2002 CPA Notable Awards

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Jigglypuff

Guest
* Jigglypuff takes out his microphone and addresses the large free-for-all game. *

The Rites of Initiation/Anger/Basking Rootwalla first-turn kill does not work! Just accept it!

* Puts away the microphone and goes back to sleep in his Pokeball. *

(- Steve -)
 
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train

Guest
Congrats Gizmo!!!!


Train then accidentally spills a bag of Coat all over the cards in question...

A sudden phone call from the WOTC rules-team comes in on Train's cell phone... There is an over-ruling!!!

The Rites of Initiation/Anger/Basking Rootwalla first-turn kill does work! WOTC said so!!!

(Train smiles a devilish smile knowing that the WOTC rules team is high on Coat and under his influence!!! He chuckles as EricBess and Jigglypuff seem totally stunned that they'd make such a ruling!):eek: :cool:
 
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EricBess

Guest
Stunned by anything that WotC customer support would rule? I don't think so. They employ nothing but level 3 judges...of Pokemon.

"Um...JP, train, we're just trying to determine if a land has been played or not this turn. Nobody's playing red..."
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
Oh. It was hard to tell from over here. I needed a telescope just to see the table.

(- Steve -)
 
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train

Guest
*Train blushes and shy-s back to his seat hoping no one discovers that he had gotten the WOTC rules team high on Coat all for such a neat combo... As he goes back to his seat, he sees Almindhra and smiles in remembrance of the time she hit on him...*;)
 
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rkoelsch

Guest
Turns to Jigglypuff, " You know, it is easy to see why Mindy is always hitting on train. He is just her type, they have so many common traits, sex, drugs and rock n roll, you know youth... oh wait, you are still a pup yourself. Well Nevermind."
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
Stop making me feel bad or I'll get my Pokemon friends. You don't need to remind me that I can't get dates at all.

(- Steve -)
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac runs up to Gizmo to asks him a random question. Ransac then runs up to the microphone and says...*


VIAGRA DOES WORK!!!!!!!!! THE WOTC Said........so......?


*The room goes silent, all eyes on Ransac. Ransac slunks away.*



Slunk!


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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train

Guest
Since the CPA awards are the biggest deal going in the forums right now, besides by 5 for 1 bags Coat deal, I shall make this announcement here...
*Train rushes to the stage and swipes the mic before Spidey can get it back...*

This is my 1,000th Post!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, Thank you very much!!!!

Now, since the 500th was a serious post, this one shall be also...

I really would like to tell you all how much I enjoy this site... As you can tell, when not with the family, this is the place I spend most of my time....

To everyone who moderates the forums, and the admins of this site - You All are doing a great job!!!...

To everyone I have addicted to Coat - I'm Sorry... well, not really, you're all a good source of income...

To Almindhra, dare I, Mindy... Thanks for the memories!!!...

To everyone I've traded with, Thanks for being great and fair traders!!!

To everyone I've argued with in Political Discussions - That's what that forum is for!!!

And last, but never, least, to the Elvish Ranger(female version), I miss you, I'm sorry I let Almindhra hit on me... please come back!!!

*Homeland Security Agents drop in on rapelling ropes to take Train back to the asylum... he struggles, but it is to no avail... as they drag him behind the curtains, the *pop* of a latex glove can be heard and then screams from Train sending chills down everyone's back!!!...*:eek:
 
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Ransac

CPA Trash Man
I'd have to say that a 1000 post count in a span of Aug-Nov is quite impressive. It darn took me a year to get my 1000th post.




Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
I'd agree. Hey, when are you going to post more of Ransac's questions in the Rules forum? I need to show off some more.

(- Steve -)
 
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theorgg

Guest
*theorgg, distracted by the puzzling announcement about the Rootwalla and thinking who could be a big enough idiot to try it, doesn't notice the Coat being spillt on the game-in-progressional chaos. Noticing Apollo now has several sixteenth-inch granuals of somthing on many of his creatures, he stoops closer to better read what could have made the counters... unfortunatly, the Coat crystals become entrapped in some of the air currents rising tward his nose, and after two nose-itching sniffs, a gigantic sneeze rips through the Chaos game, enswirling Shiro into a medium sized tornado of Coat and former Permanants. About to crap his breechcloth in panic, *theorgg says "o.k... I've lost. I'm gonna cheat a bit... Consider me to have lost!" as he goes through his deck, pulls out four mountains he splashed, and plays the Thieves' Auction from his hand.

Alright, situation rectified. Let's find all the permanants, and now Apollo loves... errr... and now Apollo hates me.

*Apollo glares at the downward turnwise Orgg, who, thanks to Thieves' Auction, is tapped out for a while.
 
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Shiro, Time Devourer

Guest
Shiro still manages to stay face-down, by some miracle. Miranda, still high on a less narcotic substance, divebombs the whole mess with a resounding "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" ^_^ and fiery trails.
Captain Shizuka comes into the area and names Red, so everyone doesn't get burnt by the hasted, sugar-fueled Starlet.
 
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train

Guest
Actually, Puff, since Onslaught has come out I'm looking into a few deeper rules situations... However, it is hard to not repeat yourself when creating new rules questions, but, don't worry - you can show off soon enough!!!...;)

One of these days the forum will again be bombarded with about 10-12 questions!!!...:eek: :cool:
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
Cool, I somehow won fairest trader! I guess the people involved in my Decemeber debacle didn't vote :rolleyes:.

Thanks to those who voted for me, and congrats to all the winners out there.
 
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Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
What, the December 2002 debacle? Well, the category was for fairest trader, not the most on-time trader :p
 
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Jigglypuff

Guest
What December 2002 debacle? Can you see the future, Spidey? I might have to avoid trading with you over the next two months, Mikey. Gotta protect myself. :D

Although I remember a December 2001 debacle fairly well...

(- Steve -)
 
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Mikeymike

Guest
Oh yes, the 2001 December debacle. I was going to refer to it as the 'Black December' but since that tag has been taken I'll refer to it as the 'Colorless December' in honor of the game.

Thanks rkoelsch! Speaking of trading, I'm in the middle of a list update. Not done yet, but I did put some juicy Onslaught stuff on there.
 
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