CPA Notable Awards 2004 Ceremony

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Oct 4, 2004.

  1. train The Wildcard!!!...

    *train goes through his tractor routine and accepts his second award of the evening...*


    "Thanks to everyone voting me most helpful and friendliest... I'd also like to congratulate CT on his new Mensa status, Spidey for being the oldie but goodie (wonders how people know how spidey tastes), Mikeymike on the sig - it's always cool, Nightstalkers and Ransac on their tie for spammer! - Now all we need is a SMACKDOWN to break the tie...

    Orgg - congrats on the Mascot (wonders if Orgg knows that his power greater than 2 restriction is temporarily removed), SeFRo - as always a great writer... Isty - outspoken, and rightly so... famous - Duke - hope it's a good famous, and not something I'd see in the post office! ;) and Isty - again congrats for the card designs... maybe WOTC Design should give you a call..."

    *suddenly, again, train remembers the new legend rule and gets back to his seat asap..."
  2. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Starting off this week we have that person who gives the best deal of deals when trading, for the second year in a row, the Fairest Trader is train! Once again the CPA will pick up your shipping and handling tab :)

    Then we have that someone who has the burst of creativity with decks. A new winner for Best Deck Ideas, let's have a round of applause for Rooser! Deck protectors for all of your decks is your prize.

    Congratulations!
  3. Killer Joe Active Member

    Congrats to train! Did I ever mention that I have an authentic IA Counterspell with train's signature? YUP, I do!

    Rooser, congratulations! Can I have all of yer old protectors?
    :D
  4. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Apparently campaigning helped the winner of this next award, because in a close race with last year's winner train, this year's Most Likely To Post Naked is Ransac! C'mon, get some clothes on! Here's some we scrounged up on the streets.

    And in another tight race, Mikeymike of last year's winner must give way to this year's person dispensing the Best Deck Advice, train! Your prize is a weekly column on the front page! Oh wait, maybe that's not such a great prize ;) Well, how about a fake beard and a little mountain top (going with the guru on the mountaintop answering the "meaning of life" theme).

    Congrats!
  5. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Can he answer the question of where this idiot hid my blue cards?

    Overoul's zombie attempts to bite him when he gets to close, but Oversoul jerks away just in time.
  6. Rooser Thread Necromancer

    Hooray for me!:D

    And congrats to everybody else, I suppose.:yawn:

    Sorry I missed it. I've been busy practicing and participating in States, (I know, how very uncasual of me).

    And now to update my sig.....
  7. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac proudly accepts his award in the only appropriate manner for this topic: clad in a brand new, custom-made blue suede suit, decked from head to toe with matching accessories and a girl in each arm. Moments later, Ransac awakens from this fantasy and realizes that he is on stage shaking Spiderman's hand, accepting his award..................... and he's naked. Spiderman screams over and over about how much therapy he'll have to endure, while the mothers in the audience scream how this has permanently scarred their children. Nightstalkers looks on with envy.*


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  8. Killer Joe Active Member

    Ransac & train!!!!!! :D

    Q: Ransac, just answer this question that I put into song form:
    ahem,.........
    sung to the tune of Turkey in the Straw

    "Do your OINKS hang low,
    do they swing from to and fro,
    can you tie them in a knot,
    can you tie them in a bow,
    can you bounce them up and down
    on the freezing cold ground,
    Do your

    OINKS

    Hang

    Low?"

    To train: I LOVE "train tech" like using the evil counterspell QUASH! Ya know, for a BLUE hater, you sho do know yer stuff!
    :p
  9. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    A: Well, they do...... until they hit the freezing cold ground. Then, they get really small and almost concave within themselves.


    *cricket chirp*

    too much info?


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  10. Prince RXI CPA Moon-Boy

    *Turns and looks at each and every member of the audience, pulls out a gun and points it at Ransac. Thinking again and shaking his head, he turns and shoots the clown.*

    *In his best panguin impression*
    "No good to shoot the messanger..."






    Prince RXI, wishes his brother had a little more common sense than a lizard that thinks it is an ant...
  11. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Okay, we're almost done. We're going to do the three Most Likely to be <deck style> all at once.

    Taking away from the train's win from last year, this year's Most Likely to be the Combo Freak is Oversoul!

    train shares his title of Most Likely to be the Beatdown Guy with Gaea'sSaproling and Oversoul!

    And there was no winner for Most Likely to Be the Control Nut; each person nominated was only nominated once. But the people who were nominated are: BigBlue, Exaulted_Leader, Homestar, Istanbul, Killer Joe, Oversoul, rakso, Reverend Love, Rooser, and train (BigBlue and Isty were the winners from last year)

    Congrats everyone!
  12. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Oversoul turns away from the zombie, looking a bit startled at first, and then confused.

    Okay, so I'm likely to be a combo freak. I'm likely to be a beatdown guy. And I'm likely to be a control nut.

    How is all of this supposed to work? I guess I could build a deck that combos out into a situation where it has board control and finishes the opponent off with beatdown. I'd probably use Ring of Ma'Ruf and Echo Chamber with an infinite loop to...

    Oh well, who cares. I won something! :p
  13. Killer Joe Active Member

    I was tied with like 7 other people?

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    Well,...


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    YAAAAAA -HOOOOOOOOOOOEY! I got one stinkin' person to remember to even vote for me!!!!!!!! Hip-Hip-Hooray, What a wonderful day!!! :D
  14. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Well, nine others, actually...

    But one of them was ME and so that means you MUST be awesome! ;)
  15. Rooser Thread Necromancer

    *blushes*

    Well ....... I am a control nut.....
  16. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    poop and a shoop-a-doop.



    Vote Ransac/Monkey 2004.... or you will all die.



    Ransac, cpa trash ma
  17. Oversoul The Tentacled One

    Oversoul bludgeons his rebellious zombie with his awesome new sig.
  18. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Okay, closing out the awards, we have a new category, the Best New Person in the Last Year, and the first winner for it is Oversoul! You get the key to the "special CPA room" :p but can't tell other new future new members what's in there.

    And we only had three votes for Best Entrance, apparently everyone was too busy watching the theater antics than vote on their gamepad voting thingie. So we'll probably drop this next year... but the winners are Chaos Turtle, EricBess and Ransac.

    And last is the CPA King, once again I thank you for your votes as I repeat from last year's win. This crown was getting used to the shape of my head anyway :) )

    Congrats all!


    A final list of the winners:

    CPA King: Spiderman
    Most Funniest: Nightstalkers
    Most Likely to Win the Pro Tour: 13NoVa
    Most Spirited: Homestar
    CPA Legend: train
    Most Intelligent: Chaos Turtle
    Oldie But Goodie: Spiderman
    Most Friendliest & Helpful: train
    Best Sig: Mikeymike & Spiderman
    CPA Spammer: Nightstalkers & Ransac
    MTG Mascot: orgg
    Best Writer: SeFRo
    Most Outspoken: Istanbul
    Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons: DUke
    Best Homemade Card Designer: Istanbul
    Fairest Trader: train
    Best Deck Ideas: Rooser
    Most Likely to Post While Naked: Ransac
    Best Deck Advice: train
    Most Likely to be The Combo Freak: Oversoul
    Most Likely to be The Beatdown Guy: Gaea'sSaproling, Oversoul, train
    Most Likely to be The Control Nut: BigBlue, Exaulted_Leader, Homestar, Istanbul, Killer Joe, Oversoul, rakso, Reverend Love, Rooser, train
    Best New Person In the Last Year: Oversoul
    Best Entrance: EricBess, Ransac

    And if anyone's interested in the actual breakdown of the votes, here it is:

    This is the list of people who were given ballots, the ones in bold actually voted.

    Chaos Turtle
    chris92
    EricBess
    Homestar
    Istanbul
    Killer Joe
    Mikeymike
    mythosx
    Nightstalkers
    NorrYtt
    Oversoul
    Reverend Love
    Rooser
    SeFRo
    Spiderman
    Tabasco
    train

    CPA King

    Chaos Turtle
    Ed Sullivan
    Oversoul
    Spiderman 6
    train 2

    Most Funniest:

    Homestar
    Istanbul
    Mikeymike
    Nightstalkers 3
    Ransac
    Reverend Love/Rooser
    SeFRo
    train 2

    Most Likely to Win the Pro Tour:

    13NoVa 3
    EricBess
    Homestar
    Killer Joe
    Mr. Pestilence
    SeFRo
    Tabasco 2
    train

    Most Spirited:

    Homestar 4
    Nightstalkers
    Oversoul
    SeFRo 3
    train 2

    CPA Legend:

    Chaos Turtle
    Ferret 2
    Rooser
    SeFRo
    Spiderman
    TomB
    train 3
    Whimsical

    Most Intelligent:

    BigBlue
    Chaos Turtle 3
    EricBess 2
    Istanbul
    SeFRo
    Spiderman 2
    Oversoul

    CPA Oldie But Goodie:

    Almindhra
    Istanbul
    Ransac
    sageridder
    Spiderman 3
    TomB
    train
    Yellowjacket (Killer Joe) 2

    Most Friendliest and Helpful:

    EricBess 2
    Mikeymike 2
    Spiderman 2
    train 5

    Best Sig:

    Chaos Turtle
    Istanbul
    Mikeymike 3
    Nightstalkers
    orgg
    Oversoul
    Spiderman 3


    CPA Spammer:

    cigarette dude
    Nightstalkers 3
    Oversoul
    Ransac 3
    train 2

    Best MTG Mascot:

    Mikeymike
    mythosx
    Orgg 4
    Oversoul
    rakso
    Ransac
    Spiderman
    train

    Best CPA Writer:

    Killer Joe 2
    Orgg
    Oversoul
    rakso
    SeFRo 6

    Most Outspoken:

    DUke 2
    Istanbul 3
    f-6
    Oversoul
    Ransac
    SeFRo
    Spiderman
    train

    Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons:

    DUke 3
    EricBess 2
    Homestar
    Ransac
    SeFRo 2
    train

    Best Homemade Card Designer:

    Capt. Caveman 2
    Doombringer
    Istanbul 4
    Rooser
    SeFRo

    Fairest Trader:

    Mikeymike 2
    Nightstalkers
    Reverend Love
    train 5

    Best Deck Ideas:

    Gaea'sSaproling 2
    Mikeymike 2
    Oversoul
    Reverend Love
    Rooser 4

    Most Likely to Post While Naked:

    Apollo
    Nightstalkers
    Orgg
    Oversoul
    Ransac 3
    Reverend Love
    SeFRo 2
    train

    Most Helpful with Deck Advice:

    Mikeymike 3
    NorrYtt
    Reverend Love
    Rooser
    train 4

    Most Likely to be The Combo Freak

    13NoVa
    Exaulted_Leader 2
    Force of Will Smith
    Nightstalkers
    Oversoul 3
    Rooser
    Tabasco

    Most Likely to be The Beatdown Guy

    Exaulted_Leader
    Gaea'sSaproling 2
    Istanbul
    Oversoul 2
    SeFRo
    Tabasco
    train 2


    Most Likely to be The Control Nut

    BigBlue
    Exaulted_Leader
    Homestar
    Istanbul
    Killer Joe
    Oversoul
    rakso
    Reverend Love
    Rooser
    train

    Best New Person In the Last Year:

    chocobo_cid
    Doombringer
    Ephraim
    Gaea's Saproling
    Oversoul 7

    Best Entrance

    EricBess
    Ransac
  19. Killer Joe Active Member

    Thanks to all of you who participated! And congratulations to all winners! :D
  20. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    Wow I was almost voted Most Likely to win the Pro Tour with Soly (13Nova)....:D

    But I lost by 1 vote...:(

    :p :p

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