CPA Notables 2003

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  1. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    *would congratulate train, again...if he weren't all petrified*

    *would moon the rest of y'all...if his pants weren't petrified too*

    *in lieu of the colors on the front page...is still stone-like and oblivious to the fact that somebody instead wrote on his forehead with a colored marker*
  2. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    :rolleyes:

    Wasn't me....

    *Colors in Sefro with a giant paint set and sets him in the guest area to dry....*

    "You should be safe there until the brat finds out and fixes your problem... Unless a guest wants to take you home and use you as a coat rack or something."

    ...


    "I did say coat, where's train?"
  3. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    *walks in quietly with a smirk planted on her face...Dressed in some loose jeans and a black shirt...Yup, the same old wackos she remembers in this old place...Leans against a wall and watches the charade go on...*
  4. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    Is it so wrong for me to want some danish right now?
  5. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    * It's actually probably more my fault since I started the nominations late, extended it, and started the actual awards late. I'll be better next year :) *

    Okay, wrapping this up this year. Unfortunately Ferret had to leave for his training, so hopefully he'll see this later.

    This award is to that person who might make it far in the real world, away from this crazy game of Magic. This year's Most Likely to Become Famous in real life is once again DUke! Not sure what to get you this year since you got your music equipment last year, so you just get a plaque :)

    Next is the funny award of the night, and not sure it will give you unpleasant images, but it's for that person who you think likes to post in his birthday suit. That's right, this year's Most Likely to Post Naked winner is train! Must be his inspiration for his brass poles.... he gets a little shopping spree at Men's Wearhouse.

    I didn't get too many votes for this, but fortunately we have a winner. It's for that person who wowed us on his entrance. This year's first winner of Best Entrance is Chaos Turtle! Here's a nice red carpet for you!

    And last, the winner for the CPA King is myself! I get a new Burger King crown! Thanks everyone!"


    For those interested, here is how the votes went. The list of people are those who received ballots, the ones in bold are those who actually voted, those with Y after voted for Best Entrance.

    Apollo Y
    Azreal the Soulmaster
    Chaos Turtle Y
    EricBess Y
    Ferret
    Gerode
    Izaryo Y
    Jigglypuff
    Killer Joe
    Mazzak Y
    Nightstalkers
    Ransac
    Reverend Love
    sageridder
    SeFRo
    Spiderman Y
    Svenmonkey
    TICM
    TomB Y
    train Y

    CPA King

    Ed Sullivan
    orgg
    Spiderman 8
    Svenmonkey
    train 2

    Most Funniest:

    Chaos Turtle
    Ferret
    Mazzak
    Nightstalkers 3
    Ransac
    orgg 2
    train 5

    Most Likely to Win the Pro Tour:

    Capt. Caveman
    Chaos Turtle
    Istanbul 2
    John O'
    Killer Joe
    Rakamir
    Rooser
    train

    Most Spirited:

    Apollo
    Jigglypuff
    Nightstalkers 2
    Ransac
    Spiderman
    Svenmonkey
    TomB
    train 4

    CPA Legend:

    Baron Sengir
    Ed Sullivan
    Hetemti
    Killer Joe
    Mikeymike
    Spiderman 2
    TomB
    Zadok 5

    Most Intelligent:

    Apollo 2
    Chaos Turtle 3
    DUke 2
    EricBess 4
    Istanbul
    train 2

    CPA Oldie But Goodie:

    Ferret 5
    Istanbul 2
    rkoelsch 2
    sageridder
    TomB 3

    Most Friendliest and Helpful:

    EricBess
    Hetemti
    Nightstalkers
    Spiderman 6
    train 3

    Best Sig:

    Bob
    Chaos Turtle
    Istanbul
    Nightstalkers
    NorYtt
    orgg 2
    Spiderman 3
    TomB
    Zero T Katama

    CPA Spammer:

    Nightstalkers 10
    Ransac
    train 3

    Best MTG Mascot:

    13NoVa
    Capt. Caveman
    Chaos Turtle
    Nightstalkers
    orgg 5
    Striking Dragon
    train 2

    Best CPA Writer:

    Apollo
    DUke
    Ferret
    rakso
    Rando 2
    Rooser
    SeFRo 3
    train 2

    Most Outspoken:

    DUke 8
    Nightstalkers
    SeFRo
    Spiderman
    train 2

    Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons:

    Chaos Turtle
    Ed Sullivan
    DUke 5
    EricBess
    Ransac
    SeFRo
    train

    Best Homemade Card Designer:

    Azreal the Soulmaster
    Capt.Caveman
    FoR 3
    Landkiller
    Senori
    Whimsical

    Fairest Trader:

    Chaos Turtle
    orgg
    rkoelsch
    train 3
    Troll

    Best Deck Ideas:

    13NoVa 2
    Capt. Caveman 2
    FoR
    Istanbul
    Jigglypuff
    Mikeymike 2
    Rakamir

    Most Likely to Post While Naked:

    Apollo 2
    Ferret
    Nightstalkers
    orgg
    Rakamir
    Ransac 2
    SeFRo
    Spiderman
    train 3

    Most Helpful with Deck Advice:

    EricBess
    Hetemti
    Istanbul 2
    Mikeymike 3
    Rakamir
    train 3

    Most Likely to be The Combo Freak

    BigBlue 2
    Capt. Caveman
    EricBess
    Istanbul 2
    Killer Joe
    Mr. Pestilence
    Offline
    Rakamir
    Ransac
    rkoelsch

    Most Likely to be The Beatdown Guy

    Azreal the Soulmaster
    orgg
    Rakamir
    Reverend Love 2
    TICM
    train 5

    Most Likely to be The Control Nut

    BigBlue 2
    Hetemti
    Mikeymike
    Rakamir
    Rando
    Rooser 2
    train 3

    Best Entrance

    Chaos Turtle 2
    Jiggylypuff
    Mazzak
    Ms. Ferret
    orgg
    Svenmonkey
    train
  6. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Congratulations to Everyone!!!...

    thank you all for your votes...

    and just to let you know... I'm wearing clothes right now, but that doesn't mean they'll be on the next time I post!!!!!!......


    :eek: :D ;) :cool:

    Ferret - See you in about 6 weeks... if you can find a computer... Take Care!
  7. Notepad Seffy Sefro

    *unfreezes from the Sloppy Shuffle-induced coma*
    *fails to notice the face painting on him, or the coats adorning his horns*
    (horns...huh?...just another side-effect of reading Sloppy Shuffle)

    I got four nominations? Cool! But, um...how in the world did I get nominated for Most Likely to Post While Naked??? :eek: I sorta understand that...but...dang man. I mean, its just WRONG to post naked. Now...judging a Pro Tour naked, so that you have to PAINT on the striped shirt...heh

    Just saying...I'll shut up now.
  8. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Friendly and helpful!!! BAH! I'm going to shove that goody freak into a box for a year if I can get away with it.

    Can you believe we actually agreed to try for that award?

    *Nick shoves the glowing john into a box full of edible packing pellets and attempts to seal that box in a cast of lead, but is thwarted when his fingers fall off and John escapes in a burst of blinding light.*
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac finds it amazing that people actually voted for him this year, even with his lack of posting.*




    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    Wait a second... I am a bird! I don't wear clothes ever! How could I possibly have lost to this lousy Train who talks about nothing but coats all day?

    HELLO?!
  11. train The Wildcard!!!...

    It's actually been a while since I talked about "Coat"... but if you need some - slip me a PM...:D

    "I didn't mean to stir things up... I prefer shaking...":p
  12. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    "And I prefer chicken to goat. Here birdy birdy birdy...."

    *Stalks towards Apollo with a very large bird whacking mallet*

    *confiscates Nick's mallet and teathers him to his floating chair*

    "No attacking the guests Nick. Welcome back Apollo, long time no see. I'm John, the voice of the Nightstalkers, unlike Nick there, I'm the sensible one who was on before he sold his soul and I was trapped inside a bottle for a few months.
  13. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    Hehe.

    Well done everyone. Congrats to the winners and a very big THANKS to my fan. Er, fans.

    Due to my impending move (Tucson, be warned, I descend upon ya) I won't be back on for quite some time, but I have the fondest of memories of my e-friends here.

    Until next time, CPA...

    (not even one vote for "Most Likely to Post While Naked" huh? There's irony for you.);)
  14. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    Tucson? I did a tourney report a while back from outta there. If you'd just go in there and give us an up to date report, I would be greatly appreciated to your work.


    Nightstalker Exterra
  15. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Take care Chaos Turtle and see ya when you get back! :)
  16. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    *A large explosion occurs and blows up half of the warehouse (unless of course it has already been blown up, too lazy to read it all). Nodnarb24 comes staggering in through all the smoke, all dazed and confused, for it has been a long time away.

    Oops, added a few too many sticks of dynamite.

    Looks like I'm a little late for the party. I knew I shouldn't have taken that left after I got my yearly supplies of explosives.

    Anybody want to fill me in on what has happened. As I said before, I'm too lazy to read all the back posts.
  17. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    I don't think I could possibly capture the excitement of this year's CPA notables in one post. You'll have to read it all. If you're too lazy to read it all, hire someone to do it for you and maybe read it out loud to you.
  18. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    I'm selling SeFRo if you wish him to read it for you. Or you could simply trade me a few tons of extradamentional material, and I'd be happy to hand over Habuki.

    *reverses time and the warehouse reverts to its normal state, Spiderman walks upto the podium and begins his opening speech*

    "I might have reversed too far...

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