Cards of the CPA

C

Cateran Emperor

Guest
Woohoo! DUke went into the graveyard from play! Time to put a counter on my Black Market...
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Dang, let's hold a funeral for him.


*Ransac snaps his fingers and everyone is suddenly wearing black*

I love doing that. Anyway, we are gathered here today to bid farewell(spelling error, i think) to a great pers.....um, hmmm, a wonderfu.....hmmm, a person, named Duke.

ALLRIGHT HE WAS COOL, ALLRIGHT? GET OFF MY BACK!

*Ransac runs to the back crying*

Ransac, cpa trash man AND giving a eulogy
 
N

nodnarb24

Guest
[me]throws DÛke's empty coffin into a ditch by the highway.[/me]

The way he would have wanted it.
 
K

K9Archmage

Guest
*K9Archmage steals Ransac's bucket of mud
HAHAHAHHA! Now i can cover him with mud!
OH! THE FUN!

HOipa
 
K

K9Archmage

Guest
If that wasn't mud, then what was it?

K9archmage, confused

Hoipa
 
D

DÛke

Guest
...all...

I'm so, so sorry for what I've caused. I check my email daily, and I happen to find that Apollo had sent me a private message about this “burial”, so I must come here, since I respect Apollo, and I must take his advice like it was coming from a close friend...

Please don’t lay my tomb on a highway! You people no better!

Please, no more private messages; I would like to forget about the Casual Players Alliance. I check my email daily, so I will be able to see if I have a new private message...Only send me a private message if the world is about to collide or something of that spectral nature; otherwise, don't expect a reply. :)

I cannot continue the set, so forgive me. Keep your candles lit though, for sometimes, I promise I'll finish this sucker. I swear with my own blood. ;)

Well, I don't like to run out on you without fashion, since you all are cool and so great, but times change, and one must adapt; so, here's something for you all, exclusively from me and by me:

All good go bad
All glory must fall
It is crazy and fully mad
It is crazy to us all
But it is truth until the very end

Whatever happened, adore you all I did
Forever will I look into the burned past
Forever will wish this would last

Time has come to see the end
Time has come to continue the fall
I must flee for I hear my call

Deeply I’ve fell
Nevertheless
Fare, thee well


[This message was written by me, the Black Beast, using Microsoft Word in order to make sure I do not misspell any word, SO GOD (Ed ;)) HELP ME!]
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
Wow. Well, I wish you the best of luck. Sorry, about nagging for my card. Good-bye.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
A

Azreal the Soulmaster

Guest
um hold on wait just a second....what the hell just happened here?????
 
D

Darsh

Guest
Duke left the CPA, doesn't surprise me at all.
See you later Duke.:)
 
A

Almindhra

Guest
Who?...Me?...No!...I'm not happy about Duke leaving us...See?...Look...*boo hoo hoo*...

Mwhahahahahahahaaa
 
C

Cateran Emperor

Guest
What the deuce!?!?!?!?!

DUke just left, can anyone tell me why? I'm lost here... :confused:
 
A

Apollo

Guest
Whoa... too bad...

Sorry to see you go, DUke. Hope to see you again.
 
F

fuzzy510

Guest
It looks like I will have to carry on Duke's tradition of craziness and irrelevence. Oh wait. That's Ransac.
 
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