CPA Notables 2001

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Nov 26, 2001.

  1. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Yup. You all adore me. That's right.


    Wait, that didn't sound right.



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  2. Neo_Keo -=[I]=- []2ice |Voodles

    "I'm Gonna be the next Ransac!!" :)


    "Got Trash?"
  3. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac runs to the job listings and it shows that there can be only ONE trash man.*


    And I had it copyrighted, so nyah!


    *Ransac goes to pick up the trash underneath his seats.*



    I do need an assistant, though.


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  4. Multani Treetrunk Guy

    *Multani sits relatively quietly in the audience munching on his pop corn, slurping his slurpy while watching all the antics going on.

    Hmmm...maybe I should crash the party...:D Nah! I'll do that when I!! win an award.
    In the meantime...

    *Multani plucks Apollo out of the sky and keeps him restrained with a Maginoth.

    Hmm...wonder where's Fuzzy....
  5. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    *Fuzzy shoots Multani in the back of the head at close range. Fuzzy writes Multani's name on a slip of paper......in BLOOD!

    EricBess
    Spiderman
    Multani
    Ademis

    Oops, hope they didn't see that last one.
  6. terzarima New Member

    Thank god I was away while all those violent shootings were going on... good thing everythings back to normal again.....
  7. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    *looks at ademis like he's insane*

    (I'll leave it up to you to determine who "he" is in that sentance.)
  8. terzarima New Member

    *Ademis wonders why Zadok is starting at him... then he realizes he left his tight black leather Rickey Martin pants undone...

    Man... leather is so restricting. :D
  9. Chaos Turtle Demiurgic CPA Member, Admin Assistant

    You better look for fuzzy's secret message...and watch your back. ;)
  10. Apollo Bird Boy

    Apollo burns his way free from his imprisonment.

    Hey, what's the big idea? I just wanted a nice perch to watch the awards from, and Spidey's head was just so big and inviting... Besides, it'll be much more convenient and efficient if I don't have to walk back up here for all the awards I win.
  11. fuzzy510 I Don't REALLY Exist

    *Fuzzy510 shoots Ademis in the back of the head at close range. Fuzzy then writes Ademis's name on a sheet of paper.....in BLOOD!!!

    Ignorance is bliss. :D

    EricBess
    Spiderman
    Multani
    Ademis

    Hah! This time I'm not giving a clue to my next victim!

    BTW, is there an award for best Serial Killer?
  12. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    I've noticed that the awards have, well, stopped...
  13. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    It's the weekend, spiderman uses the internet at work so they should be back up on Monday.
  14. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    THAT IS NO EXCUSE!

    Beatings shall ensue.
  15. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    Yah, 'tis a Monday-Friday endevour. :) It being Sunday and all, it gets rather quiet in the Great Meeting Hall Of The CPA.
  16. terzarima New Member

    One day at band camp...

    *Ademis realizes that he's been shot.... but since the bullet's probably lodged somewhere in his brain... so no damage done

    Meh... floopid floripope
  17. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Whaddya mean, "big and inviting"?

    Um, you're not one of those big and hefty guys, are you Isty? Hey, we can just play "punch the shoulder" :D

    Anyways....

    It's a good thing fuzzy is in his own alternate universe. Blood is SO hard to get out of the uphostery and who would carry on the awards? Leaving him to his own devices and trying to get the mental picture of ademis and his undone leather pants out of mind (what is it with this weird fashion? :) ), we move on to:

    Once again a "boop! boop! boop!" is heard as the forklift backs on stage, carrying some more large boxes. Aside from being decorated with Magic images, there's no clue what lies within.

    "Ladies and gents, the next award goes to that creative mind behind many deck postings! That's right, the decks are always interesting to read and don't use too many power cards, but rather concentrate on less-used synergies, combinations, and cards. The Best Deck Ideas Award goes to GRIFFITH_SE!"

    Griffy comes up on stage, nervously approaching the forklift. Hesitantly opening a box, her face beams in delight as it turns out to be a complete set of every Magic set, 4 of a kind, so she can build and tweak any deck that she desires.
  18. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Full...set of four...of each card...

    Istanbul sighs. "Griffy, Griffy, Griffy...I like you. I really do. But now...for four-times-over achieving the goal that I have strived for close to a decade to complete...you must be destroyed."

    "And I must take your cards."

    Istanbul begins to slowly make his way onstage...
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Unfortunately for Isty, a train track was placed on the stairs to the stage and Isty is obliterated by a speeding bullet train.*

    Now, to ask Griff a question.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    *Azreal pushes Ransac down, steals his microphone, and takes a large bite out of it, then hands it back to Ransac

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