CPA Notables 2001

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Nov 26, 2001.

  1. EricBess Active Member

    The doors swing open and Eric Bess walks in wearing a tux. He hands his coat and hat to a lifelike robot butler, who heads back into the lobby.

    "Hey, how's everyone doing? Did I miss anything? Here's my list of votes. Who does that go to?"

    *** Come on, someone has to be fashionably late, right?
  2. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...Ericbess, last year, Chaos Turtle was fashionably late.

    You're not that late though. :)

    Ademis I 307% like inserting "3," "0," and "7" into my sentences. Can't you tell that I enjoy posting 307 times better than without having any 307s by my side? :D

    I command, you...stop your rage against me before your temper reaches 307 degrees.

  3. Gerode Becoming a Lurker Again

    You need to have your post count set to 307! :D

    Where did the Shiny pieces of cardboard go again?
  4. terzarima New Member

    *Ademis' fingers burst into flames as he begins to spontaneously combust....
  5. Killer Joe Active Member

    I particularly liked his recent response to my LifeBurst thread in the deck section: "Shut Up."

    Again, Congrats! :rolleyes:
  6. Gizmo Composite: 1860

    Treat 'em mean to keep 'em keen.
  7. Apollo Bird Boy

    *Apollo squirms out from under Zadok and CT, then flies over and lands in the rafters, where he can conveniently drop bird poop on the winners.

    ...I'd have demanded this award, too, except I haven't been in the deck section in months...
  8. rkoelsch Angel Boy

    Congratulations Gizmo, while I don't always follow your advice(especially the never play plains part) I always listen to what you have to say. As for the rest of you rejects, I would expect better from such a sophisticated and high brow site as the CPA. You should be ashamed.

    *I then adjust the TuTu around my beer belly and leave.
  9. DÛke Memento Mori


    Well, Ademis...maybe you should have won the "flammer" award after all. <pauses and thinks for 307 seconds> Naaah, you 307% couldn't handle such impact...

    ...yet again, I think Istanbul's ego is already big enough...maybe others should practice their "humbleness" around here?

    Let's talk about me, as a humble example. I'm too humble sometimes; did I say "sometimes?" I meant, *all* the time. I'm so humble *all the time* to the point of not knowing what's so great about me: me being the greatest guy to ever inhabit earth the beginning of time; or perhaps I'm the coolest, most intelligent guy you probably can ever come across -- see, I'm too "humble" to submit to either of them. Did I mention I'm the best lookin' guy on Earth -- and wouldn't be surprised if I'm the best of the Universe -- and wouldn't be surprised that I'm the best of God's little creations? No, *of course* I didn't mention those -- I'm too humble...

    I'm just *so* humble...
  10. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    You know, young children sometimes can't spell their names, especially if they're long names.
    But most of them at least use *letters* when they try.
    That's how great you are, D(whatever)ke. :D
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    While Isty and DUke engage in their war of words in an attempt to get a jump on next year's awards, Spiderman *thwips* a web covering to prevent any nasty bird poop dropping from Mr. Bird Boy. He also tried to restore order as people gawk at rkoelsch's idea of "fashion".

    "All right, everyone. Welcome to the awards, EricBess. You didn't get lost or anything, did you?

    The next one is for that someone who people think of fondly. No, not the Sex Kitten or Flirt yet (down boys!). It's the CPA Legend. We have a new winner this year as Ferret is dethroned; the award goes to Zadok!!!"

    As a special surprise, Zadok girlfriend comes out bearing a gold-covered shiny DVD that contains highlights and memories of his time here.
  12. Istanbul Sucker MCs call me sire.

    Oh, an empty DVD?
    Heh. You dress his girlfriend in his collection of Greater Good cards, THEN we'll have a nice surprise for him. (Largely because I doubt he has *that* many...)
  13. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...Zadok. Wow. A living legend. Can't think of anyone better. Except...well...nevermind. ;)
    I believe you have a good point there, Mr. Istanbul -- I am handsomely young aren't I -- like a beautiful child; yet so grown and full of energy and life. Hmmm...see, I don't need to point out how cute I am -- Istanbul can and I believe has already done that for me. I'm too humble to admit all this lush greatness about myself, but I'm glad *elders* like Istanbul recognize my sophisticated qualities. :D

    <Pauses for a bit, wandering about himself>

    I do recognize the charming child within me don't I? :D
  14. Almindhra Magic's Bitch

    Don't you always hate when people try to put the spotlight on themselves when others are being awarded.....

  15. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    Heh I would have expected Sageridder to win:rolleyes:
  16. Zadok001 CPA Founder, Greater Good

    YAY! My wonderful girlfriend! :) (There's only four Greater Goods, Isty, my original four. I don't collect 'em. So she probably wouldn't agree to that.)

    Oooh! I get a prize too? YAY! :D :D

    Wait a minute.

    *Zadok001 looks at Spidey questioningly.*

    I was nominated? How'd that happen? :)
  17. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Spiderman takes time out to clear this up.

    I didn't restrict this category to members who are no longer active so perhaps that was an error on my part. As such, all and every member was eligible and you happened to gain the most votes!
  18. EricBess Active Member

    CPA award???? This isn't the world's greatest judges convention? I didn't think the CPA awards were until November.... Sigh.

    Well, that explains a few things. I was a bit surprised to see Zadok here, after all... ;)

    Well, as long as I'm here, I might as well make myself comfortable <with the snap of his fingers, the robot returns and removes Ransac from his seat on the front row, which I proceed to take>.

    Did I win anything yet? Was I even nominated? When was the judges convention anyway?

    Congrats Zadok, you truely are a legend in your own
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Umm, EricBess, in case you haven't noticed, it is November, almost December.

    Ransac, cpa trash man
  20. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    ademis and fuzzy force EricBess to read the whole thread so his first question is answered.

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