Cards of the CPA

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by DÛke, Oct 20, 2000.

  1. terzarima New Member

    Cards of the Cpa, and you missed nodnarbs Cpa membership card? I am ashamed, jeez...

    I, if made at all have to be black and white, there is no other way...
  2. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    When will we finally see these cards?


    Ransac, inquiring why
  3. Ristik New Member

    These cards are hilarious... I want one! Of course, that means I'll have to start posting with some regularity... I'll check back next week when I have a new article and like 50 more posts...
  4. Ristik New Member

    Firestorm, what in the Nine Spheres is that thing in your signature?
  5. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    In another post he said it was a dragon but I can't see it.
  6. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    I AM ABOUT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT OF ANTICIPATION!!!!

    Ransac, the ice cream man
  7. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Don't forget me and the incredible donkeys!
  8. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    I'd prefer green,colorless, or black, or maybe red, or blue, possibly white, oh what the #### you can decide yourself. Well, atleast somebody is making cards besides me and a few others.
  9. Cateran Emperor Passed On

    Duke man, did you forget that this was here or something? Don't make this like Whimsy's delightful yet constantly interrupted story down there.
  10. Volradon Kicking it oldschool

    can u include me in the next set :)
  11. DÛke Memento Mori

    Fine, I didn't know you guys liked this stuff that much! My bad <turns around, sees no one is looking, and whispers to self> "little they know I have over 50 cards made up of them"<chuckles to self>.

    Sorry guys, I'll be adding the cards tonight for sure. Volradon and Cateran Emperor, you'll be on the next 3rd set. The second set is already made up, I can't change it; sorry.
  12. Thallid Ice Cream Man 21sT CeNTuRy sChIZoId MaN

    just wanted to see if anybody was listening



    Can I be in set 7?
  13. Ristik New Member

    Thallid ICM, I'm not sure if Duke will survive seven sets. But don't worry, if he uses post count as importance, you'll show up before me!
  14. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...you're on this very coming up set! Just for saying I wont put you in there. :)
    The set will be posted in about an hour from now.
  15. DÛke Memento Mori

    Some cards were taking out for being "weird" at the momment, and some cards weren't mentioned in the spoiler are added in. Remember, if you're not in here yet, you WILL be, trust me. Enough boring stuff, and here:

    Pie WW
    Enchantment
    Pie comes into play with 8 Pie Piece counters on it.
    At the beginning of each player’s upkeep step, remove
    a Pie Piece counter from Pie and that player gains X life,
    Where X is the amount of Pie Piece counters left on Pie.
    At the beginning of your upkeep step, if Pie doesn’t have any
    Pie Piece counters on it, return back to owner’s hand.
    “**Phyrexian Pie-Eater busts out a boom box, pie, punch, and Hostess Snack cakes** Lets get the party started!” –Phyrexian Pie Eater, from the New Members Forum, replying to the “New Member” MrXarvox.

    Almindhraism 4BR
    Instant
    Each creature gains -3/-3 until end of the turn.
    Destroy all creatures that count as Angels and/or Enchantress.
    “I’m not jealous…just a little evil…” –Almindhra; one of Almindhra’s signatures.

    Dukeism 4UB
    Instant
    Untap and gain control of target creature.
    Gain control of all creatures that count as Angels and/or Enchantress.
    “You ARE jealous…just a little in denial…”–Duke. Just made this thing up, replying to Almindhraism.

    Istanbulism 4UW
    Instant
    Istanbulism was censored due to strong, inappropriate content; maybe next time.
    “Um, the flavor text is also censored to due profanity.” –Hello? The person who said the quote is censored TOO you moron!

    Sleepy UU
    Enchant – Creature
    Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, that creature becomes a 1/1 creature until end of the turn.
    “....Zzzzz” –Sleepy; his Blue nickname; also, what happens to Duke when he’s bored talking to Sleepy;).

    Ristik 1UU
    Instant
    Untap and gain control of target creature unless that creature’s control pays 1.
    “Don’t you think it’s a bit too ‘Rhystic’, sorry, I meant ‘Ristik’?” Duke, making a Ristik
    card just to show that he (Duke) cares.


    I love Purple Girl 4W
    Instant
    Gain 10 life. If you control Blue and Red permanents, set your life total at 20 instead.
    “Why is it when I have the Purple, I feel good? Because I love Purple Girl.” -Duke, desperate.

    Gizmo-nian Wrath 6RB
    Sorcery
    Destroy all non-Land permanents if they are from Invasion
    Destroy all non-Land permanents if they’re not of a “Rare” status.
    “My Side of the Argument: Invasion of the Terrible.” –An Article by Gizmo in the front page of the CPA.

    Lost Phoenix 1RR
    Creature – Phoenix Legend
    Flying
    6: Shuffle Lost Phoenix back into owner’s library. This ability maybe played when Lost Phoenix is in a graveyard. Any player may play this ability.
    3/4
    “Do to popular demand, I'm gonna bring back the old phoenix in my sig (the current one is something I heard on the news, and couldn't resist). But I can't find it! It was in the original Ascii art thread, but I have no clue where it is. After much searching, I must appeal to you guys. Anyone know where it was?
    Sorry to clutter with this, but I just can't find it. Grrr.” –A thread by Apollo in the “Testing Forum & User Requests”, undername: “Searching for the phoenix”.-One of Apollo's boring threads;).


    New Member 4
    Artifact
    Whenever a creature comes to play, choose a color. That creature becomes of the chosen color.
    /begin{nickname speech}
    Ok, here's the deal. I'm your friendly neighborhood nickname guy. See those neat-o little orange nicknames people have under their names? If you Private Message me (see the button at the bottom of this post with 'PM' on it?) with a request for a specific one, I'll give it to ya'.
    /end{nickname speech)” –Zadok’s famous “nickname speech
    ”.

    There! Finally! I have more, I don't have time to type them all in. Hope ya'like:).

    [Edited by DÛke on 11-10-00 at 04:07 PM]
  16. Phyrexian Pie-Eater Veteran CPA Member&lt;BR&gt;&lt;FONT co

    Pretty good so far. One thing...Apollo doesn't have a P/T. How did you manage that?
  17. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Where's my card?


    Ransac, monkey-poo
  18. Ristik New Member

    I like mine. It works really well in my favorite part of the turn, the end step. Plus, it's a blue thing. Thank you, DUke!
  19. Darsh Corrupt CPA Member

    Don't worry Ransac, Duke will make you a card.:) Just give him some time.
  20. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...I have some of the cards for the new set already made; though I will not post them since I don't have a complete set ready (12 cards).

    Here's a "spoiler":

    Spiderman's Edit
    Zadok's Flameback?
    Zadokian Elemental
    Zero Chamber
    Hawaii
    Cateran Emperor
    Nodding Narb

    5 more cards to come up with, and I'll post the set. See ya soon.

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