D
DÛke
Guest
Here's a "gift" for all my fellow CPA members...
Yep, that includes you Almindhra
...
For those who didn't get any "gift", I'm sorry, I have more,
I just posted what I can, I'll post the rest ASAP, I promise.
Duke's Flameback 2BW
Instant
Destroy target attacking creature.
That creature's controler looses X life
and you gain X life, where X is the destroyed
creature's casting cost, power, or toughness.
"You, evil? No. THIS, yes." -Duke
Almindhra's Flameback 2RW
Instant
Deals 5 damage to target attacking creature.
Almindhra's Flameback is colorless, and
can't be countered. Almindhra's Flameback can
target creature's that can't be targeted.
"You're not evil, you're stupid. THIS, is evil!" -Almindhra,
to Duke's Flameback.
Istanbul's Flameback 2UW
Instant
Shuffle target attacking creature back into owner's deck.
Gain life equal to that creature's casting cost, power, and toughness.
"No." Istanbul, to Almindhra's Flameback.
Multani's Flameback 2GW
Instant
You can't play Multani's Flameback unless you're being attacked.
Remove target permenant from the game.
"Yes!" Multani, to Istanbul's Flameback.
TomB's Flameback 2WW
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures.
"Shut, UP! ALL OF YOU!" TomB, to all the Flamebacks.
Zadok's Edit 1U
Enchant - Creature
Enchanted creature becomes of the color(s) and creature type
of your choice. You may choose to switch that creature's power
and toughness. You may choose to change that creature's total
mana cost into any number you want.
"That's me. I'm the 'Pretender.' And just so I 'Pretend' some more,
I think I'll go and edit some random posts...J/K..." Zadok,
responding to Hawiian Mage at the New Members forum.
Nanokill BW
Creature - Nano
Flying
Whenever Nanokill attacks, put a Macho counter on him.
Remove 2 Macho counters from Nanokill, sacrifice Nanokill:
Search your library for a Machokill and put that creature into play
under your control. Shuffle your library.
3/1
"Nanokill isn't as fat as me. he's hefty, like a normal person,
and then he turns sideways...and..." TheOrgg talking about himself,
to Duke, in the Off Topic forum, in the Digital Unmasking thread.
Machokill 2BW
Creature - Macho
Flying
Sacrifice Machokill: Search your library for a Nanokill and put
that creature into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
6/1
"...and...his ass is HUGE--no $#*+. I mean his
back and then there's a bump that sticks out a foot! TheOrgg,
continuing his preach about how Nanokill is fat, in the Off Topic
forum, in the Digital Unmasking thread."
Purple Girl 1RU
Creature - Legendary Legend
All other creatures are colorless.
All other creatures that are Blue and Red gain +1/+1.
RU: Target creature becomes Blue and Red.
1/4
"Blue and Red mix to form Purple...You're Purple now..." -Purple Girl,
taking over the CPA.
Namielus 1W
Creature - Unkown Legend
W,Sacrifice Namielus: Search your deck for a Suleiman card and put it
into into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
1/3
Nice, and nerdy...
Suleiman 1B
Creature - Unknown Legend
B,Sacrifice Suleiman: Search your deck for a Namiels card and put
it into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
Evil, and, um, nerdy, AGAIN...
3/1
CPA's Battle Arena 2
Artifact
2: Each player chooses a creature.
Tap those creatures, and each of them deals
an amount of damage equal to its power to the other.
Any player may play this ability.
Any player may counter this effect by paying 2.
For our next battle, we'll have: Istanbul versus Almindhra...
Almindhra's CPA Notables 4
Artifact
2, Tap: Each player searches his or her deck for a creature card,
and removes it from the game.
Roll a die. If you rolled a:
1, put into play the creature with the lowest toughness.
2, put into play the creature with the lowert casting cost.
3, put into play the creature with the lowert
power.
4, put into play the creature with the highest toughness.
5, put into play the creature with the highest casting cost.
6, put into play the creature with the highest power.
Freaky Bear 1G
Creature - Legendary freaked up bear that just got hit by a truck
1: Freaky Bear becomes Black until end of the turn.
2/2
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My sig!!
It looks as though it has been hit with a truck, poor bear..." Rando,
in the CPA/Magic Issues Forum, in the 'I'm Back!!! Did you miss me?'
thread.
Web Slinger 1GG
Creature - Legendary SpiderMan
Web Slinger can't block creatures without Web counters on them.
Web Slinger can't attack unless opponent's permenants all have Web
counters on them.
GG: Put a Web counter on target permenant.
Remove a Web counter from target permenant: Until end of the turn,
Web Slinger can't be the target of spells or abilities.
6/6
A spider that listens to 70s and/or 80s music AND dances!
Is that the 10th wonder of the world or what?
Dw, Soul meeting its Death WB
Creature - Legendary Freaked up Soul
Flying
When Dw becomes the target of a spell or an ability,
you loose 2 life and that spell's or abilitiy's controler
gains 2 life.
2/3
"I told you I'll take your soul. SLOWLY, but I'll take it..."
-Duke, to Dw.
[Edited by DÛke on 10-27-00 at 10:13 AM]
Yep, that includes you Almindhra
...For those who didn't get any "gift", I'm sorry, I have more,
I just posted what I can, I'll post the rest ASAP, I promise.
Duke's Flameback 2BW
Instant
Destroy target attacking creature.
That creature's controler looses X life
and you gain X life, where X is the destroyed
creature's casting cost, power, or toughness.
"You, evil? No. THIS, yes." -Duke
Almindhra's Flameback 2RW
Instant
Deals 5 damage to target attacking creature.
Almindhra's Flameback is colorless, and
can't be countered. Almindhra's Flameback can
target creature's that can't be targeted.
"You're not evil, you're stupid. THIS, is evil!" -Almindhra,
to Duke's Flameback.
Istanbul's Flameback 2UW
Instant
Shuffle target attacking creature back into owner's deck.
Gain life equal to that creature's casting cost, power, and toughness.
"No." Istanbul, to Almindhra's Flameback.
Multani's Flameback 2GW
Instant
You can't play Multani's Flameback unless you're being attacked.
Remove target permenant from the game.
"Yes!" Multani, to Istanbul's Flameback.
TomB's Flameback 2WW
Instant
Destroy all attacking creatures.
"Shut, UP! ALL OF YOU!" TomB, to all the Flamebacks.
Zadok's Edit 1U
Enchant - Creature
Enchanted creature becomes of the color(s) and creature type
of your choice. You may choose to switch that creature's power
and toughness. You may choose to change that creature's total
mana cost into any number you want.
"That's me. I'm the 'Pretender.' And just so I 'Pretend' some more,
I think I'll go and edit some random posts...J/K..." Zadok,
responding to Hawiian Mage at the New Members forum.
Nanokill BW
Creature - Nano
Flying
Whenever Nanokill attacks, put a Macho counter on him.
Remove 2 Macho counters from Nanokill, sacrifice Nanokill:
Search your library for a Machokill and put that creature into play
under your control. Shuffle your library.
3/1
"Nanokill isn't as fat as me. he's hefty, like a normal person,
and then he turns sideways...and..." TheOrgg talking about himself,
to Duke, in the Off Topic forum, in the Digital Unmasking thread.
Machokill 2BW
Creature - Macho
Flying
Sacrifice Machokill: Search your library for a Nanokill and put
that creature into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
6/1
"...and...his ass is HUGE--no $#*+. I mean his
back and then there's a bump that sticks out a foot! TheOrgg,
continuing his preach about how Nanokill is fat, in the Off Topic
forum, in the Digital Unmasking thread."
Purple Girl 1RU
Creature - Legendary Legend
All other creatures are colorless.
All other creatures that are Blue and Red gain +1/+1.
RU: Target creature becomes Blue and Red.
1/4
"Blue and Red mix to form Purple...You're Purple now..." -Purple Girl,
taking over the CPA.
Namielus 1W
Creature - Unkown Legend
W,Sacrifice Namielus: Search your deck for a Suleiman card and put it
into into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
1/3
Nice, and nerdy...
Suleiman 1B
Creature - Unknown Legend
B,Sacrifice Suleiman: Search your deck for a Namiels card and put
it into play under your control. Shuffle your deck.
Evil, and, um, nerdy, AGAIN...
3/1
CPA's Battle Arena 2
Artifact
2: Each player chooses a creature.
Tap those creatures, and each of them deals
an amount of damage equal to its power to the other.
Any player may play this ability.
Any player may counter this effect by paying 2.
For our next battle, we'll have: Istanbul versus Almindhra...
Almindhra's CPA Notables 4
Artifact
2, Tap: Each player searches his or her deck for a creature card,
and removes it from the game.
Roll a die. If you rolled a:
1, put into play the creature with the lowest toughness.
2, put into play the creature with the lowert casting cost.
3, put into play the creature with the lowert
power.
4, put into play the creature with the highest toughness.
5, put into play the creature with the highest casting cost.
6, put into play the creature with the highest power.
Freaky Bear 1G
Creature - Legendary freaked up bear that just got hit by a truck
1: Freaky Bear becomes Black until end of the turn.
2/2
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My sig!!
It looks as though it has been hit with a truck, poor bear..." Rando,
in the CPA/Magic Issues Forum, in the 'I'm Back!!! Did you miss me?'
thread.
Web Slinger 1GG
Creature - Legendary SpiderMan
Web Slinger can't block creatures without Web counters on them.
Web Slinger can't attack unless opponent's permenants all have Web
counters on them.
GG: Put a Web counter on target permenant.
Remove a Web counter from target permenant: Until end of the turn,
Web Slinger can't be the target of spells or abilities.
6/6
A spider that listens to 70s and/or 80s music AND dances!
Is that the 10th wonder of the world or what?
Dw, Soul meeting its Death WB
Creature - Legendary Freaked up Soul
Flying
When Dw becomes the target of a spell or an ability,
you loose 2 life and that spell's or abilitiy's controler
gains 2 life.
2/3
"I told you I'll take your soul. SLOWLY, but I'll take it..."
-Duke, to Dw.
[Edited by DÛke on 10-27-00 at 10:13 AM]