Cards of the CPA

Discussion in 'Home Made Cards' started by DÛke, Oct 20, 2000.

  1. Apollo Bird Boy

    Lol, those are funny, DUke. Keep 'em coming!
  2. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...I'll be posting one of them tonight.

    Here's the complete spoiler:

    Set 4:
    Zadok's Flameback?
    Zadokian Elemental
    Zero Dawn
    Zero Chamber
    Cateran Emperor
    Nodding Narb
    Hawaiian Wrath
    Private Message
    Spiderman's Edit
    Istanbul's Edit
    TomB's Edit
    Alternate Roles


    Set 5:
    Out of Ideas
    Deadman
    Yawnmoth's Bargain
    Yawn Moth
    Sage Ride
    Steel Nickname Speech
    Riva, Weak-Grip
    In or Out
    Trading
    Land Killer

    And for set 5, there are 2 missing cards; I'll be coming up with them soon.

    Set 4 will be "released" tonight.
  3. Landkiller CPA Menace

    Well, technically, have you released set 3 yet?
    So maybe 4 would...
    Hmmm...this bears further investigation.
  4. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    SEE!!! HE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!!!!!! MY NAME ISN'T IN THE SPOILERS!!!! Either that, or he just doesn't like me. I'm going to pout in the corner now.


    Ransac, crying his eyes out
  5. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...don't be sad, life is crazy, life is mad, don't be afraid. Ransac don't be sad, that's your destiny; the only chance, take it; take it in your hands.

    There, I haven't forgotten about you, I just need more time to get to know you better. All I know about you is that you spam between now and then. If you're not in the spoiler, it only means that it will take a bit of time for me to put you in it. I'm sure you don't want me to create an uncreative card just to "feed" you, right? Let me think some more so I can come up with something you like, ok?

    Here's the set 4:

    Zadok's Flameback? 2WG
    Instant
    Destroy target attacking creature, and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power, and then discard 3 cards.
    "Who in the hell would ever thought that Dave is such a flamer! NOT only that, but flamer: GREATER GOOD STYLE! AGHHHHHHH!" -Shocked CPA members

    Zadokian Elemental 4GG
    Creature - Elemental
    Whenever a creature is put into the graveyard from play, you may draw X cards, where X is that creature's power. If you do, discard 3 cards.
    4/4
    "See the flavor text of the card above..."

    Zero Dawn W
    Enchant - Creature
    Enchanted creatures power becomes 0.
    ";)" -She even winks when she's mad, weird?

    Zero Chambers 0
    Legendary Artifact
    0: Put a creature from your hand into play.
    Put enough -1/-0 counters on that creature so that its power becomes 0. At the end of the turn, remove that creature from the game.
    ";)" -Winkin'it again...oh LORD!

    Cateran Emperor 5BB
    Creature - Mercenary Legend
    6, Tap: Search your library for a Mercenary card and put it into play. Shuffle your library.
    Sacrifice a creature: Cateran Emperor gains +1/-1 and can't be blocked except by Artifact and Black creatures until end of the turn.
    "I heard you have tons of Cateran Overlords, including at least 1 foil one, eh? Well, GET SOME OF THESE NOW!" -A person who is jealous because Cateran Emperor (the member) has so many Cateran Overlords…

    Nodding Narb 4
    Artifact
    All creatures with a Narb counter on them gains +2/+2.
    Tap: Put a Narb counter on target creature you control. You can't use this ability if there are 2 or more Narb counters in play.
    Whenever a creature with a Narb counter on it attacks or blocks, all other creatures with a Narb counters on them attack or block.
    Whenever a creature with a Narb counter leaves play, sacrifice all other creatures with a Narb counter on them.
    "[Insert male name] and [insert female name] are sitting on a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, and then comes bluh, bluh, bluh, bluh, and bluh..." -Nodnarb, making DÛke angry a long time ago.

    Hawaiian Wrath 4UG
    Sorcery
    Destroy all non-Green, non-Blue permanents. Destroy all non-Island, non-Forest lands.
    "Hawaiian Mage misses Hawaii...I guess this is what he might do in order to remind himself of his homeland...It's all blue and green, like Hawaii..." -Duke, having a hard time making a flavor text for Hawaiian Wrath.

    Private Message U
    Enchantment
    As Private Message comes to play, look at the top 10 cards of opponent's library and put them on Private Message in any order. At the beginning of those cards owner, that player may pay 2 to put the top card on Private Message into his or her hand.

    Spiderman's Edit UW
    Instant
    Counter target creature spell unless that spell's caster have you gain 8 life.
    “I’m the coolest editor now…Ed has no idea what he has done!” -Spiderman

    Istanbul's Edit UB
    Instant
    As an additional cost to playing Istanbul's Edit, pay X life. Counter target spell unless its caster pays X. If that spell is countered, remove that spell from the game.
    “?” –Istanbul, in response to Spiderman’s Edit

    TomB's Edit WW
    Instant
    Untap target attacking creature. That creature doesn't deal or receive combat damage this turn. Gain life equal to that creature's power, toughness, and total mana cost.
    “I’m still the coolest…Oh yeah, and Spiderman, I’ll edit your posts if I have to…” –TomB, feeling a bit overconfident, little that he knows that Spiderman and Istanbul are planning to take over the CPA; it all starts as the “so called ‘editors’” gag…

    Alternate Roles 1BW
    Enchantment
    All creatures that are originally White become Black and gain -1/+1.
    All creatures that are originally Black become White and gain +1/-1.
    "I guess this is what happens when Zadok becomes the flamer
    and Duke becomes Mr. Moderator" -[insert member's name]


    There you go :)...
  6. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    lol these cards are funny as hell
  7. nodnarb24 Supreme Overlord/The Rat King

    I like my card
    NODDING NARB!!! NODDING NARB!!! NODDNING NARB!!!

    PS Duke and Ally sitting in a tree... J/K :D
  8. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...that these cards are not "yours", it's not like the "Everyone is a dang Legend" thing from long time ago. I'll make cards that describe the person. Zadok already have 3 cards with his name in the title, so just because I made "Nodding Narb", for example, that doesn't mean that you won't get another card in the future.

    Oh yeah, here's the full spoiler of set 5:
    Out of Ideas
    Deadman
    Yawnmoth's Bargain
    Yawn Moth
    Sage Ride
    Steal Nickname Speech
    Riva, Weak-Grip
    In or Out
    Trading
    Land Killer
    Chaos Turtle, Master Of Them All
    Founder of Rancor

    There...until next time...

    [Edited by DÛke on 11-17-00 at 06:24 PM]
  9. K9Archmage He Might Be Giants

    Hello... I would like to be included in a set, too.
    *Points Pointy-Stick launcher at Duke
    Please?


    Hoipa
  10. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...said everyone will be included in these sets. Just give me a break for a while. I know I seem not of this world, but I'm afraid my mind is of humans'.
  11. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    damned humans always mindin' their own business, just who do they think they are
  12. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...ok, I'll reveal 1 card from set 5. I really like it. It is a "serious" card actually, but it just happens to be called: "Chaos Turtle, Master of All." Here:

    Chaos Turtle, Master of All 3U
    Creature - Chaos Turtle Legend
    Whenever Chaos Turtle becomes tapped, Chaos Turtle gains +1/-1 until end of the turn.
    R: Chaos Turtle gains +1/+0 until end of the turn. Use this ability only if Chaos Turtle is tapped.
    “See what those who wisely recognize my superiority receive?” –Chaos Turtle
    0/4

    I took his flavor text from the CPA/Magic Issues forum, from the "All members are equal?" thread.
    It all makes sense...
  13. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    These are pretty good, DUke, keep it up :)
  14. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    if you need to know more about me, duke, you should see some of my threads in the voting forum and ff-topic, some of which have been really popular.


    Ransac, poo monkey
  15. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...Ok ya'll, this is set 5. Chaos Turtle was already released, he's the promo of this set. The promo for next set (set 6) will Ransac.

    And, set 5:

    Deadman 2B
    Creature - Deadman
    Trample
    As Deadman comes to play, any player may discard any number of cards.
    For each card discarded this way, Deadman comes to play with 2 -1/-1 counters.
    "It's a bird...it's a plane...it's...a...deadman!" -Something similar to Deadman's signature.
    5/5

    Out of Ideas U
    Instant
    Play Out of Ideas only at the begining of your upkeep step.
    If you play Out of Ideas, skip your draw step.
    At the end of the turn, 1 card, and 1 card for each card you drew during
    your main step.
    "Well, I have to add this card to complete a set...this is it." -DÛke, making
    set 5 while running out of ideas.


    Yawnmoth's Bargain 4BB
    Enchantment
    Skip your draw step.
    Pay 1 life: target player puts a card from his or her hand on top of his library.
    At the begining of your upkeep step, you may choose to sacrifice Yawnmoth's Bargain.
    "Who ever said [censored for unknown shuddering, studdering, and something...]" -Someone from MTGnews.

    Yawn Moth 3G
    Creature - Moth
    Flying
    As Yawn Moth comes to play, add GGGG to your mana pool.
    1/1
    "Ahhhhhhhhh!?" -I think Purple Girl said this, but I'm not sure...

    Sage Ride 3U
    Instant
    Search your library for an Artifact, Creature, or Land card and put it into
    play under you control. At the end of the turn, if that permenant is in play,
    return it back to owner's hand.
    "Just read Sageridder's signature..." -DUKe, too lazy to go and copy and then paste Sageridder's signature into this card.

    Steal Nickname Speech UU
    Instant
    Tap target creature. Until end of the turn, that creature looses all of its abilities.
    You may choose to give that creature's abilities to another target creature until end of the turn.
    "What would we do without Apollo?" -DUke, asking the question that will be the 11th wonder of the world...I say "11th" because if you've been following this set, you'll see that the card I made, Spiderman, is the "10th" wonder of the world...

    Riva, Weak-Grip 3R
    Creature - Weakling Knight
    Haste
    As Riva comes to play, any player may sacrifice a land.
    If a land is sacrificied this way, Sacrifice Riva, and sacrifice a land.
    3/3
    "New members suck? WHO sucks now, HUH? HUH? HUH?" -DÛke, being a smart a$$.

    In or Out 2WW
    Enchantment
    All creatures with with LogOut counter on them can't attack, block, or
    use any abilities requiring activiasion costs.
    Whenever a creature gains a LogIn counter, remove all counters from that creature.
    2: Put a LogIn, or LogOut counter on target creature. Any player may play
    this ability, but only when that player is able to play a sorcery.
    "If you're not in the CPA, you're nowhere else...AND NO, MTGnews does NOT count" -DÛke

    Trading XUU
    Instant
    Choose target player. You and that player untap X permenants you control.
    Exchange control of these permenants.
    "No one said you'll be satisfied..." -A guy who rips people off. (Istanbul)

    Landkiller 2RU
    Instant
    Tap all lands target player controls.
    That player sacrifices a land.
    "I can't think of a flavor text..." -DUke

    Founder of Rancor 3GG
    Creature - ?????
    Trample
    When Found of Rancor is put into the graveyard from play, put a creature
    token into play under owner's control. Treat that token as a 2/2 Whie creature
    that counts as a ShadyMilkMan. ShadyMildMan has "If ShadyMilkMan is put into the graveyard
    from play, put a creature token into play under owner's control. Treat that token as a 1/1
    Blue creature that counts as a Magic Jackal.".
    3/3
    "Ok, FoR, ShadyMilkMan, and Magic Jackal...ANY others we need to be informed of?" -DÛke, considering this card the
    promo of set 5.


    There. :)
  16. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Somehow I missed that part about me being the 10th Wonder... :D
  17. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...there will be 3 Ransac cards on set 6:

    Ransac, The Meaningless
    Ransac, Village Idiot
    Ransac, Deck Maker

    Ransac, Deck Maker will be the promo of this set. Chaos Turtle was the promo of the last set.

    There, happy Ransac?
  18. Rando Freaky Bear

    I want another one.
  19. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Wow, I get THREE cards? awesome? AND I'm the PROMO, too? This set will be sweet!



    Ransac, wondering wow he can buy these cards to play with, himself
  20. DÛke Memento Mori

    ...

    New Wonders of the World
    This card is for me (DÛke), Apollo, and Spiderman.
    Sleepy, Sleep Charmer
    This is strictly for Sleepy.
    Dawn, Avenging Angel
    This is especially for Dawn (Zero).
    Chaos' Wrath
    Who? Chaos Turtle.
    Demand for Rulership
    Again, Chaos Turtle.

    Rando, I'll make you some more cards in future sets, don't worry.

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