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    Super-CPA-Stardom

    All of the winners have already been PMed with their accomplishment Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Club of Superior Madness

    After reading a PM from a high-ranking administrator, I have decided to dissolve this club before it gets started. But, I encourage all of you clinically insane members to let it be known that you are crazy! Scream out nonsense(not spam), run down the street naked with clothes on, set weasels on...
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    Club of Superior Madness

    I don't see why there would be a civil war(damn yankees) between my club and the rest of CPA, as long as the rest of CPA realizes that we would basically be their lessers, having admitted that we are crazy and insane. Therefore, you can throw popcorn at up, fling pennies at us, give us, um...
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    Club of Superior Madness

    I don't care about post counts! I just thought it would be a nice idea for a small club in CPA! I didn't know so many people would object to it. yeesh! Ransac, cpa trash man/village idiot
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    Super-CPA-Stardom

    Hey! HEY! There will be no Bush bashing on my thread! On this particular conversation, post it in Off Topic under the thread "Crybaby Gore". Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Club of Superior Madness

    It's not spam. I don't want it to be spam. I think it would be cool if a number of members would be part of a club. Besides, how else can you put a club on CPA without "advertising" on other threads, or in your words, spam. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Burst/Altar

    An excess of amount of laughter is required for a deck like this. Try using a friendly "MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!" after you've smacked your opponent into the ground. Ransac, cpa trash man
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    Club of Superior Madness

    Welcome all!!! Are you insane? Are you mad? or are you part of the CPA? Any of these qualifications will get you in. This club will basically be just a buddy-buddy club where we basically post threads an replys about how cool we are, being in the CSM. Well, if you are insane or crazy, which is...
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    Hmm...cards. That's whats here.

    Wait!!! I just got an inspiration for what I think is a semi decent card! Off of your crack troop idea. Crack Militia Summon Angry Men 2RRRR Cannot attack if any opponent controls a creature with toughness 5 or more. RR: Target creature get -1/-1 until end of turn. 5/5 The casting cost...
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    Tim, Prodigal Sorcerer

    If tom is the apprentice, then why is he better than tim? Ransac, cpa garbage man
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    Destroy target player

    Sorry. forgot that women now play this game, instead of the normal room full of loser guys. Errata: If target player has no "nuts", a kick in the rear is sufficient. Ransac, the non-sexist pig
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    Destroy target player

    How about... Turtle Water WWUUBBRRGG Sorcery You win the game, period. That's it. Pack your bags and kick target player in the nuts. Ransac, CPA garbage man
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    Contest

    Twist of Fate BBBRU Sorcery Take an additional turn. You have until the end of that turn to complete three of the following five tasks. 1.Destroy all creatures in play 2.Destory all land in play 3.Force all hands to be discarded 4.Completely and exactly cause yours and target opponent's life...
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    All CPA members are equal?

    Bob has it down! I can because I am.....The Garbage Man!!!!!!!!!!! I should form my own club or alliance on this site. I have my own fans apparently. Ransac, still mopping
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    Happy Holidays

    Christmas Poo 3G Instant Throw three pieces of poo at target player. If he throws one back, you may start a great american poo-flinging war. Ransac, that dummy
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    Who wants to pretend to be a millonaire

    1 week left Ransac, that nut
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    Super-CPA-Stardom

    2 more weeks til the next vote Ransac, bumlinger
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    WARNING: This is just a joke II

    *after Ransac reads the last sentence, foam starts coming out of his mouth and he falls to the floor, shaking* NGHGNGHHHSNXGNXNGSXNHGXGNXHXGGXNHGXNXGHXNXGXHXNXGXXNXGX(say that 12 times fast) Ransac, still shaking
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    Super-CPA-Stardom

    If there is a recount then I will give you one of the ziploc bags you can find on my "Who wants to pretend to be a millionaire?" thread. You won't be happy. Ransac, anti-recount
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    White Counterspell

    How about this? Lesser White Counterspell 1WW Instant Counter target spell. That spell's caster gains 1 life. Return one plains you control to your hand. Ransac, Hideously monkey
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