CPA Notables 2001

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MrXarvox

Guest
<Xarvox is still waiting for his "Prettiest CPA Member" award.>

I now speak in monotone, because I am bored.

Feel the power.

Lack of luster is a luster in and of itself.

Fear my mad monotone skills.
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
This isn't what I planned, but.....

*Fuzzy shoots Griffith in the back of the head at close range. Fuzzy then writes Griffith's name on his infamous sheet of paper......in BLOOD!!!

EricBess
Spiderman
Multani
Ademis
Griffith

Griffith couldn't be here, so I'll accept this award on his behalf.

Oh, one other thing. Where are the 2001 CPA Notables being held? Are we still in that old, run-down Porno theater?
 
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rkoelsch

Guest
Leaping up behind Fuzzy one slash with my katana removes his gun, hand and all. a quick pirotte to the left and another slash removes the head of the foul offender. I flick my cigar ashes on the remains and say, " I have had enough of this senseless violence and besides you idot, Griffith-se is a girl". Adjusting my tutu around my beer belly I tippy toe out of sight.
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
For succeeding where I am too lazy to try, my congratulations to Griffith_SE. :D

Say... my team has an open spot on it's deckbuilding squad. It's yours if you want it. Just bring your cards and sign this little agreement here...

Chaos Turtle hands Griffy a bound volume of approximately 4,687 pages (give or take).

You needn't bother reading it; it's just a bunch of lawyerspeak. Just sign at the end.

What? No pen? No problem. Blood's fine.

Welcome aboard...
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
You're dead.

Oh wait, you're not. You are now!

*Fuzzy grows back a new hand. He then shoots Rkoelsch at close range in the back of the head. Fuzzy then writes Rkoelsch's name on his little sheet of paper.....in BLOOD!!!

EricBess
Spiderman
Multani
Ademis
Griffith
Rkoelsch

You guys make this too easy.

Oh, almost forgot.

*Fuzzy "accepts" Griffith's award, and takes it to hisTop Secret Hideout (TM)
 
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EricBess

Guest
Originally posted by fuzzy510
...*Fuzzy grows back a new hand...
Click to expand...
Okay, this much I can accept. I mean, everyone has to grow back a new hand every once in a while. But for crying out loud, when did you get your gun back? Let's at least try to keep it realistic here.

Eric pushes a button on his remote control and his robot goes into saute mode, chopping fuzzy into thousands of tiny pieces. He then picks up Fuzzy's note and as much of Fuzzy's blood as is left and finishes off the list...

EricBess
Spiderman
Multani
Ademis
Griffith
Rkoelsch
Fuzzy
 
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Istanbul

Guest
I've been Obliterated before. Notice how it didn't stop me...
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
*Fuzzy comes back together into his old self, except that now he's wearing a tuxedo.

OK, I'll be mildly respectful for the rest of the awards. And that....

*Fuzzy snatches his slip of paper.

...belongs to me. :D
 
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terzarima

Guest
Everybody, this years notables are being held on a floating boat, in the shape of Bill Gates' Head. It was docked when we were in the waiting lounge.
 
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Purple_jester

Guest
...to Griffy. The ideas just keep on coming. And she never cares about how well they'll work, which is to me a very nice trait. :p

By the way, how come fuzzy gets to use his red paintball gun, but my goo-zooka gets confiscated at the front desk? I demand to use my arsenal! My plans of sticking everyone to the stage aren't happening!
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
fuzzy is still in that alternate universe, the one where heros CAN die. Fortunately, the awards are being held in the real world :p

Anyhoo, as Griffy is surrounded by a sea of "well-wishers", all offering to "help" carry her boxes off the stage, the next award is being prepared. A large, shroud covered something is wheeled on the stage.

"The next award goes to that someone who leaves the best "last impression" after his/her posts. That's right, some of you disable it (everyone looks at Hetemti), some abuse it (more people look for Hawaiian Mage), but most keep it witty, short, and memorable. The award for the Best Sig goes to......"

Spiderman looks at the paper, then squints closer. And then turns it upside down and back again.

"Huh. Well, I guess for the second year running, the Best Sig award goes to.... me?!?!"

The shroud is wisked off and massive sculpture of Spidey's hand is revealed, in color. A large button is at the bottom. Curious, Spidey presses it and some webbing "shoots out" (i.e. lights up" with an audio "Thwip!" sound.

"Cool!"
 
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Istanbul

Guest
Er...that's not webbing.

Istanbul hands Spidey a hankey.

I know you're excited, but please...try to contain yourself!
 
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Almindhra

Guest
*covers her virgin eyes and cringes*...icky poo!...thats GROSS!!!......

lol
 
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fuzzy510

Guest
And, no Spidey, I'm not in an alternate universe anymore. I'm actually at the awards.

And do try to contain yourself. :D
 
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Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
LOL, Poor spidey no respect. Oh Yeah Congrats!!!!
 
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