CPA Notables 2005 Ceremony

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by orgg, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    National Inquirer then?
  2. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    I can only assume that Ransac is PM'ing the winners with silly questions, but I haven't won any awards this year (although there are still a couple left, I think), so I can't be sure...
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    You would be correct, Oversoul. I imagine you'll have an award or two before it's all over, though.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. DÛke Memento Mori

    Hey, better National Inquirer than "Nightstalkers Inc."
  5. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Hey, you got an issue of that?
  6. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    *Tattoo Sefro graciously accepts the award, which turns out to be a bronzed....notepad. He looks at it and tries to shake his head. "The master ain't gonna be able to eat this. I though the prizes were bags of potato chips and more hot dogs!"*
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    The next award is for the persom who offers you the best deal and doesn't try to rip you off. Always a pleasure to deal with, last year's winner train wins again and is joined by Istanbul as joint winners of Most Fairest Trader.

    And now for one of the most coveted awards. Taking the title away from Ransac last year, this year's dubious honor of Most Likely to Post Naked goes to orgg!
  8. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    *Tattoo Sefro grumbles. "Looks like the master will need to post the pics, as threatened..."*
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac, who had undressed himself during the announcement of the "Most Likely To Post While Naked" award, is ashamed and runs off to cry........ but trips and falls before he gets anywhere.*

    Oh well, it looks like I'm going to have to start clothing myself again.

    *Ransac tosses Theorgg a paper wad, with a question in it, then runs off to the men's room to ask Train and Istanbul another question.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *many pictures of Ransac crying and running away are taken for future blackmail use*
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    And now, we actually have two new winners in these categories from last year! The first is for that person whose the most creative when it comes to deck-building - taking the title away from Rooser, this year's Best Deck Ideas award goes to Istanbul!

    And in turn, this award goes to the guy who seems to always make your deck better! Taking it away from train, this year's Best Deck Advice goes to jorael! Congrats!

    And I still need votes for Best Entrance from Killer Joe, Nightstalkers, and sageridder... I'm gonna post the winner on Monday so get your votes in!
  12. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac asks Istanbul anoter question before he leaves the bathroom, then runs to the wine cellar. since EVERYONE know how much of a drunk joreal is, to ask the other question.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  13. jorael Craptacular!

    *humbly bows* Thank you, thank you all.

    I feel honored.

    (I better check what cool decks I missed in the forums lately. One has a reputation to keep up, you know...)
  14. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    *A pikachu slave throws a saddle and some stirrups on jorael, just to taunt Mr. Centaur man!*

    *Tattoo Sefro watches to see if the little rebellious mouse gets stomped by Mr. Horsey*
  15. EricBess Active Member

    A hush suddently falls across the crowd...

    No wait...Sorry, that was just my tophat falling down over my ears because the brim is slightly torn and it doesn't fit so well anymore.

    EricBess, in a ragged tux, sporting a tattered top-hat and a pair of red and green suspenders stuts into the room (tent), proceeds to the center pole, where he roots around a bit, finds his watch (the glass has cracked significantly and two buttons have popped off and are connected by a spring to the body of the watch), taps it a couple of times, holds it up to his ear, then eventually shrugs and puts it on anyway.

    Having accomplished this, he proceeds to his seat just in front of the stage and sits down next to his wife, "Did I miss anything?" she just stares for a while, then casually stands up and moves to another seat about halfway back.

    EricBess watches her, then settles into his seat and mutters "Fashionably late!! Hmph!"
  16. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    *Unable to resist any longer, Oversoul impales the Pikachu on one of his extensible fingers. He waves the twitching body in front of EricBess.*

    "Now Pikachu is also fashionably late."
  17. orgg Administrator

    *steps up to the podium.

    Thank you all. Right now, I am addressing you without dress-- I indeed belive myself to be the most qualified for this award.

    Also, Tattoo SeFro, I'll get you a hot dog.

    *goes over to the concession stand, gets a large hot dog, and shoves it into the Model's pants where Tattoo Seff is located.

  18. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    "The Orgg is so generous."
  19. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Now for the awards that describes deck types. We have several new winners this year and fortunately this time, no one tied (i.e. got single vote nominations).

    This year's Combo Freak is Gizmo, taking the title away from Oversoul from last year.
    This year's Beatdown Guy is Istanbul.
    And this year's Control Nut is Killer Joe, being the sole survivor from last year to retain the title.

  20. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac runs back to Istanbul and asks him another question. Istanbul promptly decks Ransac, and asks him if he's stalking him. Ransac is then helped by the "Medical Team", who happens to be Gizmo and Killer Joe. Ransac asks them both a question while on the gurney.*

    Ransac, cpa trash man

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