2002 CPA Notable Awards

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
NO!!!! TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR ME TO PM AND NO TIME TO DO SO!!!!!!


List for later:
DUke
Almindhra
Apollo
Chaos Turtle


okay.


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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train

Guest
And Mindy, all I can say is that it already looks like your and train are a shoo-in for this award same time next year

Not How...

Not Why...

Not even Where...

All that matters is she hit on me!!!...;) :eek: :D

Fizzle!!!...
 
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Thallid Ice Cream Man

Guest
Maybe I should bring that funky ASCII thing out of retirement before we vote for "Best SIG" again...

Oh well, congratulations.!.
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
"This next award is rather wacky and hopefully won't put too many odd images in your mind :) I'm not sure why he keeps winning ;) but for the second year in a row, the CPA Member Most Likely to Post Naked is APOLLO!"{
 
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WickedBoy6

Guest
*Running into the ceremony, scrambling to put his jacket on, he looks around for an empty seat.*

"...darn me & my lateness-to-join. I probably already missed the complimentary..."

*Hearing Spiderman give out the Award to Apollo, he stands there motionless, wondering if he came to the right ceremony*
 
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theorgg

Guest
AAARRRGGGH!!

Well, I guess that's the penalty for having an online-persona and a non-online persona.

Whether I'm dressed for Siberia or Posting "AWE Naterale," people will always think of me as a giant beast swilling soda with a large hand, with two small hands typing on the keyboard, and another large hand sitting on a jumbo-sized mouse(at least, according to K9-Archmage, who I met once in the Chatroom).

I'd like to make somthing perfectly clear, for mabe it will reveal the truth next year: I post nekkid. Ever since I moved out to college, I post Nekkid! BWAAA HAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA! LEVERAGE!

BWAAAHAAAHAAHAAhaaaahaaaa haa.. huh...
*theorgg hears crickets chirping, as people knows what his face looks like, and their brains shut down as he began ranting.
 
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Apollo

Guest
I won! Not only that, but I won twice! Twice! WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!

First of all, I'd like to thank the ever-beautiful and intelligent Griffy and Whimsical, as they are responsible for my current sig. Second, I'd like to thank my parents, who bought me a brand-new plush chair, because frankly the cold metal of my old chair was verrry uncomfortable when I posted au naturel. And third, I'd like to thank Almindhra, who gives me the inspiration to post naked every day... without you, this award would not be possible. ;)
 
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Svenmonkey

Guest
Stop winning things, Apollo! I'll clip those wings if I have to!
 
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train

Guest
*Train watching Apollo receiving his award notices that Apollo is not wearing any clothes now either!!...*

Oh my GAUD!!!... Look at him, he's not wearing any clothes!!! You can see his *Fizzle!...*...

Wait a minute...

*Train realizes birds don't necessarily wear clothes... then slides back down into his seat...*

Congrats Apollo...

And umm... Sven - would you wait for Apollo to get dressed before clipping his wings?... :eek: ;)
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
I didn't know I won something else! Totally unexpected!

Best sig even!

Now that means something (especially since I tied with the cute birdie-thingie ;)). Thanks, you guys! :)

(sorry I didn't have time to come up with some cool roleplay-type thing for y'all...I'm making myself late for work as it is...

for what it's worth, by the way, I am posting naked)


Thanks again!
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Hmm. Looks like that was a favorite category and people are already getting a jump for next year ;)

"This next award goes to that person who people think will go on to bigger (although not necessarily better ;) ) things. Taking the award away from DUke, this year's Most Likey to Become Famous for Non-Magic Reasons is RANSAC!"
 
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train

Guest
Yeah Ransac!!!...

I didn't think the FBI's most wanted Random Hitman would count, but I guess it fits the category!...:p

Congrats!!!...
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac, just coming back from the bathroom(which is why he hasn't pmed those people yet, hears that he has won yet another award.*


WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!! I LOSE ONE, I GAIN ONE! I LOSE ONE, I GAIN ONE!!!!!!!


*Meanwhile, the FBI finally finds Ransac.*


Ransac, cpa trash man
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Note: I am dropping the CPA Buddies category as there wasn't any clear winner; only six people gave nominees and they were all unique (pretty much)

The spotlights start waving wildly as Spidey says, "And now, what you've all been waiting for, the final pair who will rule you for the next year, this year's CPA King & Queen is SPIDERMAN and ALMINDHRA! We will bestow one boon a day and require a tribute of..."

With a screeching cry, Apollo flies over and dive bombs Spidey. Hastily spinning a web-shield, he ducks out of sight off-stage. Almindhra merely grins and lifts her arms in triumph at the third year running as she is left alone on the stage and the spotlights center on her. train bounds up and kneels in front of her. "I am at your service, my Queen".

A voice comes over the loudspeaker. "Please vacate the premises in an orderly fashion. Don't push or shove. Walk, don't run..." as the loudspeaker is pelted with debris.

The revelry continues until it's, well, over :D
 

Spiderman

Administrator
Staff member
Here's the summary of who won and how the voting went. Bold in the voting list means those people actually voted of those who were given ballots.

Winners from 2002:

CPA King & Queen: Spidey & Almindhra
Most Funniest: Ransac
Most Likely to Win the Pro Tour: Gizmo
Most Spirited: Ransac
CPA Rivals: DUke & Almindhra
Best Artist: Griffith_se
CPA Legend: Zadok001
Most Intelligent: Chaos Turtle
Best Flamer: Istanbul
CPA Granddad and Grandmom: Ferret and Almindhra
Most Friendliest and Helpful: Spiderman
CPA Buddies: NA
Best Sig: Apollo & Chaos Turtle
CPA Sex Kitten: Purple_Jester
CPA Spammer: train
Best MTG Mascot: theorgg
CPA Flirt: Almindhra
Best CPA Writer: SeFRo
Most Outspoken: Ferret
Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons: Ransac
Best Homemade Card Designer: FoR
Fairest Trader: Mikeymike
Best Deck Ideas: rkoelsch
Most Likely to Post While Naked: Apollo
CPA Iron Man (the person who seems to ALWAYS be on the boards): Spiderman
Most Helpful with Deck Advice: Mikeymike

List of people given ballots (bold means they voted)

ademis22
Almindhra
Apollo
Azreal the Soulmaster
Bob
CAMDEX
Chaos Turtle
EricBess
Ferret
Istanbul
Jigglypuff
Lotus Mox
Mikeymike
MrXarvox
nodnarb24
NorrYtt
Purple_jester
Ransac
rkoelsch
sageridder
Spiderman
Svenmonkey
Thallid Ice Cream Man
theorgg
TomB
train
Zero T Katama

Categories:

CPA King

Chaos Turtle
Ferret
Jigglypuff
rkoelsch
Spiderman 9
theorgg
TomB
train
Zadok

CPAQueen:

Almindhra 7
MrXarvox 2
Purple Jester 3
theorgg in drag/wearing a brazier

Most Funniest:

ademis22
MrXarvox 2
Ransac 6
Svenmonkey
Thallid Ice Cream Man 3
train
Whimsical

Most Likely to Win the Pro Tour:

EricBess 2
Gizmo 4
John O' 2
Mikeymike
train 2
Yellowjacket
Zadok

Most Spirited:

Apollo
Ferret
MrXarvox
Ransac 6
Spiderman
Thallid Ice Cream Man
train 3

CPA Rivals (2 people only):

DUke and Almindhra 4
Istanbul and Gizmo
Wonka and anyone
DUke and arhar 2
Gizmo and anyone
Gizmo and arhar
Gizmo & Ura

Best Artist:

Griffith_se 4
MrXarvox 2
Nightstalkers
SeFRo
Spiderman

CPA Legend:

Baron Sengir 2
DUke 2
Ed Sullivan 2
Ferret 2
Mundungu
Spiderman
Zadok 5

Most Intelligent:

Chaos Turtle 7
EricBess
Ferret
Mikeymike
sageridder
SeFRo
Ura 2

Best Flamer:

Gizmo 2
Istanbul 5
Svenmonkey

CPA Granddad

Chaos Turtle
Dune Echo
Ferret 4
rkoelsch 2
TomB 2
Yellowjacket 3
Zadok

CPA Grandmom:

Almindhra 5
Mrs. Ferret
Griffith_se
Purple Jester
Spiderman
Whimsical
Yellowjacket in drag

Most Friendliest and Helpful:

Apollo
EricBess 2
Jigglypuff
Lotus Mox
sageridder
Spiderman 9

CPA Buddies (2 people):

Spiderman & anyone
Almindhra & DUke
Svenmonkey & MrXarvox
Spiderman & Chaos Turtle
Duke & Darsh
Mikeymike & rkoelsch

Best Sig:

Apollo 3
Chaos Turtle 3
Ferret
Gerode
Hawaiian Mage
MrXarvox
Spiderman 2
theorgg 2
Ura

CPA Sex Kitten:

Almindhra 2
Apollo
Purple Jester 4
Rando
theorgg
Whimsical 2

CPA Spammer:

MrXarvox 2
Ransac 3
Svenmonkey
train 8

Best MTG Mascot:

Apollo 3
Jigglypuff 2
Mikeymike
theorgg 5
TomB 2

CPA Flirt:

Almindhra 3
Apollo 2
Chaos Turtle
DUke 2
Jigglypuff 2

Best CPA Writer:

Mikeymike 2
rakso
Rando
SeFRo 4
theorgg 2
Zadok

Most Outspoken:

arhar
DUke
Ferret 3
Gizmo
Istanbul 2
Sammy Dead-O
Svenmonkey
train 2

Most Likely to Become Famous for non-Magic reasons:

Almindhra
Apollo
arhar
Bob
Ed Sullivan
DUke 2
Mikeymike
Ransac 5

Best Homemade Card Designer:

FoR 5
Shiro, Time Devourer 2
Thallid Ice Cream Man 3

Fairest Trader:

Istanbul
Mikeymike 2
NorrYtt
rkoelsch

Best Deck Ideas:

Almindhra
Capt. Caveman
Griffith_se
Jigglypuff 2
Mikeymike 2
rkoelsch 3
Thallid Ice Cream Man

Most Likely to Post While Naked:

Apollo 7
Chaos Turtle 3
nodnarb
Ransac
theorgg
train

CPA Iron Man (the person who seems to ALWAYS be on the boards):

Spiderman 12
train 3

Most Helpful with Deck Advice:

BigBlue
Lotus Mox
Mikeymike 4
train
 

Ransac

CPA Trash Man
*Ransac grabs his three, yes three, awards and hastily tries to pm the others with a random question, but falls on his face.8


Ransac, cpa trash man
 
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EricBess

Guest
What? It's over? But it can't be, the building is still standing!

Well, congrats to everyone that won awards.
 
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rkoelsch

Guest
Running in from the lobby, " Oh yeah, now I remember what I was going to say. Just thought I would let you know, I saw a timer amongst nobnarb's various weaponry." Quickly turn around and runback out of the building.
 
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Chaos Turtle

Guest
Some of those votes were kinda...weird... :p

Looks like my ballot went into the Abyss... :eek:
 
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