Hey, what's the big idea? I just wanted a nice perch to watch the awards from, and Spidey's head was just so big and inviting... Besides, it'll be much more convenient and efficient if I don't have to walk back up here for all the awards I win.
Um, you're not one of those big and hefty guys, are you Isty? Hey, we can just play "punch the shoulder"
Anyways....
It's a good thing fuzzy is in his own alternate universe. Blood is SO hard to get out of the uphostery and who would carry on the awards? Leaving him to his own devices and trying to get the mental picture of ademis and his undone leather pants out of mind (what is it with this weird fashion? ), we move on to:
Once again a "boop! boop! boop!" is heard as the forklift backs on stage, carrying some more large boxes. Aside from being decorated with Magic images, there's no clue what lies within.
"Ladies and gents, the next award goes to that creative mind behind many deck postings! That's right, the decks are always interesting to read and don't use too many power cards, but rather concentrate on less-used synergies, combinations, and cards. The Best Deck Ideas Award goes to GRIFFITH_SE!"
Griffy comes up on stage, nervously approaching the forklift. Hesitantly opening a box, her face beams in delight as it turns out to be a complete set of every Magic set, 4 of a kind, so she can build and tweak any deck that she desires.
Istanbul sighs. "Griffy, Griffy, Griffy...I like you. I really do. But now...for four-times-over achieving the goal that I have strived for close to a decade to complete...you must be destroyed."