CPA Notables 2003

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Congrats, Isty! Hope to read about you winning the next Pro Tour event :D

    -Ferret

    "What the heck? You can make a tourney report here..."
  2. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    "Here here! Great job Mikey!"


    *A procession of Serra Avatar's escort Mikeymike back to his seat while showering him with a flourish of kisses*

    "Hey! You weren't that lively when I snagged you from whitey over there before the show..." Mumble Mumble Mumble....
  3. Apollo Bird Boy

    Mikey: take an Orc deck! An Orc deck! They're unstoppable!
  4. mythosx Legendary Creature-Human

    is it too late to join this party...guys? ......guys????
  5. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    Yes.

    Spiderman must be dead or something.
  6. Izaryo Yojimbo

    I'm beginning to think that too:(
    we might have to cast raise dead or reap his grave or something...
  7. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Amid the growing restlessness of the crowd, Spiderman steps back up to the mic.

    "I'm terribly sorry for the delay the past couple days - a family emergency cropped up. But everyone's fine now. As such, I'm going to start speeding these things along in case something else happens (fortunately I'm here tomorrow - Friday)

    The Combo Freak is a tie between BigBlue and Istanbul!

    The Beatdown Guy is train!

    The Control Nut is also train!

    Congratulations!

    Also, start sending in your votes for Best Entrance!"
  8. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Ferret grabs some more confetti and showers it upon the winners (double dose for Train!)

    -Ferret

    "How many is that, Train? Three?"
  9. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Looks up from the casket which was braught out from the CPA catacombs and tries to hide the dissappointed look in his eyes*

    "Guess I'll just have to content myself with reaping everyone elses grave then..."
  10. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    *Claps lightly for BigBlue and Istanbul, then throws two baseballs at train really hard*
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    "All right, all right, off the stage with you, you've got your awards... <Spiderman shoos BigBlue, Isty, and train off the stage>

    Next set of awards:

    This one goes to that member of whom we have fond memories, but is (usually) no longer with us. The CPA Legend for 2003 is Zadok!

    The next goes to the one which uses his noodle the most (or at least gives that impression to the voters ;) ) The Most Intelligent goes to EricBess!

    And last, though similiar to the CPA Legend, this one goes to that crusty old fella (no gals in the running, unfortunately) on the boards, kinda like the Grandfather award from previous years. This year's CPA Oldie But Goodie goes to Ferret!

    Congrats all!"
  12. Izaryo Yojimbo

    *claps hands* very good guys!
  13. orgg Administrator

    *theorgg tears his eyes off of the laptop and gear long enough to give a pair of hardy handclapping to the lucky winners.
  14. train The Wildcard!!!...

    *train - stunned by his nominations and awards high-fives all in his entourage as he heads up to the stage...*

    "I'd like to thank everyone - *suddenly smacked by a baseball* Ouch!!! What the Fizzle!!!!... *sees the ball rolling away from him and tries to re-focus... then again is smacked by a baseball* What the freak is going on!!!... Is there a Cubs fan in the house or what?!!!... Anyway - Thank you all for your votes... I'd like to note that all this came about without BLUE!!!... Death to BLUE!!!... Death to BLUE!!!... Thanks again everyone... Okay Spidey - I'm going I'm going..."

    - Congrats Bigblue and Isty - now if only Isty can use that mad combo skill to win that PT event...

    Bigblue - nothing but love for a Bills fan...

    To Zadok - If this somehow makes it to you... Stop by and see us some time... At least you're a Legend now - that means there can only be one of you in play at a time!!!...
    :p

    To EricBess - Hopefully everything is alright!... Congrats on the award... and umm make some room for other intellectuals on the CPA will ya!...:p

    Ferret - an oldie but goodie... and soon to be gone-y... Hope it all goes well for you!... :cool:
  15. Nightstalkers Creature — Nightstalker

    *Showers the stage with flyers proclaiming Zadok the king of the CPA along with very large marshmallow luckycharms*


    GREAT JOB!
  16. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    <Mazzak clangs a pair of hammers together in congratulation to all the winners, and especially Zadok>

    <Topaz says "meeeeeer">
  17. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    I'll tell Zadok he won CPA legend again.:)
  18. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    Hooray for Zadok - that's two now, isn't it? Nice...

    Good job, Eric. You always make the off-topic discussions fun...

    And wow! I actually won that? Thank you. Thank you very much.

    -Ferret

    "Ms. F says that next year, you can just email the ballot to her and she'll forward it to me :)"
  19. EricBess Active Member

    ...fizzle...fizzle...>>>POP<<< The battery case of the remote pops off and EricBess dissapears from site. Katherine, stunned for a moment, suddenly grabs her own remote and starts punching buttons like mad...."I can't believe his did that again. Stupid projector, never should have let him install that..."

    A slight smell of ozone and another pop and Eric is there again, lounging on a beach chair, drinking fruit juice. He appears startled, "Hey, what's going on....Um, what did you do that for? I don't need to be here, I never win these things."

    "What!!! I won? I do exist?

    "I... don't know what to say. Um, thanks guys."


    ***I've been in Mexico all week. Looks like I made it back just in time to accept this. ***
  20. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Pssst.. EB - did you get the stuff?!...:D :p

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