Okay, In honor of a monumental event during this year's CPA Notables Awards, I would like to Award an honor not on the list of voting options...
On behalf of all the Coat dealers of America, all the crooked FBI and Homeland Security Agents, and all the Elvish Ranger Cheerleader friends, To Our MC, for being the first to have a youngin' during the Annual Ceremony. We would like to award you with the "CPA's Coolest Thing to Happen During the Administering of the CPA Notables Awards Award"...
Such moumental timing has occurred to bring forth Zephyr into the world during the CPA's most treasured time...
For achieving such an accomplishment you win a lifetime supply of Gerber Weenies, Huggies Pampers, Osh Kosh clothing and Sear's Portrait Studios Specials. So your youngin won't go hungry, naked, and so you'll have plenty of portraits for that family album... Again Congratulations Spidey and Mrs. Web-Slinger!!!... And Welcome Zephyr!!!...