2002 CPA Notable Awards

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Spiderman, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. Spiderman CPA Man in Tights, Dopey Administrative Assistant

    Sorry about the sudden absence, the awards will continue the week after Thanksgiving when I get back to work.

    In the meantime, carry on with your diversion... :)
  2. Tabasco DDR Fanatic

    ....and realizes he should have been more active to deserve an award

    BTW: congats Mikey, Rkoelsch and all o well maybe next year.
  3. Apollo Bird Boy

    Apollo pulls out his Apollo, Durdan Phoenix deck.

    What are you talking about? Of course it's real! Look, I have 4 of them! ...So what if they look like they came out of my printer? They're revised!
  4. Ferret CPA Founder, Slacker

    No, Mindy that was not me...I may be a bit sneaky most of the time, but I don't believe in being mean...

    -Ferret

    "...at least, not w/o provication ;)"
  5. train The Wildcard!!!...

    That was my codename when I worked for the FBI: Nicol Bolas...

    I haven't forgotten you either Mindy!!!...

    *Winks and then cowers awaiting the usual beating he gets from Mindy... though she abuses him, he just can't find enough reason to leave her...*

    :p

    You all are already behind... there are 80,000 squirrels on the table and a coat of arms...

    What's that... meddling mages naming every conceivable mass-creature-burial spell has already been played... you guys are hurting!!!...
  6. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    Mazzak plays Fog and then flings 70,000 mountains at train.
  7. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    thats okay train I congregate 4 times, plus my playset of soul wardens was on the table when you played the 80k squirrels.

    I disenchant the coats then play shahrazad.....muaahahahaha!
  8. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    Ha ha! This DAY IS MINE!!!!!!!!


    *Ransac plays a mountain and a Dwarven Pony.*


    Why did I pick this deck?



    Ransac, cpa trash man
  9. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Train casts a Taste of Paradise for 69996 life... So Mazzak effectively hits him for 4...

    Train looks at his deck, in the new Shahrazad game and plays a...

    forest...

    Take that Dwarven Pony!!!...

    ;)
  10. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    mazzak then cycles his land through his groundskeeper again for an additional 900,000,000,000,000,000,0001 damage
  11. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    all done to the DWARVEN PONY!!!
  12. theorgg Slob

    *theorgg casts WRATH OF COIN!

    *theorgg flips a coin, and all creatures with power less than four DIE!

    Oops... dead pony...

    Killed by a coin!
  13. train The Wildcard!!!...

    A coin... A coin killed the Pony...

    We now bow to the superior Coin gods for making the forest inferior to the coin...

    Reverse Damage... Yeah Birds!!!...

    Me have lots of lifey!!!....:cool:
  14. Azreal the Soulmaster Sorrow's Rhapsody

    Chaos Confetti!

    *Azreal rips the card into thousands of pieces and throws them up into the air, everything is destroyed.
  15. Ransac CPA Trash Man

    *Ransac plays a swamp and casts terminate on theorgg(the member, not the card).*


    Hah!


    Ransac, cpa trash man
  16. theorgg Slob

    Mage's Contest, SACMAN!

    BID For LIFE!
  17. train The Wildcard!!!...

    Okay, In honor of a monumental event during this year's CPA Notables Awards, I would like to Award an honor not on the list of voting options...

    On behalf of all the Coat dealers of America, all the crooked FBI and Homeland Security Agents, and all the Elvish Ranger Cheerleader friends, To Our MC, for being the first to have a youngin' during the Annual Ceremony. We would like to award you with the "CPA's Coolest Thing to Happen During the Administering of the CPA Notables Awards Award"...

    Such moumental timing has occurred to bring forth Zephyr into the world during the CPA's most treasured time...

    For achieving such an accomplishment you win a lifetime supply of Gerber Weenies, Huggies Pampers, Osh Kosh clothing and Sear's Portrait Studios Specials. So your youngin won't go hungry, naked, and so you'll have plenty of portraits for that family album... Again Congratulations Spidey and Mrs. Web-Slinger!!!... And Welcome Zephyr!!!...
  18. Svenmonkey Pants Chancellor

    Wow. I just read that without having looked at those above it, and my brain almost escaped my head.
  19. train The Wildcard!!!...

    As such - another side effect of Coat use!!!...;)
  20. Mazzak Stylemongering Protodeity

    Mazzak then sends soaring another 63,976,341,988,252 damage spread evenly among all the players with a huge number of recycled mountains.


    Groundskeeper is awesome...

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