*The dark portal of the abyss known as the Quando-Fluxic-Hanes/Fruit of the Looms Realm open and the Sphincter of Doom once again terrorizes the citizens of Akron, Ohio. When, lone on a small hill, Ransac is day-dreaming about being a winner for this year's awards. Suddenly, he lets a nice one fly. Normally, this would vanquish any enemy(or friend) within a 50 miles radius. But, the Sphincter of Doom grows larges and laughs at this futile attempt. Ransac notices that a butterfly is flying around and wonders if it will make a good library paste. So, Ransac goes off to catch it. The Sphincter of Doom locates Ransac and gives chase, with Ransac not even aware of this situation. The Sphincter closes in on his long-time nemesis and prepares to engulf him whole. Ransac finally catches the butterfly, eats it, and flatulates in joy. The Sphincter gobbles him up, but explodes due to the Fart of the Butterflies. *
*Meanwhile, at the CPA awards, Ransac pops out of no where dressed in a Penguin suit(no, not a tux, a penguin suit. Like a costume of a penguin) with mic in hand.*
What the? Is it that time of the year again?
Ransac, cpa trash man