Digital Unmasking!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DÛke, Oct 13, 2000.

  1. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    Settle down, boys.

    Now, I know that everyone is dying to know, so click here to see the only decent digital pic I have of myself.

    See? Told you. ;)

    PM me with your proposals of marriage and/or one-night stands.

    Thank you.
  2. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    Access forbidden from external hosts, eh? That's real sexy ;)
  3. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    You might have had a taker there, CT! ;)
  4. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Push the reload button...

    Oo, he is one hot chicky...And here I thought you were 12...;)
  5. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    My page doesn't change
    Wuz up wit dat?
  6. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...it's supposed to be a joke Darsh...
    I think it's SUPPOSED not to change:)...
    AND even if it does change, you think he'll show us his real self? If there's a pic, than it will be a picture of a turtle:)...
  7. TomB Administrative Assistant

    Nice pic CT. And please, don't mind DUke. He's got a couple people trolling him right now, so he's being especially abrasive to everyone. :)
  8. Bob Idiot

    Age: 12
    Height: about 5'3
    Weight: 120 lbs.
    I look: Lazy and fat. Not Orgg or Nano fat, but a big belly.
    I am lazy. I can't run 10 feet. I can also barely lift my 4 year old cousin. so, I'm not fit at all.
    Mystery stat:2 cm.
  9. DÛke Memento Mori

    No pic CT. And please, don't mind TomB. He's got a couple people [-edit-] him right now, so he's being especially [-edit-] to me. :)
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    Hm. Not a bad pic, but I'll just keep thinking of you as a big stuffed turtle sitting in front of a keyboard.;)
  11. arachiron New Member

    Well, since hopefully I'll never see anyone of you in real life, (w/ some exceptions) here goes:

    5'4''
    Curly very unruly dark brown hair (recently chopped off)
    tanned skin
    some form of semi-athleticism
    crummy 8 womens' shoe size

    What did you think I looked like? I suppose a flesh eating monster would have been a better description, but then again, I can always turn into one.
  12. Apollo Bird Boy

    In case you're wondering, what I really look like (in my human form, rather than my bird form):

    5'9" or so
    Dark blonde/light brown hair, though it's always under a cap, so no one ever sees it
    Brown Eyes
    Size 10 shoe
    Athletic (Most of my spare time is spent playing various sports, in leagues or with friends)
    In good shape; not extremely muscular, but not at all fat
  13. arachiron New Member

    By "some sort of semi-athletisicm" I mean agreeing to play tennis, swim, and run track as well as other fun forms of torture during the year.

    Which brings me to my "other" form:

    10'9''
    no hair
    shocking orange and black scales
    muchas fangs
    glowing red eyes with purple vertical strips



    [Edited by arachiron on 10-28-00 at 10:45 PM]
  14. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    I've got the body of an athlete. I keep it in my closet, right next to the umbrella stand...


    Hey, I WAS a stalker once. At least, she thought so.....
  15. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    Is Golf considered athleticism?

    I played football last year, but more or less sucked at it. I used to play baseball, and sucked quite badly at that. I am not skinny, but I do not consider myself fat or overweight. I'm just a big tall guy.
  16. nanokill Veteran CPA Member<BR><FONT co

    hmmm.......golf might be considered athleticism......well here is one way for you to exersise gerode

    [me] puts a miniture disco ball in place of a golf ball and drives it to the green[/me]
  17. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    [me] hops into the nearest golf cart, drives down the fairway to the Shiny golf ball. [/me]
  18. Duel Has Less Posts Than Spiderman

    I played football in a rec league for a while. My job was to fall on people, more or less. But I quit playing football when I found something else to use my head for.....

    Now, I don't mean to insult football players, but when I played, I only met 2 intelligent football players. Sadly enough, niether of them was me.

    Vote Duel for President, and drag America kicking and screaming into the century of the Fruitbat!
  19. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    I only played one year, but one of my best friends was a 1st-string Varsity lineman last year in our junior high team. He is injured for this season at the high school. :(
    There was actually quite a Magic-player population on the junior high team last year. There were 7 gamers on the team, including the person I just mentioned. Needless to say, he was the only one in varsity. ;)
  20. Zhaneel Resident Gryphon Queen

    Mini-golf! alright!

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