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Apollo

Guest
Hm. Not a bad pic, but I'll just keep thinking of you as a big stuffed turtle sitting in front of a keyboard.;)
 
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arachiron

Guest
Well, since hopefully I'll never see anyone of you in real life, (w/ some exceptions) here goes:

5'4''
Curly very unruly dark brown hair (recently chopped off)
tanned skin
some form of semi-athleticism
crummy 8 womens' shoe size

What did you think I looked like? I suppose a flesh eating monster would have been a better description, but then again, I can always turn into one.
 
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Apollo

Guest
In case you're wondering, what I really look like (in my human form, rather than my bird form):

5'9" or so
Dark blonde/light brown hair, though it's always under a cap, so no one ever sees it
Brown Eyes
Size 10 shoe
Athletic (Most of my spare time is spent playing various sports, in leagues or with friends)
In good shape; not extremely muscular, but not at all fat
 
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arachiron

Guest
By "some sort of semi-athletisicm" I mean agreeing to play tennis, swim, and run track as well as other fun forms of torture during the year.

Which brings me to my "other" form:

10'9''
no hair
shocking orange and black scales
muchas fangs
glowing red eyes with purple vertical strips



[Edited by arachiron on 10-28-00 at 10:45 PM]
 
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Duel

Guest
I've got the body of an athlete. I keep it in my closet, right next to the umbrella stand...


Hey, I WAS a stalker once. At least, she thought so.....
 
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Gerode

Guest
Is Golf considered athleticism?

I played football last year, but more or less sucked at it. I used to play baseball, and sucked quite badly at that. I am not skinny, but I do not consider myself fat or overweight. I'm just a big tall guy.
 
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nanokill

Guest
hmmm.......golf might be considered athleticism......well here is one way for you to exersise gerode

[me] puts a miniture disco ball in place of a golf ball and drives it to the green[/me]
 
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Gerode

Guest
[me] hops into the nearest golf cart, drives down the fairway to the Shiny golf ball. [/me]
 
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Duel

Guest
I played football in a rec league for a while. My job was to fall on people, more or less. But I quit playing football when I found something else to use my head for.....

Now, I don't mean to insult football players, but when I played, I only met 2 intelligent football players. Sadly enough, niether of them was me.

Vote Duel for President, and drag America kicking and screaming into the century of the Fruitbat!
 
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Gerode

Guest
I only played one year, but one of my best friends was a 1st-string Varsity lineman last year in our junior high team. He is injured for this season at the high school. :(
There was actually quite a Magic-player population on the junior high team last year. There were 7 gamers on the team, including the person I just mentioned. Needless to say, he was the only one in varsity. ;)
 
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