CPW Brawl

[Ransac]

Prince RXI, you are only disqualified if I say you are, due to a blatant and purposeful disregard to the rules. Stop telling people that they will be disqualified.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[ElGato]

RXI, you seem very fond of declaring other people God Modders at the drop of a hat...


Gato does, in fact, get up. He merely stands there, then says a few words

Gato-Come one, RXI. I'm right here.

 

[Prince RXI]

Sure thing...

*RXI does a high wheel kick to clear room, charges, and delivers a spear to El Gato*





Prince RXI, your turn, kitty

 

[ElGato]

Gladly

As RXI apporaches, the Master of Trick side-spins, then, lifting his leg, delivers an axe kick to the back of RXI's head

 

[Prince RXI]

*As RXI starts to fall to the ground from the Axe Kick, he pulls his arms up to his chest. When he is about 3 inches above the ground, he shoots his arms straight down and pushes off with his feet, causing him to spring his legs up over his head and hit El Gato in the head with his silver booted feet*





Prince RXI, a little rest goes a long way

 

[ElGato]

As the feet fly towards his face, ElGato grabs them by the ankles. With a roar of fury, he pivets, and using the force that RXI had made with his kick, flung him face-first into the ground, still holding his ankles...

 

[CAMDEX]

*As the Zombie WOmbats run wild around the warehouse, CAMDEX launches a weighted chain at Prince RXI*

Think fast!

 

[Prince RXI]

*RXI catches himself again as he is thrown around and twists his body so he El Gato is thrown off balance. Then he quickly twists to the other side and throws El Gato so El Gato loses his grip. RXI quickly slides away just as Camdex's chain hits where he was... but now El Gato is there instead.*





Prince RXI,

 

[ElGato]

As the weighted chain rockected towards ElGato's face, he quickly reached out and grabbed it below the weight. He gives a mighty pull, and CADMEX is pulled, not unlike a yoyo, towards the Master of Tricks. ElGato spins around, and sends CADMEX flying straight into RXI...

 

[Volraths_bane]

**Bane runs in, takes out 5 neft bats with flaming rags wrapped around them and throws them into the battle and runs out cackling like a mad man.**

 

[Prince RXI]

*RXI grabs 2 of the nerf bats out of the air and turns to the approaching Camdex. RXI ducks to the side of Camdex as camdex is about to crash into him. When Camdex passes, RXI swings the 2 bats, one at Camdex's chest, the other at the back of Camdex's knee caps*





Prince RXI, what is this? The El Gato doesn't get hit by anything brawl?

 

[Volraths_bane]

Just remember...those are flaming nerf bats...so they don't do much damage as blunt instruments

 

[Ransac]

Oh yeah, VB?


*Ransac snaps his fingers and 57,000 lead rabbits rain from the heavens, crushing everything in the arena(except for Ransac and VB, of course).*


Oops. Sorry.


Ransac, cpa trash man

 

[Azreal the Soulmaster]

*Azreal storms into the arena, grabs VB and Ransac by their earlobes and pulls them back into their own arena

"you have your own fight to worry about"

*Azreal picks up a lead rabbit

"this might come in handy later"

 

[ElGato]

ElGato grabbs a lead rabbit, and with deft accuracy, nails a guy who was heading for the restrooms in the back of the skull.

Gato-Whee...

 

[CAMDEX]

*Camdex runs around, screaming from the pain of the flaming Nerf bats. HE executes a perfect stop-drop-roll, and the flames are put out*

GRRRRRRR!

*Camdex raises his hands, shudders, and releases at 10-foot tall rabid lion-man, with a snake for a tongue, and tentacles where his arms should be*

Go get RXI, Fluffy! And watch out for the lead rabbits!

 

[Prince RXI]

*Takes one look at "Fluffy" and grabs the amulet around his neck, chanting. When the chanting ends, The arena is fulled with a silver light. After 2 minutes, the light fades, yielding RXI standing on the crest of the long necked head of the Neutral Silver Dragon Guardian, LoreLeDier*

RXI: "Thanks, Guardian."

LoreLeDier: "Your welcome, my little master."

*The Silver Dragon then looks at fluffy*

LoreLeDier: "And I must take my leave."

*With that, LoreLeDier eats Fluffy in one bite. LoreLeDier then vanishes as RXI jumps down, landing on his feet*

Now, Camdex... Feel the pain that you want to give to others!

*At this, Camdex disappears, and reappears wearing a tea dress, sitting at a tea table, drinking Earl De Grey*





Prince RXI, drink up *Takes a cup and has a sip*

 

[CAMDEX]

or so you think, RXI! It's a dementia summoning, after all!

*As the dragon eats Fluffy, it disappears. The Dragon, now confused and hungry, roars and begins stomping around the warehouse, and all the combatants run screaming*

Another dementia summoning!

*CAMDEX shudders, and releases a fire-breathing lion*


What? I like lions!

 

[Prince RXI]

*RXI laughs at Camdex as Camdex is locked in another of RXI's illusions. LoreLeDier had already left and fluffy was already destroyed.*

***Any way, LoreLeDier is a Neutralian Silver Dragon, he does not get hungry actually***

*As Camdex is in horror of the illusionary rampaging Silver Dragon, he creates a Fire-Breathing Lion, which is immediatly shattered to a billion fragments of flame and smoke*





Prince RXI, chuckles to himself silently

 

[CAMDEX]

*Camdex looks around, seeing the big dragon still stomping about. SOmething is different, though...*

Hey that isn't a real dragon... It's Chromium, from Legends!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

*With an unearthly roar, CAMDEX shoots black energy beams all aorund. That proves to be too much of a strain for RXI, and his illusion crumbles*

There you are!

*Camdex flicks another chain out*